Quotes from your own life

[ninetails593]

"There's a reason for everything, the only problem is thinking of it."

 

[Silent Biohazard Solid]

1. My friend: "You're such a pussy."
Me: "Hey... I'M the pussy!"

2. "Don't argue with idiots. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

3. I'm driving along with my friends, when I see a transport truck carrying a huge rock on it.
Me: "Holy fuck... What the fuck are they building?... A mountain?"

 

[DarkRyter]

"I don't remember exactly what happened, but apparently I'm the Sheriff of Las Vegas now."

 

[Silent Biohazard Solid]

Oh, another one is...
My friend's little brother got into a fight.
My friend's mom: "Why didn't you do something? Do you ENJOY watching little kids fight?"
My friend: "Yeah! It's the best thing in the world!"

 

[ChupathingyX]

"...I'll see."

That's basically my way of saying "no". Not exactly philosophical or intelligent, but it's very famous among everyone who knows me.

 

[Ladette]

"Dude, that chick was so hot that I got a boner."

"Now lets all go home and mastrubate!"

"Could you please be less of a fuck up?"

"The world is a shitty place and will always be a shitty place, so try not to make it any worse."

"If you operate under the assumption that everyone you meet is an incompetent moron who wants to screw you over you'll never be dissapointed, and you'll be pleasently suprised when you find someone who isn't."

 

[Kafloobop]

"And then it hit me like an angry Russian man with a 2 by 4"

"Hey guys c'mon, emo is no laughing matter. *sigh* "

 

[poptart123]

While playing zombies on Black Ops, "If you don't buy the door just so you can buy the box twice, I will kill you!" Meanwhile while he is spinning, "Ray gun." Hes a major loser.

 

[Kazelf]

Something I've said to myself when sh** hits the fan.

"F**k giving up"

 

[Yakostovian]

I have 2 which are famous (or infamous) in my social circle.

1) During a lan-party CTF in Coagulation for Halo 2, I remarked "A banshee fell out of the sky!" When the pilot failed to fall with his ride.

2) During Lost planet, I was getting increasingly frustrated with the horrible cutscenes, and was trying to say why I was so perturbed, but the only words to escape my mouth were "HE. HAS. FACE."

 

[Hemlet]

"Behold, as you have just created bacon, beef, and cognac infused scrambled eggs. Enjoy the aroma."

 

[Spekter068]

"In his right hand he held salvation. In his left sat man's damnation." Me

"I don't want to be famous. I just want to be known." Me

"People like to feel that they are making a difference. We are so ridden by guilt, that we give to charity. But, in our vanity, we only give if it seems people we idolize care. People are sheep, mindless and followers. They need leaders. But, you and me, we're different. We don't need leadership. We are our own leaders" Me

"War is War. You wear one colour, your enemy another, and you kill him or her in the misguided thoughts and lies told you to help you sleep at night. It is what it was and what it always will be. War is simply death, no matter how you dress it. War... war has not changed. Only the honourless dogs that fight it and the weapons they use have changed." Me (I used that one to win a debate on whether the US needed to be int he Middle East. It was my closing thought, well, part of it at least, and it got a standing ovation)

Very profound- you have a way with words.

"Kremlin goat waffles." -Me

"Here are the smoke bombs. Here are the matches. Go play in the woods." -my mom (it was an interesting childhood)

"My Creative Writing teacher is what you would get if you crossed Alice Cooper with Yoda. This semester is going to kick ass." -Me

"This is from my 'Birds of Prey Pooping' series. Here we see our proud and regal national symbol launching a turd." -my cousin (a photographer)

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

THanks. I can get philosphical if I decide to. Usually its just random mumblings to friends that I make up off the top of my head and they say thats really thoughtful.

 

[teebeeohh]

i string together the first part of insults and swearwords whenever something goes wrong, lasting from 10 to about 100 seconds in length. and i never finish it properly so before i die i will have to finish that string of sentences with a swear so exquisite it will keep death away.


time is money, at least until i get my time machine to work.

 

[TheMariner]

My only decently profound saying is "Everybody's normal until you get to know them", and I highly doubt I'm the only one to have come to this conclusion but I felt it worthy of note.

This one's not me but I heard it and had to include it in this post. Keep in mind it was said in 2004. "So, say you have a car engine. What's good nowadays, 4 horsepower?"

 

[Motiv_]

?I see you in a mud mask, curlers, and figureless robe, and I feel the exact same way as when I see you in a sexy new dress or fresh out of the shower. What exactly that means is your discretion, but if it?s gonna put me on the couch for three more days then I immediately retract what I said. You know what, yeah, forget what I just said, you?re sexy as hell.?

She asked me if a pair of pants she was wearing made her look fat.

 

[Benkin Manfish]

"your are both a woman and wrong"
"why yes retards and Boagns [read white trash, chaves] do deserve an education, they just don't deserve my education"

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

"If it isn't something I'm going to remember on my deathbed, it's not something worth getting upset about."

Not a quote as much as a philosophy I have for myself. Comes in quite handy sometimes.

 

[Zanderinfal]

When the shit hits the fan, you can always be certain that some of that shit will land on you.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.