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Dirkie

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In an ideal world: Pick up the bomb, light the fuse, throw it back.
Reality?
Wonder what the hell just dropped in, figuring it out, get blown to bits.
 

nolongerhere

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I'd make sure to keep looking at it. It's common knowledge that pipe bombs only attack when you turn your back on them. Then they tear your spine out of your toes. Horrible way to go.
 

Captain Schpack

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1)try to throw back or put out the fuse.
2)stare at the wick Chuck-Norris-style until it puts itself out
3)not do anything and wait unitl the person who throws it blows up
 

Tomster595

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If I'm very close to it, throw it back out the way it came in...

Otherwise... HIT THE DECK!!
 

BlindMessiah94

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dimensione510 said:
BlindMessiah94 said:
What exactly am I setting there at my computer?
Setting a trap?
Setting a table?
I saw that just as I hit post, and decided someone would make a joke about it, might as well let them have their fun.
Sorry :)
Couldn't resist. I tend to be a bit of a spelling/grammar Nazi.
 

Android2137

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Realistically, I would stare at it like a deer caught in headlights. Ideally, I would pick it up and throw it in the direction it came from as far as I can.
 

Sion_Barzahd

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I'm immortal i'd just watch it go off.

Though seriously, i'd likely run for the door and dive into the other room, a couple of walls makes all the difference.
 

ejb626

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I'd probaly sprint out of the room and down the stairs, I'd be able to travel faster via the adrenaline rush and I have a relativly unobstructed path.
 

MagicMouse

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Dimbo_Sama said:
Throw it out the window. What kind of question is that?
Wow, out of all the people here talking about crazy ideas and jumping out the window themselves, me and you are the only ones who thought of that so far.
 

Earthbound Engineer

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Well, I believe that military procedure states "to watch where the fragmentation device stops rolling, and then to lay down on your stomach, facing away from it".

This is because:

A) Shrapnel from the blast would not likely fly close to the ground, as it would be directed upwards from the explosive blast.

B) If said shrapnel did hit you, it would have to travel through your legs before it could reach your vital organs, thus slowing it down, and most likely stopping it.

...but I'm not in the military, so I'd most likely stare at it in pure shock. *boom*
 

Chancie

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Dodge roll right out of my seat and book it up the stairs. Er...as long as I don't trip myself in the process...