"Pssst, hey you!"

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I...uh...do something.

I am getting ready for school.

 

[Darth Caelum]

I blow up your School.

I am about to learn the Secret of the Universe.

 

[seamusotorain]

I blow up your School.

I am about to learn the Secret of the Universe.

I blow up the planet to make way for a bypass 10 minutes before you find out.

It feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all.

 

[Darth Caelum]

*Curses*
I make you wear a school girl Uniform

I am about to wipe out Humanity

 

[seamusotorain]

So you're making it Friday night?

I make Humanity's saving throw.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I laugh at your togetherness and walk alone.

I'm setting the world on fire.

 

[ThreeWords]

I DESTROY THE WORLD *laughter*

I'm on a ridiculous sitcom, preparing to DESTROY THE WORLD *further laughter*

 

[Rainboq]

I sic c'thulu on you

I am eating a pb&j sandwich

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I steal it.

I am lifting weights.

 

[CounterAttack]

I drop a medicine ball on you.

I'm teaching the next poster to dance.

 

[Rainboq]

I realize your a horrible teacher and I go gordon freeman on your ass

I am dancing (completely unrelated)

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I trip you. (and laugh maniacaly.)

I am very tired.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I put laxatives in your food so you can't sleep because you need to shit all the time.
I am sitting on a chair.

 

[Knife-28]

I pull the chair out from under you.

I'm playing Mass Effect 2.