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Stein Inge

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I rarely say anything worth quoting. Least of all by me.

But my girlfriends son once asked me if invisible people could see each other. Awesome thing for a 5-yeard-old to be thinking about, no? Though that was worth a quote...
 

Brutal Peanut

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"She gets around more then a glass plate in a microwave!" WOOOOooooOOooOOOOooo!
 

Megacherv

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Professor James said:
It is popular to hate things that are popular

-Professor James
The Trend Paradox
ARGH! MY BRAAAAIN! IT HURTS!!!!!

You bastard!
 

Bill Bread

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From a conversation between someone I went to school with and his (Italian) dad (paraphrased):

"Dad you know I'm not going to be a doctor."

"That's ok, I don't like doctors. The only doctors I like are female and naked."
 

Knife-28

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"Stop, before I kill you with my army of time travelling muffins!"
And a funny conversation with me and my friend,

Me:"It's like a broke vacuume cleaner, it sucks and blows"
My Friend:"Vacuume cleaners aren't the only thing that do that..."
 

emeraldrafael

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"In his right hand he held salvation. In his left sat man's damnation." Me

"I don't want to be famous. I just want to be known." Me

"People like to feel that they are making a difference. We are so ridden by guilt, that we give to charity. But, in our vanity, we only give if it seems people we idolize care. People are sheep, mindless and followers. They need leaders. But, you and me, we're different. We don't need leadership. We are our own leaders" Me

"War is War. You wear one colour, your enemy another, and you kill him or her in the misguided thoughts and lies told you to help you sleep at night. It is what it was and what it always will be. War is simply death, no matter how you dress it. War... war has not changed. Only the honourless dogs that fight it and the weapons they use have changed." Me (I used that one to win a debate on whether the US needed to be int he Middle East. It was my closing thought, well, part of it at least, and it got a standing ovation)
 

Unesh52

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Raven said:
"How can we teach our children the difference between right and wrong, whilst we fight amongst ourselves over what's good and what's bad?" - Me

I've been waiting for an opportunity to see if anyone agrees... Thoughts?
I agree. Good thought.
 

BENZOOKA

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I saw a movie poster in a dream some years back, with a remarkably clear text (translated):

"Better to have luck in misfortune, than hope at the bottom of disappointment"

The first part is near to a saying, but the latter is something I've never seen or heard before or after.
 

mikev7.0

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Raven said:
"How can we teach our children the difference between right and wrong, whilst we fight amongst ourselves over what's good and what's bad?" - Me

I've been waiting for an opportunity to see if anyone agrees... Thoughts?
I like it because the answer lies in the question itself: You have to stop fighting and realize that the best way children learn is by following your example.

My own quote which comes from a Science speech I gave for toastmasters was an attempt to show how much really good Science had been done following what most would call a mistake or failure: "Sometimes the best answer to a challenge is the challenge itself turned down side up."

More salient to your quote though, this one comes from a videogame, can anyone tell me which one and who's quote it is?

"Good isn't always the same as Right."

Then this one I love just for the fun of it. Of course I don't agree with it that's why as satire I thought it was genius "You want hope. Keep dreaming. You want change? Stick out yer cup. Vote for me if you want to live."

Can anyone guess that one? HINT: Both of these quotes are from games that were released in the same month and year.
 

The_Chief

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"look at the loser/homosexual/disgrace to humanity etc etc in fourth/third/second/first place he should go kill himself/eat a weiner/etc etc." mario party. destroying friend ships since 1997
 

Tanto-chan

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"It's so great I want to strangle you."
"We're going to have a lot of 'special' people this year."
"I had all my bad side behind a little door, then you came along and now my bad side is my good side!"
(on the topic of horticulture) "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make it think."
"You're like the Shetlin Pony of the Apocolypse."
"You're like the three witches from McBeth. And you're witch number 2."
Those are the one I can remember right now.
 

shadyh8er

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This classic exchange between my mother and me:

Mom: "I ask you to do one simple thing and you screw it up!"

Me: "Well, you know what they say about wanting something done right.."

Mom: *SLAP*