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Zombie_Fish

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Tears of Blood said:
Delicious said:
Did you choose your name and avatar because...

A) ...you wanted to shock people?
B) ...you are sad inside?
C) ...you have a strange condition that has you literally bleed out of your eyeballs?
D) ...you like dark imagery?
I'll go with...

"D) ...you like dark imagery?"

Now I've got one for you.

Did you choose your name because...

A) You have a strange pear fetish?
B) You want to appeal to cannibals?
C) You want a discount on blowjobs?
D) You couldn't think of anything else to put, but you were having this WONDERFUL cake?
None. I chose it because my user names always consist of the words Zombie Fish. That's just because I'm random.

How tall are you?
 

Delicious

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Tears of Blood said:
Delicious said:
Did you choose your name and avatar because...

A) ...you wanted to shock people?
B) ...you are sad inside?
C) ...you have a strange condition that has you literally bleed out of your eyeballs?
D) ...you like dark imagery?
I'll go with...

"D) ...you like dark imagery?"

Now I've got one for you.

Did you choose your name because...

A) You have a strange pear fetish?
B) You want to appeal to cannibals?
C) You want a discount on blowjobs?
D) You couldn't think of anything else to put, but you were having this WONDERFUL
cake?
A!

I love pear.
 

Tears of Blood

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Delicious said:
Tears of Blood said:
Delicious said:
Did you choose your name and avatar because...

A) ...you wanted to shock people?
B) ...you are sad inside?
C) ...you have a strange condition that has you literally bleed out of your eyeballs?
D) ...you like dark imagery?
I'll go with...

"D) ...you like dark imagery?"

Now I've got one for you.

Did you choose your name because...

A) You have a strange pear fetish?
B) You want to appeal to cannibals?
C) You want a discount on blowjobs?
D) You couldn't think of anything else to put, but you were having this WONDERFUL
cake?
A!

I love pear.
Great, while you're having fun with your pears, I'll be handling things with smoother and more voluptuous curves on them.

My 360 controllers.
 

Delicious

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Tears of Blood said:
Delicious said:
Tears of Blood said:
Delicious said:
Did you choose your name and avatar because...

A) ...you wanted to shock people?
B) ...you are sad inside?
C) ...you have a strange condition that has you literally bleed out of your eyeballs?
D) ...you like dark imagery?
I'll go with...

"D) ...you like dark imagery?"

Now I've got one for you.

Did you choose your name because...

A) You have a strange pear fetish?
B) You want to appeal to cannibals?
C) You want a discount on blowjobs?
D) You couldn't think of anything else to put, but you were having this WONDERFUL
cake?
A!

I love pear.
Great, while you're having fun with your pears, I'll be handling things with smoother and more voluptuous curves on them.

My 360 controllers.
Uh, can you eat 360 controllers and sustain yourself?

Yeah, pears 1, stupid plastic 0.
 

Tears of Blood

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Delicious said:
Yeah, pears 1, stupid plastic 0.
Apparently you haven't realized that I meant fetish in a sort of sexual nature, and that I was joking, trying to make light of you being a twat. But, of course, you're going to take me seriously and try to suck my *CENSORED*. I'm gong to have to kindly ask that you stop.
 

Delicious

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Tears of Blood said:
Delicious said:
Yeah, pears 1, stupid plastic 0.
Apparently you haven't realized that I meant fetish in a sort of sexual nature, and that I was joking, trying to make light of you being a twat. But, of course, you're going to take me seriously and try to suck my *CENSORED*. I'm gong to have to kindly ask that you stop.
Hello, I think someone has just gotten offended on the internet.

It's ok to curse here by the way, this is big boy forum.

And since you missed the whole " me being light-hearted from the start thing", I'll make it easy for you.

I'm now being serious. Grow a pair and take a joke without being a pretentious ***** about it.
 

Tears of Blood

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Delicious said:
Tears of Blood said:
Delicious said:
Yeah, pears 1, stupid plastic 0.
Apparently you haven't realized that I meant fetish in a sort of sexual nature, and that I was joking, trying to make light of you being a twat. But, of course, you're going to take me seriously and try to suck my *CENSORED*. I'm gong to have to kindly ask that you stop.
Hello, I think someone has just gotten offended on the internet.

It's ok to curse here by the way, this is big boy forum.

And since you missed the whole " me being light-hearted from the start thing", I'll make it easy for you.

I'm now being serious. Grow a pair and take a joke without being a pretentious ***** about it.
1.) I'm sure you'd like if I was offended. More, I'm just tired of the same dry responses to my username that I use everywhere. People think they are clever, when I have heard it all.

2.) I am fully aware that I'm able to swear. If I wasn't able to, I'd have never signed up for an account considering I don't remember a single episode of ZP without an expletive of some sort in it. Also, I did say "twat." However, there's something more "light-hearted" about the way I went about it. It just wouldn't have been as humorous if I had said DICK now would it? No, it'd be just downright immature.

3.) No thank you, I think I'll keep my pretentious ***** attitude. It makes me individual, quirky. Don't like it? Go stick your head in a jar of mayo.

(Mayo?)
 

Kif

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Angst much?

samaritan.squirrel said:
How do you alter the text in these comments?Bold,italics, size and so on.
Anyway, you use [] with b in like so stuff and remember to close it with [/b] when you've finished the text you want bold.
 

Delicious

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Tears of Blood said:
Delicious said:
Tears of Blood said:
Delicious said:
Yeah, pears 1, stupid plastic 0.
Apparently you haven't realized that I meant fetish in a sort of sexual nature, and that I was joking, trying to make light of you being a twat. But, of course, you're going to take me seriously and try to suck my *CENSORED*. I'm gong to have to kindly ask that you stop.
Hello, I think someone has just gotten offended on the internet.

It's ok to curse here by the way, this is big boy forum.

And since you missed the whole " me being light-hearted from the start thing", I'll make it easy for you.

I'm now being serious. Grow a pair and take a joke without being a pretentious ***** about it.
1.) I'm sure you'd like if I was offended. More, I'm just tired of the same dry responses to my username that I use everywhere. People think they are clever, when I have heard it all.

2.) I am fully aware that I'm able to swear. If I wasn't able to, I'd have never signed up for an account considering I don't remember a single episode of ZP without an expletive of some sort in it. Also, I did say "twat." However, there's something more "light-hearted" about the way I went about it. It just wouldn't have been as humorous if I had said DICK now would it? No, it'd be just downright immature.

3.) No thank you, I think I'll keep my pretentious ***** attitude. It makes me individual, quirky. Don't like it? Go stick your head in a jar of mayo.

(Mayo?)
Implying that someone is sucking your dick is immature whether you bleep something out or not.

And you were offended, otherwise you wouldn't have made such a big deal out of it.

Third, you aren't as unique as you think. I can't tell you how many times I've seen the dark, brooding pseudo-intellectual brimming with poor attempts at non-sequitor wit with over-advertised apathy.
 

Sark

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Mackinator said:
What is the best route to become a billionaire?
Create a supervirus and sell the cure. I see no problems with this.

Madshaw said:
Is it moraly acceptable to join the army?
Morals are subject to personal views. Do it if you think it's right. Other's opinions are secondary.

What are you wearing?
 

Kif

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Sark said:
What are you wearing?
Black shirt, blue combats, black socks, silver watch, stripey red boxers and black sneakers.

Is euthanasia acceptable?