Quick...!

[sean.A7x]

Run out the door quick or throw it back

 

[Soren91]

Throw it through my window? I'm too lazy at the moment to run out of the room or anything.

 

[Baconmonster723]

Seeing as it was thrown by Duke Nukem from Duke Nukem 3D for the PC and Xbox Live Arcade, I would be honored to be blown into gibblets by such a fine upstanding ego.....I mean person such as Duke Nukem. Plus he'd probably have a good one liner for me after I died.

 

[MetaKnight19]

I would probably chuck it in a mini fridge.

Thats a bloody good idea. Mind if I steal it?

 

[orangebandguy]

Blast out of the wall with my magnificance.

 

[maninahat]

A nonsensical situation I see. I would probably chuck it in a mini fridge. If I had one..

why not get in the minifridge ala indy 4?

Aww, you ninja'd me.

In that case, I'd probably file it away in a drawer, grab my hat and keys, and take a holiday. I'll forget about the problem after a couple of weeks and come home. I'd reach into my files for some pornography, and then discover the bomb filed away under blowjobs. Oh shit!

 

[Blade Chunk]

Throw my iced tea on the fuse, calmly walk away.

 

[The Heik]

You're sitting there at your computer, when suddenly a pipe bomb is thrown into the room. How do you avoid being turned into bloody giblets?

I would jump up and quickly leave the room, as there is a door nearby. I could also just run to the other side of the room, but I'd rather have a wall then distance in this case.

Where does it get thrown in from?

If it's:

A) the Door: Then I run out the door, as where I sit is right next to the door

or

B)The Window: Then I laugh in your face, for my room has no windows. It is underground

 

[Stoic raptor]

I would look at this thread for ideas on how to live through this encouter

 

[TailsRodrigez]

throw it back

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Curl into a ball and weep.

Or run inot the adjacent bathroom, some three metres from me, which all in all could take as much as five seconds.

Seven if I'm typing, because nothing will stop me from posting.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Either crash through my window into my garden or dive through my bedroom door and close it.

After doing either one, I'd leg it, because I'd be more than likely wanted dead.

 

[MercurySteam]

Pick it up and throw it into the linen room. I don't care about anything in there.

 

[DemonicVixen]

You're sitting there at your computer, when suddenly a pipe bomb is thrown into the room. How do you avoid being turned into bloody giblets?

I would jump up and quickly leave the room, as there is a door nearby. I could also just run to the other side of the room, but I'd rather have a wall then distance in this case.

What if there was no door? I would attempt to punch my way through the walls. Otherwise, its tough.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Jump out of the window (it's pretty high) and as soon as I land, I'm safe. And dead.

 

[Blood Masque]

Unplug my laptop and run like hell to the next room. Whoever threw that bomb better have back up if I survive or otherwise he/she is gonna meet Mrs. Hunting Rifle.

 

[Deleted]

I would pull the wires from the pipe bomb, hoping it would help.

 

[thylasos]

I stop time, dissemble the universe, and rebuild one where this isn't happening.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I stop time, dissemble the universe, and rebuild one where this isn't happening.

Good one!