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Cabisco

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w@rew0lf said:
Demon ID said:
Johnnyallstar said:
SnootyEnglishman said:
This was a fact people knew about long ago buddy. Now deviant art will be full of Pyro Pron
Rule 34.
Rule 34 you say
*looks on internet*

Oooooh... Well I guess this totally dispells the whole internet culture myth of us being weird then.
I think Rule 35 makes us weirder. To save you the search it basically means. If you find an exception to Rule 34 then that exception must be created so that Rule 34 remains true. In other words, "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
So are you telling me i'm under an internet obligation to make Halo-mario cross over porn if I can't find it?

Damn, who even makes these rules?
 

w@rew0lf

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Demon ID said:
w@rew0lf said:
I think Rule 35 makes us weirder. To save you the search it basically means. If you find an exception to Rule 34 then that exception must be created so that Rule 34 remains true. In other words, "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
So are you telling me i'm under an internet obligation to make Halo-mario cross over porn if I can't find it?

Damn, who even makes these rules?
Who else? /b/
 

Cabisco

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w@rew0lf said:
Demon ID said:
w@rew0lf said:
I think Rule 35 makes us weirder. To save you the search it basically means. If you find an exception to Rule 34 then that exception must be created so that Rule 34 remains true. In other words, "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
So are you telling me i'm under an internet obligation to make Halo-mario cross over porn if I can't find it?

Damn, who even makes these rules?
Who else? /b/
Ahhhh the internets buttplug, I should have guessed. Well if you don't mind i'll completely dismiss all the rules then :)
 

yanipheonu

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Though "Why don't you give her a shot?" could refer to the situation instead of the characters, so it's hardly irrefutable proof.
 

manythings

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Sir Kemper said:
It's a goddam joke, One that I'm getting tired of.

Seriously, this odd obession with the Pyro's gender is sickingly annoying. It's a goddam fire based class, You set stuff on fire. Gender doesen't seem like much of a obligation.

Besided's, Valve loves to tease and hint at the pyro's gender, in the blog post's He/She is repeatedly referd at as She and He, no gender is ever considered consistant.


When Valve offcicially comes out and says "Yeah, The Pyro's a Girl" I'll belive it, however, one bit of text isin't enough to convince me.

Also, One more thing, How is one bit of passing text "Official"?
I haven't followed this but doesn't the fact that it is one line of text in the game mean it is definitive? (I'm being serious I don't own TF2 or anything so I'm on the outside.)
 

w@rew0lf

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Demon ID said:
w@rew0lf said:
Demon ID said:
w@rew0lf said:
I think Rule 35 makes us weirder. To save you the search it basically means. If you find an exception to Rule 34 then that exception must be created so that Rule 34 remains true. In other words, "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
So are you telling me i'm under an internet obligation to make Halo-mario cross over porn if I can't find it?

Damn, who even makes these rules?
Who else? /b/
Ahhhh the internets buttplug, I should have guessed. Well if you don't mind i'll completely dismiss all the rules then :)
I wish I could but I've personally seen to many of the rules are versed in truth. Well at least the one's about porn and fucked up shit at least. Other than that it's all fun and games for me.

OT Finally: Um Spy Check!

P.S. I call Rule 34 on the bold.
 

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w@rew0lf said:
Demon ID said:
Johnnyallstar said:
SnootyEnglishman said:
This was a fact people knew about long ago buddy. Now deviant art will be full of Pyro Pron
Rule 34.
Rule 34 you say
*looks on internet*

Oooooh... Well I guess this totally dispells the whole internet culture myth of us being weird then.
I think Rule 35 makes us weirder. To save you the search it basically means. If you find an exception to Rule 34 then that exception must be created so that Rule 34 remains true. In other words, "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
Did you also notice that 34+35=69?

It's actually quite a witty joke if you see it that way.
 

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manythings said:
Sir Kemper said:
It's a goddam joke, One that I'm getting tired of.

Seriously, this odd obession with the Pyro's gender is sickingly annoying. It's a goddam fire based class, You set stuff on fire. Gender doesen't seem like much of a obligation.

Besided's, Valve loves to tease and hint at the pyro's gender, in the blog post's He/She is repeatedly referd at as She and He, no gender is ever considered consistant.


When Valve offcicially comes out and says "Yeah, The Pyro's a Girl" I'll belive it, however, one bit of text isin't enough to convince me.

Also, One more thing, How is one bit of passing text "Official"?
I haven't followed this but doesn't the fact that it is one line of text in the game mean it is definitive? (I'm being serious I don't own TF2 or anything so I'm on the outside.)
It randomly changes to "him" too.
Valve are just messing with people, as usual.
 
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yanipheonu said:
Though "Why don't you give her a shot?" could refer to the situation instead of the characters, so it's hardly irrefutable proof.
Exactly what I was going to say.
This doesn't prove crap.

Valve's never going to tell us because they love trolling us so damn much. And I can't say I blame them.
 

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maxben said:
Miumaru said:
I read it as Spyro (the dragon) at first and was like...what?
Haha, I thought I was the only one :)
BudZer said:
Miumaru said:
I read it as Spyro (the dragon) at first and was like...what?
Me too, I shat bricks.

Also: I'm pretty sure that was revealed during the Spy update.
Miumaru said:
I read it as Spyro (the dragon) at first and was like...what?
"How can you make Spyro a girl? Every Spyro game, he has been a boy. Why risk wrath of fanbo...oh, I see what you did there."

My train of thought just then.

*Choo, choo*
 

manythings

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Outright Villainy said:
manythings said:
Sir Kemper said:
It's a goddam joke, One that I'm getting tired of.

Seriously, this odd obession with the Pyro's gender is sickingly annoying. It's a goddam fire based class, You set stuff on fire. Gender doesen't seem like much of a obligation.

Besided's, Valve loves to tease and hint at the pyro's gender, in the blog post's He/She is repeatedly referd at as She and He, no gender is ever considered consistant.


When Valve offcicially comes out and says "Yeah, The Pyro's a Girl" I'll belive it, however, one bit of text isin't enough to convince me.

Also, One more thing, How is one bit of passing text "Official"?
I haven't followed this but doesn't the fact that it is one line of text in the game mean it is definitive? (I'm being serious I don't own TF2 or anything so I'm on the outside.)
It randomly changes to "him" too.
Valve are just messing with people, as usual.
Makes sense.
 

Sir Kemper

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manythings said:
Sir Kemper said:
It's a goddam joke, One that I'm getting tired of.

Seriously, this odd obession with the Pyro's gender is sickingly annoying. It's a goddam fire based class, You set stuff on fire. Gender doesen't seem like much of a obligation.

Besided's, Valve loves to tease and hint at the pyro's gender, in the blog post's He/She is repeatedly referd at as She and He, no gender is ever considered consistant.


When Valve offcicially comes out and says "Yeah, The Pyro's a Girl" I'll belive it, however, one bit of text isin't enough to convince me.

Also, One more thing, How is one bit of passing text "Official"?
I haven't followed this but doesn't the fact that it is one line of text in the game mean it is definitive? (I'm being serious I don't own TF2 or anything so I'm on the outside.)
As I mentioned before, Valve loves to tease at the Pyro's gender, it's not like this is the first time they've done it, They've repeatedly called Pyro a "She" on the blog, along with a "He"

Dunno, Maybe I'm wrong, But it just seems odd that they would reveal the Pyro's gender in such a nonchalant fashion.

Oh well, Maybe Valve's just trollin' again.

Still, I stand by the fact that the whole obsession is fucking sickening.

EDIT: That and it changes to him, So interestingly, it means it's not "Official"... Information Check FTW!
 

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Broken Orange said:
maxben said:
Miumaru said:
I read it as Spyro (the dragon) at first and was like...what?
Haha, I thought I was the only one :)
BudZer said:
Miumaru said:
I read it as Spyro (the dragon) at first and was like...what?
Me too, I shat bricks.

Also: I'm pretty sure that was revealed during the Spy update.
Miumaru said:
I read it as Spyro (the dragon) at first and was like...what?
"How can you make Spyro a girl? Every Spyro game, he has been a boy. Why risk wrath of fanbo...oh, I see what you did there."

My train of thought just then.

*Choo, choo*
I think quoting me directly was a bit excessive. I remember him having a voice and stuff, so I was sure he was male. Still am obviously :p
 

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w@rew0lf said:
Demon ID said:
w@rew0lf said:
Demon ID said:
w@rew0lf said:
I think Rule 35 makes us weirder. To save you the search it basically means. If you find an exception to Rule 34 then that exception must be created so that Rule 34 remains true. In other words, "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
So are you telling me i'm under an internet obligation to make Halo-mario cross over porn if I can't find it?

Damn, who even makes these rules?
Who else? /b/
Ahhhh the internets buttplug, I should have guessed. Well if you don't mind i'll completely dismiss all the rules then :)
I wish I could but I've personally seen to many of the rules are versed in truth. Well at least the one's about porn and fucked up shit at least. Other than that it's all fun and games for me.

OT Finally: Um Spy Check!

P.S. I call Rule 34 on the bold.
I suppose since it is all fun and games I can play along to an extent

*looks at next sentence*

OH for fucks sake.... right, now off to ms paint I go i guess... So long as you can vaguely tell who's who I think it should count.
 

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Sir Kemper said:
manythings said:
Sir Kemper said:
It's a goddam joke, One that I'm getting tired of.

Seriously, this odd obession with the Pyro's gender is sickingly annoying. It's a goddam fire based class, You set stuff on fire. Gender doesen't seem like much of a obligation.

Besided's, Valve loves to tease and hint at the pyro's gender, in the blog post's He/She is repeatedly referd at as She and He, no gender is ever considered consistant.


When Valve offcicially comes out and says "Yeah, The Pyro's a Girl" I'll belive it, however, one bit of text isin't enough to convince me.

Also, One more thing, How is one bit of passing text "Official"?
I haven't followed this but doesn't the fact that it is one line of text in the game mean it is definitive? (I'm being serious I don't own TF2 or anything so I'm on the outside.)
As I mentioned before, Valve loves to tease at the Pyro's gender, it's not like this is the first time they've done it, They've repeatedly called Pyro a "She" on the blog, along with a "He"

Dunno, Maybe I'm wrong, But it just seems odd that they would reveal the Pyro's gender in such a nonchalant fashion.

Oh well, Maybe Valve's just trollin' again.

Still, I stand by the fact that the whole obsession is fucking sickening.

EDIT: That and it changes to him, So interestingly, it means it's not "Official"... Information Check FTW!
That's sad... not because Pyro's gender is decided or not but it would be nice to see female Character in a video games role beside escort mission, Dead weight or being kidnap. You know, we didn't get really far since Metroid came out.

PS: I mean a good female Character on a Good game that you can play... And Tomb Raider doesn't count, it bad by most standard.
 

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Akalistos said:
Sir Kemper said:
manythings said:
Sir Kemper said:
It's a goddam joke, One that I'm getting tired of.

Seriously, this odd obession with the Pyro's gender is sickingly annoying. It's a goddam fire based class, You set stuff on fire. Gender doesen't seem like much of a obligation.

Besided's, Valve loves to tease and hint at the pyro's gender, in the blog post's He/She is repeatedly referd at as She and He, no gender is ever considered consistant.


When Valve offcicially comes out and says "Yeah, The Pyro's a Girl" I'll belive it, however, one bit of text isin't enough to convince me.

Also, One more thing, How is one bit of passing text "Official"?
I haven't followed this but doesn't the fact that it is one line of text in the game mean it is definitive? (I'm being serious I don't own TF2 or anything so I'm on the outside.)
As I mentioned before, Valve loves to tease at the Pyro's gender, it's not like this is the first time they've done it, They've repeatedly called Pyro a "She" on the blog, along with a "He"

Dunno, Maybe I'm wrong, But it just seems odd that they would reveal the Pyro's gender in such a nonchalant fashion.

Oh well, Maybe Valve's just trollin' again.

Still, I stand by the fact that the whole obsession is fucking sickening.

EDIT: That and it changes to him, So interestingly, it means it's not "Official"... Information Check FTW!
That's sad... not because Pyro's gender is decided or not but it would be nice to see female Character in a video games role beside escort mission, Dead weight or being kidnap. You know, we didn't get really far since Metroid came out.

PS: I mean a good female Character on a Good game that you can play... And Tomb Raider doesn't count, it bad by most standard.
Here's the thing:

Who says the Pyro's not?

See the reason I like the Pyro's ambigutiy is that it allows for speculations.

Who says the Pyro's NOT a Psychopathic Woman?

Who says the Pyro's NOT secretly a Robot?

Who Says the Pyro's NOT secretly a Man?

Who Says the Pyro's NOT secretly Ron Jeramy?

Who says?