"Pssst, hey you!"

[j1-2themax]

I run you over with an SUV.

I am drive said SUV to Canada.

 

[Lost in Slumber]

I ram you off the road with my tricycle.

I am riding my tricycle.

 

[Rainboq]

I run you over with my bicycle

I want too ride my bicycle

 

[CounterAttack]

I pop the tyres.

I'm making a cake.

 

[Rainboq]

I hide a stripper in it, but I don't tell you, so when you cut it...

I am doing the Russian can-can

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I push you down.

I am putting on socks.

 

[Rainboq]

I unravel them

I am being a griefer

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I laugh at you!

I am watching a spooooky movie.

 

[Rainboq]

I jump you at the scariest part

I am building a pillow fort

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I jump on it.

I am cold!

 

[Rainboq]

I set you on fire

I am quoting Monty Python

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I start a sexy party in your house.

I am mowing the lawn on a lawn mower.

 

[Rainboq]

I throw a rock into it

I am watching TV

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I make your power go down.

I am locked in a safe.

 

[Rainboq]

I blow it up

I am playing with dynamite

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I light them...all of them.

I am sitting by the fireplace.

 

[CounterAttack]

I summon a Flame Atronach out of the fire and it kills you.

I'm watching ISOK burn while giggling hysterically.

 

[Rainboq]

I stab you too death and I google it

I am using stumble upon

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Wtf is that? I just stand there questioning what that it.

I am typing.

 

[Darth Caelum]

I throw a kitten at you

I am perfecting Astral Manipulation