"Pssst, hey you!"

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I broke all the springs >.<

I wonder which comment you speak of. Hmmm

 

[UnusualStranger]

I interrupt your wondering by just existing here.

I am starting a fire.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I cover you and your fire with liquid nitrogen.

I am throwing eggs at a house.

 

[CounterAttack]

I hatch from one of the eggs and scream at you.

I'm practicing my dance steps.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I play the jonas brothers and tramatize you for life.

I am trying to work out what is wrong with my computer.

 

[oppp7]

I set you on fire.
I'm setting him on fire.

 

[TimeLord]

I throw you both into a river.

Im using my mobile

 

[oppp7]

I shoot it out of your hands.
I'm on a unicycle.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I set a spike strip all around you.

I am engaged in a high speed chase with the "popo"

 

[Lost in Slumber]

I ram you off the road.
I am flying a plane!

 

[UnusualStranger]

I put snakes on your plane.
I'm firing a laser!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I make the laser malfunction and explode.

I am liking Lost in Slumbers avatar.

 

[CounterAttack]

I hack his account and change it to a fried egg.

I'm editing footage for a video.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I hack into your computer and delete all the footage and replace it with the fried egg.

I am screaming "REVVEEENGE!" loudly.

 

[Rainboq]

I shoot you.... IN THE BAWLS!

I am watching south park

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I turn it to "Family Guy".

I'm fixing my car.

 

[Rainboq]

I blow it up

I am drinking

 

[Darth Caelum]

I send a group of strippers at you, but they are suddenly turned into Twilight Characters talking about love, and Sparkle Dust. Then when you are prepared to rip your balls of you wake up, you breath a sigh of relief that the Nightmare is over, until suddenly you hear Edward saying 'Now about those Sparkles.....)

I am torturing Twilight Fans until they admit that VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE! (Yes i hate Twilight)

 

[oppp7]

I hit you over the head with a Twilight book.
I'm trying to find a hole in the equation.

 

[Lost in Slumber]

I make a hole in you hand.

I am dancing in the streets!