Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[BENZOOKA]

"...And with your discount."
DA:O.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Press B to jump!

-Press-B-to-Jump Guy, Unforgotten Realms

 

[0986875533423]

Elloo pal!- Any fat man or peasant, Baldur's Gate I & II

 

[lacktheknack]

"YOU KNOW, AVIDIUS AFERENSUS SEEMS TO ENJOY THROWING HERSELF OFF BUILDINGS, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY. SEEMS ODD. I WONDER IF SHE'D TRAIN OTHER PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME."

"I SUPPOSE. DID YOU HERE THAT THE EMPEROR WAS MURDERED?"

"HOW AWFUL! NOW WE HAVE NO EMPEROR. WHAT SHALL - is he gone?"

"Yep."

Any two people in Oblivion.

 

[Cuppa Tetleys]

Weeeeeelcome!

Resident Evil 4 Merchant

What are ya buyin'?

 

[emeraldrafael]

Hero, come over here and save him/her.

or

Terrorist, my dog is dead because of you

Both from inFamous, but I think the second is funnier, because before that, i had heard "You killed my husband/mother/sister/brother/son/daughter" before that, and this woman throws a rock at me and shots that. I laughed, then I fried her with some lightning, palpatine style. XD

 

[Jursa]

"Work, work, work"

Peon, Warcraft

 

[Leemaster777]

"Hello, and welcome to the Pokemon Center."
"We restore your tired pokemon to full health."
"Would you like to rest your pokemon?"
-Yes
-No

Pokemon series (duh)

 

[Atmos Duality]

(Oh look, here comes Mr. Home Invasion again...wait...he's approaching me? Uh, quick, think of something to say!)

"DERP!

I HATE SAND!"

 

[InnerRebellion]

"I might tell you for some caps."
-Fallout New Vegas

 

[SteewpidZombie]

Here Take This, It's Dangerous To Go Alone

Legend of Zelda

 

[thereverend7]

"Somethings wrong with the G-diffuser!"

Im not even going to put who said it. I mean, theres only a couple of games that have the raw power of the g-diffuser in them...

 

[FollowUp]

"That means that Sir Isaac Newton is the most badass son of a ***** in space!"

-Drill Sergeant, Mass Effect 2.

 

[Aesir23]

*screams in fear and agony*
-NPC from Prototype

 

[faspxina]

NPC - Look at me! I'm dancing! I'M DANCING!!!
Player - *shoots a rocket at the NPC*





(robot from Borderlands)

 

[zehydra]

"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggh blurp blug"

-Boomer, Left 4 Dead

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggh blurp blug"

-Boomer, Left 4 Dead

Boomer! *Shoots boomer when two feet from PC*

 

[ajb924]

"Like a bolt from the blue... It's time for the Reaper Review!"
Fucking Review Reaper, The World Ends With You.

 

[Infernai]

"Speak not the Watchers.
Draw not the Watchers.
Write not the Watchers.
Sculpt not the Watchers.
Sing not the Watchers.
Call not the Watchers' name".

- All that said in a creepy, monotone demonic voice just to fuck with the players character and creep them out.