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MrShowerHead

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Alright, questions...

Why did Hitler cross the road?

What's the captcha of this post?

Why....Just why?

Do you remember what happened last night? Because I don't

Did you steal my pet wombat again?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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MrShowerHead said:
Alright, questions...

Why did Hitler cross the road?

What's the captcha of this post?

Why....Just why?

Do you remember what happened last night? Because I don't

Did you steal my pet wombat again?
1. Hitler crossed the road, because it was on the way to Poland, and he really wanted to take over Poland.
2. Condition rricilt
3. Because it's not there
4. Yup, I answered a bunch of random questions and turned my hand into a dolphin, now if only I could turn it back.
5. Did I steal your Wombat? No, but I did have fantastic Wombat soup last ni....
I'm sorry.
 

pulse2

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If I tell a lie and no one knows it was a lie, is it in fact the truth?

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What is the meaning of the universe?
 
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pulse2 said:
If I tell a lie and no one knows it was a lie, is it in fact the truth?

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What is the meaning of the universe?
1.Yes,unless we ask you.
2.The meaning of life is to make it better for the next guy,that or cat videos.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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pulse2 said:
If I tell a lie and no one knows it was a lie, is it in fact the truth?

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What is the meaning of the universe?
1. No, it is simply a perceived truth, which is indeed still untrue and therefore a species of lie.
2. A large space filled with materials of random properties that follows basic laws and is not owned by any one being.

Psycho Cat Industries said:
If pi is 3.14 etc. what is cake?
The square root of pi times ie
 

Ih8pkmn

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Why do people in America constantly believe there is some kind of conspiracy going on to sell everyone to China or something?

Furthermore, why is British Television 10X more intelligent than most American television?

Lastly, why the hell do furries even exist?
 

restoshammyman

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pulse2 said:
If I tell a lie and no one knows it was a lie, is it in fact the truth?

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What is the meaning of the universe?
if no one know its a lie, that means you also dont know it is.
and if you dont know its a lie, then maybe it isnt.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Ih8pkmn said:
Why do people in America constantly believe there is some kind of conspiracy going on to sell everyone to China or something?

Furthermore, why is British Television 10X more intelligent than most American television?

Lastly, why the hell do furries even exist?
1. Most American citizens are too filled with patriotic fury to actually recognize that fecal matter flies out of the mouths of many of their peers.
2. Most likely because the British are harder to entertain, or because their accents sound naturally more intelligent.
3. Because the internet has women with fur, if you build it, they will come (please don't misinterpret that).
 

TiloXofXTanto

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kebab4you said:
Why does game make me sit in a corner and listen to audio logs all the time?!
Because it wants to deliver a story, "AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING LISTEN TO IT, OR YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME"
so sayth the game.
 

Shoqiyqa

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teebeeohh said:
would a nuclear explosion on the outside of a spaceship leave a mushroom cloud if there is no camera pointed at it?
Nah. The mushroom shape is caused by the rising fireball cooling as it rises and encountering a layer of air at such low pressure as to have the same density as it, whereupon it ceases to be positively bouyant and spreads out. Given no atmosphere in the first place, the hot gas would just spray out into space in every direction that wasn't spaceship ... unless you're watching a movie or in-game cinematic, in which case for no obvious reason it would expand as a glowing ring, narrowly missing the escaping fighter / shuttle / thing from Area 51 / Master Chief / goldfish.
 

kebab4you

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TiloXofXTanto said:
kebab4you said:
Why does game make me sit in a corner and listen to audio logs all the time?!
Because it wants to deliver a story, "AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING LISTEN TO IT, OR YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME"
so sayth the game.
Follow up;
What happen with telling the story threw gameplay?
 

Ih8pkmn

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Do you sing the body electric?

Why are some of the most unique books in the world some of the least well known?

Why the HELL does my school have televised announcements when they could easily just use a speaker and use the AV equipment for something CONSTRUCTIVE!
 

Shoqiyqa

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zombiejoe said:
TiloXofXTanto said:
zombiejoe said:
How do you open up the shadow gate without using the crystal of light, which is found in the dungeon of Monday, that can only be found after finding all 50 heart stones, which you can only collect if you saved the sheep farms, which can only be saved by defeating the goblin prince, who can only be killed by the rage sword, which is in the chamber of ice, which is under the king's castle, which can only be opened if you have the magic key, which the king lost at a party in underhill, which is controlled by monkeys, that can only be killed by the gun of pain, which is found in the house of your best friend, which is on the moon, which is in space?

Very important if I wanna finish the first quest.
you have to collect the almighty hammer of Alfegahten from the chamber of deaf moles in the secret chamber on the 42nd floor of the tower of Cloor, so that you can break open a wormhole to a point after the quest has been completed.
Yes, but the worm holes can only be legally used when you are level 5 in the alien codex, which can only be gained by either slaying Lord Slite or slaying Mother Etils. Doing that would require 400 runes spell which can only be performed in the pleasure chambers, which you can only go to after opening the shadow gates and saving 1/3000 of the world Texas.
If you gather enough Shadow Shards, you can wedge them into the lock in just the right way to open the shadow gate the other way. Just don't be standing in front of it when it opens, because sometimes someone's trying to do the opposite quest and just standing there staring at it in frustration when you open it and they tend to dive through without sounding the horn first.

Are honeybees the world's biggest group-bukkake fans?
 

OroCrimson

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What caused you to want to do this?

What's keeping you through 9 pages + of it?

How are your answers random if your answers relate to the questions?

How has this thread not been derailed by the ponies mentioned on the first page?

On a scale from 1 - 10 how surprising is the end of Berserk?

On a scale from 1 - 10 how odd (to the majority of society) is the story of Drag-on Dragoon? (Japanese version of Drakengard for the PS2)

Do you ever look up information on the internet before giving your answers?

How many questions do you think you've answered already?

How many questions do you think you'll answer by the time you're done?

How long do you think this thread will last till it dies?

Why don't I understand the ponies meme?

Why don't many people know of Whirled?

Why is Minecraft so popular?

What if Not G. Ivinginame wrote his name in Kanji?

What would happen to the world if Michael Jackson was immortal?

What would happen to the States if Obama had super powers?

What is your favorite show on the Escapist?

What is the point of male nipples?

Will you actually answer all these questions?

Am I done asking questions or will I come back for more?