I would take the remastered versions of Star Wars movies and remove the slew of added shit to the movies. We must join together and stop George Lucas before it's too late.
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I would fix the ending of I Am Legend. That shit was seriously anti-climactic, and almost completely spoiled an otherwise fantastic movie.
Alien vs Predator & AvP Requiem. I would launched them into space, where they belong, and replace hicks and hick mercenaries with USMC, as it was meant to be.
And thats another example similar to one I made above. Replace mutants with Hell in Doom, and suddenly this movie is much better. I mean, how awful writer you have to be to fuck up something obvious like this.individual11 said:
I'd fix the Star Wars movies. There's a lot wrong with all of them. You heard me. Not even the original films are safe.
The prequel is what I would change, so one way or another.Thurmer said:
Though does "making a Sam Raimi free Spiderman" count? I should have thought of that before I voted for Star Wars.
I'd change the Transformers movie(s). Changes are as follows:
1) The director, changed.
2) The previous director Micheal Bay, shot in the head and ass, to be sure of shot to brain.
3) "Updated" transformers designs reversed to classic designs.
4) Total rewrite; less about the people, more about the Transformers. Human actors get small cameos, as in the classic Transformers movie, and play a very small part indeed.
Expectations? Better reviews, bigger fanbase, less franchise desecration by fucking windbag. 5 stars.
1) The director, changed.
2) The previous director Micheal Bay, shot in the head and ass, to be sure of shot to brain.
3) "Updated" transformers designs reversed to classic designs.
4) Total rewrite; less about the people, more about the Transformers. Human actors get small cameos, as in the classic Transformers movie, and play a very small part indeed.
Expectations? Better reviews, bigger fanbase, less franchise desecration by fucking windbag. 5 stars.
Alien 3 for sure. What it turned out to be was so much worse than every iteration it went through during production.
Lord of the rings trilogy.
Just to make them more like the book. I've recently re-read the books and there's so many little things that they change for seemingly no reason, I know they had to cut some things to save time, but there's loads of little things where they invented a whole new scene when they could have just used to original.
Just to make them more like the book. I've recently re-read the books and there's so many little things that they change for seemingly no reason, I know they had to cut some things to save time, but there's loads of little things where they invented a whole new scene when they could have just used to original.
I know it's not out yet but I'd have to change the Warhammer movie that comes out next year(I think) I hate it when movies are done entirely in CGI, has a way of making movies that are attempting to be serious feel like a kids movie.
It would be better drawn I think, preferably by the same artists behind Spawn the animated series.
It would be better drawn I think, preferably by the same artists behind Spawn the animated series.
Star Wars! Episodes 4, 5 and 6. I would make them as crappy as George Lucas initially intended them to be. That way, a cult wouldn't have followed, and Lucas wouldn't have made Episodes 1, 2 and 3!
There are just to many movies out there I would change... X-men Origins would be one of them, not only did they ruin Deadpool, they also kicked the shit out of Gambit! I was waiting FOREVER for them to have a Gambit.. and then.. this piece of shit came out.. pfft, I could do much better.. How do you all feel about that one huh?
A FURRY who can make a movie much better then the guys who produced that piece of shit..
I'll wait while you absorb that. xD
Oh, and for those of you who most likely quote me: I would NOT DARE to ruin X-Men with the furry franchise, nor any other DC or Marvel Character... they DO NOT NEED TO BE FURRIES! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME DEVIANTART! eh hem.. anyways...
A FURRY who can make a movie much better then the guys who produced that piece of shit..
I'll wait while you absorb that. xD
Oh, and for those of you who most likely quote me: I would NOT DARE to ruin X-Men with the furry franchise, nor any other DC or Marvel Character... they DO NOT NEED TO BE FURRIES! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME DEVIANTART! eh hem.. anyways...
Thanks for not spoilering this, mate. I guess I won't be watching that movie again in a long time, as I had almost fully forgot what happened in it, until of now.Matt-the-twat said:
Have a nice day.
OT: I wouldn't change any of them. What's the point.
The Matrix. The movie is basically limitless in terms of potential (after all, it all happens in the human mind), so there is PLENTY that could be expounded upon.
i would beat the Emo out of Peter Parker in the spiderman movies. i mean come on! noone wants to see spiderman cry about his love life, we wanna see him kick some ass!
I would have liked to change Terminator and Spider-Man as mentioned in Movie-Bob's latest article. I also would have changed Paranormal Activity so that the, 'the-wife-was-a-psycho' ending was the cannon ending. OH! I would also re-cast the latest Exorcism movie, giving the leading role to Aaron Eckhart who I believe would have been a better fit for that movie.