Quick! You're hiring Micheal Bay to sabotage a beloved franchise!

Recommended Videos

malestrithe

New member
Aug 18, 2008
1,818
0
0
Volf said:
Michael Bay directs a Nicholas Cage movie! XD
It's called the Rock. Came out when Nic Cage thought he was an action star and did Face/Off and Con Air.

Back to topic:

If given the Bay treatment, Hong Kong Phooey would be fun. It already has the same juvenile humor that Bay loves.
 

Lugbzurg

New member
Mar 4, 2012
918
0
0
Ever imagine what would happen if Micheal Bay ever got his hands of something like Peanuts, The Wonderpets, or Sesame Street?
 

Trifixion

Infamous Scribbler
Oct 13, 2009
635
0
0
The "Finding Bigfoot" series on Animal Planet.

"Hi, I'm Matt Moneymaker, and today Bobo and I are gonna go huntin' for 'squatches...WITH MISSILES!"
 

Wintermoot

New member
Aug 20, 2009
6,563
0
0
METAL SLUG!
it,s already about the army and ,splosions so I don,t think he can mess it up.
or Chess we already have a Battle ship movie so why not?
in a world where WHITE and BLACK eternally fight
is there a hero
that will rise up and become QUEEN a secret project done on both sides
he
is
PAWN
*cue explosions*
 

saintdane05

New member
Aug 2, 2011
1,849
0
0
I don't hate the upcoming franchise (even though you can't call it a franchise)

Katawa Shoujo. Shia Labueff as Hisao, Megan Fox as everyone else.
 

him over there

New member
Dec 17, 2011
1,728
0
0
Oh another one how about No More Heroes? It would probably be the exact same thing except with the witty satire removed entirely.
 

Mr.Mattress

Level 2 Lumberjack
Jul 17, 2009
3,645
0
0
Invader Zim. Let's see; Evil Alien (Check), Awkward Guy who's the only one who can stop him (Check), Explosions (GIR and Irken Tech can provide many of these), "Hot" Bodied Girl (Tak can provide this roll. Heck, she can even be the Cliff Hanger; Revealing to Dib that she's an Irken who wants Zim's job!), Racist Characters (... Invader Zim surprisingly lacks in that department, but I Think Michael Bay catches the Minor Characters Stupidity very well). This could only go well.
 

Fieldy409_v1legacy

New member
Oct 9, 2008
2,686
0
0
Dr Jones said:
Fieldy409 said:
Hmm... I think Grand Theft Auto would suit him very well actually!

[small] Michael Bay makes fun movies you snobs...[/small]
Imo it should be Saints Row. He would make it better than The Third. Should be fun, explosive, but without going overboard with all the facepalm inducing sex jokes. GTA series is more like.. A Brian DePalma or Michael Mann film
Hmm... Yeah I suppose your right. If your referring to the new style of GTA 4. I was thinking more of the madness of San Andreas and Vice city. Which is pretty much what Saints Row has become.
 

The_Waspman

New member
Sep 14, 2011
569
0
0
Since I've been ninja'd on Indiana Jones, how about Back to the Future?

Shia would be Marty McFly, obviously, and the delorien would need to harness actual nuclear explosions to travel through time. Doc Brown would be an offensive, fast talking black stereotype, Marty's mother would probably be played by some slutty Megan Fox clone and Marty would actually do the deed with her.

Everybody wins!
 

Scarim Coral

Jumped the ship
Legacy
Oct 29, 2010
18,157
2
3
Country
UK
I don't care if this had been said over four times already but I say Twilight. The whole vampire mythos must be restore to its original way (no sparkles)!!!
 

mysecondlife

New member
Feb 24, 2011
2,142
0
0
Mass Effect.

People already bitched about it. More bitching from them won't make a lick of difference. Plus, its all for the sake of money.
 

JamesStone

If it ain't broken, get to work
Jun 9, 2010
888
0
0
Sixcess said:
Mass Effect. Shia LaBeouf as Shepard of course, perhaps Megan Fox as Tali. Remove most of the other aliens to allow more screentime for military dudes and explosions.

[sub]Disclaimer: I don't hate ME by any means, but the resultant epic ragestorm would power the internet for months, and relegate 'the ending' to only being the second worst thing that ever happened to the franchise.[/sub]
I fucking hate you so much in this moment for putting that image on my head. Isn't the current ending enough? Why do you have to torture us fans like this? Why Sixcess WHY????

/hyperbole
 

Dr. Mongo

New member
Oct 31, 2011
149
0
0
The Abyss.
The aliens come down in the storm and damage the rig. Onenight dies (in an underwater-explosion) and Lindsay falls in love with Coffee who nukes the aliens and then pulls up the rig with the damaged submarine from the beginning - supportet by a crew of underwater-zombie-navy-dudes.