"at least is better than nothing"
"if your going to have fun i prefer doing it my way"
"that is just the way i am"
"if your going to have fun i prefer doing it my way"
"that is just the way i am"
Quotes from your own life
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"Im not saying I could take you down, but theres no way in hell YOU could take ME down, either" -me, to a bully at school. "take you down" means "utterly brutalize", I would assume.
after all, Im guy who has never broken a bone, while you fully expect such results from the shit Ive been through.
after all, Im guy who has never broken a bone, while you fully expect such results from the shit Ive been through.
"at first there was nothing then it exploded" me explaining the big bang theory to my little sis
Frakin Fireballs of Frank WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!?
"And now for something completely stupid"
"normality does not exist as everyone's view of normal is different"
and if someone is sarcastic i say "ha ha ha it is to laugh" although that was said by daffy duck i'm counting it
Frakin Fireballs of Frank WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!?
"And now for something completely stupid"
"normality does not exist as everyone's view of normal is different"
and if someone is sarcastic i say "ha ha ha it is to laugh" although that was said by daffy duck i'm counting it
Ok well i am not sure if i can think of any great oneliners i have said, but i got a few quotes from friends that are just to perfect.
"Oh Great now we get to watch him have a role play session with himself!" - A friend on my reaction to the DM saying "Are you sure your character wants to do that."
"I suffer from a horrible disease called honesty"
"I am a big black anaconda... The anaconda is coming for you Alex"
"Well if we cant shoot Conner out of the trebuchet can we shoot freshman out of the catapult?"
"Sure" -Teacher
"Really?"
"Of course freshman are not pepole." -Teacher
"Alex, [various hand gestures]"
"You have got to be kidding me" (this scene happens daily.)
"I am pretty sure thats illegal, also if it were not for this conversation you could probably get off with manslaughter instead of Murder 1"-me
"Genocide jokes are NEVER funny" me. (really you should never have to say these words.)
"Oh Great now we get to watch him have a role play session with himself!" - A friend on my reaction to the DM saying "Are you sure your character wants to do that."
"I suffer from a horrible disease called honesty"
"I am a big black anaconda... The anaconda is coming for you Alex"
"Well if we cant shoot Conner out of the trebuchet can we shoot freshman out of the catapult?"
"Sure" -Teacher
"Really?"
"Of course freshman are not pepole." -Teacher
"Alex, [various hand gestures]"
"You have got to be kidding me" (this scene happens daily.)
"I am pretty sure thats illegal, also if it were not for this conversation you could probably get off with manslaughter instead of Murder 1"-me
"Genocide jokes are NEVER funny" me. (really you should never have to say these words.)
"Pick that (piece of waste) up!" Not exactly a motto, but I say it so often that it might as well be or alternatively "Most people are dicks".
"You need to know the little things in life. I know it may seem pointless when your kendergarden teacher asks you about the alphabet, but its a lot less pointless when the policeman asks you the same question.
[was told to get something out of music teacher's car]
Me: Your gonna trust a twelve year old with your car keys?
Music teacher: I'm not trusting a twelve year old, I'm trusting you.
Me: Your gonna trust a twelve year old with your car keys?
Music teacher: I'm not trusting a twelve year old, I'm trusting you.
"Unconventional tactics for an unconventional world."
"Its not that I can't hear you. Its that you're not worth hearing."
""Nerd" stopped being an insult ever since society entered the Information Age!"
"Its not that I can't hear you. Its that you're not worth hearing."
""Nerd" stopped being an insult ever since society entered the Information Age!"
"Maybe you should put plastic-wrap over your drawers."
"I killed him! I got nades!"
"What the fuck, toast?"
(my brother's friend is eating pretzels)"I don't even like pretzels."
There's far more but I can't remember or will get suspended for posting them.
"I killed him! I got nades!"
"What the fuck, toast?"
(my brother's friend is eating pretzels)"I don't even like pretzels."
There's far more but I can't remember or will get suspended for posting them.
General:
"I had a lovely train of thought going there and not only did you stop it, you hijacked it, derailed it, and sent it spiraling off a bridge. You are a train of thought terrorist."
"What do you mean you're not a US citizen? You?re Canadian. That?s like a step away from being Alaskan."
"Do you see all of this damn I am giving?"
"What we need is a morally ambiguous third option!"
Gaming:
"You have this terrible habit of NOT BEING DEAD!"
"You suck because you're dead because I killed you!"
"You appear to be sucking. I suggest not sucking so much. That will help you suck less."
"I only allow you to live because you amuse me!"
My incompetent chemistry lab partners tend to invoke my wrath a lot:
"You are undeserving of the air you breathe!"
"We both used the same formula but got different answers. We don't have time to check. You're an idiot, so we're going with mine."
"I will tear out your throat with my teeth."
"Well that makes you an idiot"
"Either do something useful or kindly step away and die."
"I had a lovely train of thought going there and not only did you stop it, you hijacked it, derailed it, and sent it spiraling off a bridge. You are a train of thought terrorist."
"What do you mean you're not a US citizen? You?re Canadian. That?s like a step away from being Alaskan."
"Do you see all of this damn I am giving?"
"What we need is a morally ambiguous third option!"
Gaming:
"You have this terrible habit of NOT BEING DEAD!"
"You suck because you're dead because I killed you!"
"You appear to be sucking. I suggest not sucking so much. That will help you suck less."
"I only allow you to live because you amuse me!"
My incompetent chemistry lab partners tend to invoke my wrath a lot:
"You are undeserving of the air you breathe!"
"We both used the same formula but got different answers. We don't have time to check. You're an idiot, so we're going with mine."
"I will tear out your throat with my teeth."
"Well that makes you an idiot"
"Either do something useful or kindly step away and die."
Prevailance is not measured by the power of the body willing to achieve, but by the power of the spirit willing to finish what it has set forth in motion.
Me (contemplatively): What's the female equivalent of bromance?
Best Friend's (now ex)Boyfriend: Hot.
Best Friend's (now ex)Boyfriend: Hot.