Where the Imperial Guard are able to overcome Space Marines in one on one combat, and the Space Marines are in the film for all of five minutes.Alssadar said:
Quick! You're hiring Micheal Bay to sabotage a beloved franchise!
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Well, a remake of the Twilight series, of course.
Everyone blows up in the first 15 minutes, end of movie.
Everyone blows up in the first 15 minutes, end of movie.
Should have gone with Dollhouse. I absolutely love Whedon, Firefly, and Buffy, but the people who will stand by Dollhouse as being infallible, that's who you want to see squirm. God that show was awful. I don't think that Bay would be safe rebooting any Whedon property, so 2 birds for you?Instant K4rma said:
OT:I'm going with the more popular sci-fi series Battlestar Galactica because I fell asleep somewhere during "33" out of sheer boredom after being fairly interested in the miniseries. Having a visceral angry response would have at least been satisfying. Also, with Bay, everyone would have immediately admitted that they were cylons and a giant forgettable fight would have broken out. Then I could catch up with the series in a day.
Power Rangers? Especially the recent version. There need to he more explosions to make it less of 'I wanna punch everyone here in the face' kind of show.
And really. You can't fuck up the PR. You just can't.
And really. You can't fuck up the PR. You just can't.
Von Strimmer said:
I'm not letting anyone other than him touch these after watching this video. Consider the prequels officially under my protection.
A few weeks ago, I was all for burning them down. It might be nice if Bay were to officially end the Indiana Jones series though. I don't think I can take another 2 Crystal Skull sequels.
Portal. The ashpd is replaced with a laser cannon. Glados must die or she'll take over the world.
He could make Star Wars Episodes VII, VIII and IX. Imagine the possibilities... Exploding a new death star in each movie. It would be great if he could make the ships similar and lasers of the same colour, so we can't say who are the bad and who are the good guys. Add some untasteful humour with Jar-jar children and you've got a perfect Mike Bay's movie!
I wouldn't even mind he ruining the franchise because Lucas already made that! I'd even say that his recent movies aren't that different from Bay's one, both from an action point of view and from a quality one.
I wouldn't even mind he ruining the franchise because Lucas already made that! I'd even say that his recent movies aren't that different from Bay's one, both from an action point of view and from a quality one.
Instead of being viciously murdered, the main character(Sorry can't remember any names...) is a socially awkward American teenager who ends up scoring with all the girls with no consequences whatsoever. Except it turns out Sekai(... cept for her) is an alien Decepticon pretending to be human and the main man has to call upon the American Army to nuke her, causing massive property damage and unknown casualties and it ends with the main man having an orgy to a Linkin park song.StormShaun said:
OT: Super Mario Bros Movie, as directed by Michael Bay.
The question is: Would it be better or worse than the original Mario bros movie?
Everything that pops into my head is just reality tv series.
Could we do explosions, aliens, robots and fast cars in that? The unlikeable characters and scantily dressed women are already there we just need to blow it all up!
Could we do explosions, aliens, robots and fast cars in that? The unlikeable characters and scantily dressed women are already there we just need to blow it all up!
wish granted.FilipJPhry said:You know what? That might improve the series. Imagine Kabua(sorry about the misspell): Tall hair man! Attck Yugi and his friends while I effortlessly attack this asshole Malack as he continues to kick my ass!sextus the crazy said:Yugioh the abridged series
"joey's use of racial slang make him an endearing character."
OT: Pokemon. Micheal bay makes Explosion a TM again and makes everyone learn it.
Explosion in pokemon was already explained: Damped.
Imo it should be Saints Row. He would make it better than The Third. Should be fun, explosive, but without going overboard with all the facepalm inducing sex jokes. GTA series is more like.. A Brian DePalma or Michael Mann filmFieldy409 said:
