Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[pyrosaw]

Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.

Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.

You'd be surprised how many times I get that.

Really? Surprised as in, it's remarkably less than I assumed? Because I'm thinking once every 3 posts here.

More like 1 out of every 2 posts. Depending how many Escapist's on at a time.

 

[silver wolf009]

"On the ground BI*TCH!" Any random Nazi or Red or bandit from Metro 2033.

EDIT:

Cousin, Lets go bowling!

As if NO-ONE knows where this is from

I may sound stupid, but I really don't know where thats from... little help?

 

[CJ1145]

The Warden works for the traitor Bhelen! For Harrowmont! *Attack*

--Harrowmont Fanatic #7, Dragon Age: Origins

 

[dorkette1990]

"I'm made of sugar. I hope I don't fall into a pot of tea and melt!"

-kid from Fable

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Welcome to Corneria!
(the guard at the gates of corneria, FF1)

 

[Anchupom]

Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.

Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.

You'd be surprised how many times I get that.

Really? Surprised as in, it's remarkably less than I assumed? Because I'm thinking once every 3 posts here.

More like 1 out of every 2 posts. Depending how many Escapist's on at a time.

How does that work out for you?

 

[Brnin8]

"I saw a mudcrab by the water recently."
-Anyone in Oblivion

 

[Del-Toro]

Outlander! What do you want?

 

[C117]

"He he he, thank you..."

Merchant, Resident Evil 4

 

[pulse2]

I'm that ***** ass npc that makes the prat-oganist go and do a really long mission only to get some unuseful item >

Evil NPCs ftw!

 

[DarthAchaeron]

"How're those hot little potatoes coming? You know... because they're explosive?"
Fallout 3

 

[xCraig]

NIKO MY COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING [phone]

Roman Bellic
Grand Theft Auto 4.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Shepard. (Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect)

Wrex (Shepard, Mass Effect)

He's not an NPC you cheater

I've had it with your disingenuous assertions!
*punch*

Easily the best scene in Mass Effect 2.

Interview this *****! I hate reporters... >.>

 

[The Shade]

"Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for Nuclear Winter."

 

[[.redacted]]

Diablo II Beauty, Act 4 Q1 Izual's corrupted spirit betrays Tyrael <3

Sorry, only one cookie to go around =(

 

[pyrosaw]

Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.

Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.

You'd be surprised how many times I get that.

Really? Surprised as in, it's remarkably less than I assumed? Because I'm thinking once every 3 posts here.

More like 1 out of every 2 posts. Depending how many Escapist's on at a time.

How does that work out for you?

Kind of annoying, but it's nice to know I'm somewhat liked. Despite I'm against pretty much every type of fanboy.

 

[Kukakkau]

*scrubbing floor*
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player: "wait"
"Ok"
*Continues scrubbing floor*

Penny and nostalgia for anyone who knows where that comes from.

"Follow me!"
"No"
"...Follow me!"
"Okay"
"Freeze!!" *ratatattat*
"Ooops..."

Abe games - nostalgia indeed

"You're not supposed to be here!" - Assassin's Creed games where rooftops are military restricted areas

 

[Rhymenoceros]

AH! MY BALLS, IT'S GOT MY BALLS

Using the Shark Gun

Armed And Dangerous

Have not seen that game for a while. Never realised that's what they were saying XD

OT: "He could hurt himself" AC: Brotherhood

 

[Lord Penney]

*Walking around* "Hello there citizen"

[2 Seconds Later] *Speaking directly* "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW; PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!"

(Imperial Guard from ES IV: Oblivion)

 

[carpathic]

Do I have a bad script that might or might not trigger if the PC has not absolutely followed everything 100%?

How about "heya pardner"