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[General Ken8]

You're just in time for the fireworks show! BOOM! Ahahaha!
- Irving, Resident Evil 5

 

[DudeistBelieve]

"Them White Boys Had Me On Crystal Meth..." GTA: San Andreas

 

[Kiju]

"I need you to go collect this rare, valuable mineral from the Trogg infested mine so that I can sell it in town at a premium. In return, I'll give you some pocketchange and a bit of experience. Well? Get to it, chop chop."

-Most MMO quest-givers

 

[crepesack]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM



-Obliviion

Oh man that brings back memories. And yes I lol'd.


Oh hey it's your rival! What was his name again? "DOUCHE_". pokemon series.

 

[VincentX3]

"..."

-RED

 

[Aegis A'Sha'Se]

*jumps at face*

Hint: Half-Life series.

 

[Omega Pirate]

"Won?t you buy something? My poor child is hungry."

Flithy Women Merchant, Demon's Souls.

She says it in a gypsy accent, it grates on my ears.

 

[Grospoliner]

Gaaaaarrry...

Gary?

Gary!

-Gary

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Goddamn piece of sh*t
-random pedestrian in True Crime New york

"Ooooh diggity dang I gotta go!"

First thing I did think of was "By Azura! By Azura!"

 

[mirasiel]

I am the very model of a scientist salarian - I've studied species Turian, Asari and Batarian - I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology - because I am an expert which I know is a tautology! My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian - I am the very model of a scientist salarian!

 

[SimuLord]

I heard you're the fink who killed Benny.

- Chairmen in The Tops, Fallout: New Vegas

 

[A Pious Cultist]

*stalks walking into his desk and then sits down and types with his fingers two to three inches above the keyboard*

 

[Mehall]

Enemies everywhere!

-everyone from Mass Effect

 

[Hawkeye16]

"Welcome to Corneria!"

 

[Andrew_Waltfeld]

"What would you like to see my wares?"
- shopkeeper

(any game really)

 

[Fishyash]

"10 tings please." - Rayman

 

[Erecting a Sentry]

* In hobo voice* Spare a coin? *Walk to fellow NPC* *Elegant voice* "I heard someone has stolen the elder scrolls" Oblivion

 

[Balmong7]

"press B to jump" any game ever

 

[JayDig]

Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker

-A guard from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl

I like how this guy is contrasted by the nearby gaurd:
"Don't just stand there, Come in. Don't just stand there, Come in. Don't just stand there, Come in."

 

[omicron1]

"Welcome to Izchak's Lighting Shop!"

-Nethack