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zombiejoe

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Shoqiyqa said:
zombiejoe said:
TiloXofXTanto said:
zombiejoe said:
How do you open up the shadow gate without using the crystal of light, which is found in the dungeon of Monday, that can only be found after finding all 50 heart stones, which you can only collect if you saved the sheep farms, which can only be saved by defeating the goblin prince, who can only be killed by the rage sword, which is in the chamber of ice, which is under the king's castle, which can only be opened if you have the magic key, which the king lost at a party in underhill, which is controlled by monkeys, that can only be killed by the gun of pain, which is found in the house of your best friend, which is on the moon, which is in space?

Very important if I wanna finish the first quest.
you have to collect the almighty hammer of Alfegahten from the chamber of deaf moles in the secret chamber on the 42nd floor of the tower of Cloor, so that you can break open a wormhole to a point after the quest has been completed.
Yes, but the worm holes can only be legally used when you are level 5 in the alien codex, which can only be gained by either slaying Lord Slite or slaying Mother Etils. Doing that would require 400 runes spell which can only be performed in the pleasure chambers, which you can only go to after opening the shadow gates and saving 1/3000 of the world Texas.
If you gather enough Shadow Shards, you can wedge them into the lock in just the right way to open the shadow gate the other way. Just don't be standing in front of it when it opens, because sometimes someone's trying to do the opposite quest and just standing there staring at it in frustration when you open it and they tend to dive through without sounding the horn first.

Are honeybees the world's biggest group-bukkake fans?
However, the shadow shards corrupt your character overtime, which would be terrible if you don't have the blood of Amberclease in your character. You can only get the blood by achieving vampire status in the 15th chamber of Sandra. She will only give you the key to 15 if you defeat the Grodon or have intimate relations with her. Having the relationship would lower your stats to -2 which makes the game impossible to play unless you convince the negative king to give you a hug, and fighting the Gordon can only be done with a magic sword found in the bowls of jelly.

It really is a challenge.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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kebab4you said:
TiloXofXTanto said:
kebab4you said:
Why does game make me sit in a corner and listen to audio logs all the time?!
Because it wants to deliver a story, "AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING LISTEN TO IT, OR YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME"
so sayth the game.
Follow up;
What happen with telling the story threw gameplay?
I through it out the window...
Wait.

Ih8pkmn said:
Do you sing the body electric?

Why are some of the most unique books in the world some of the least well known?

Why the HELL does my school have televised announcements when they could easily just use a speaker and use the AV equipment for something CONSTRUCTIVE!
1. Nope, can't sing a physical object made of electrons, my vocal chords only vibrate air unfortunately.
2. Because only the normal and cliche things appeal to the masses and address problems that other people made up for themselves
3. The same reason mine does, budget middle fingers. (Flicking off the county by wasting money)

SirBryghtside said:
Manta Rays.

Why?
Because Freeze rays went extinct and Sting rays got too tiny.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Shoqiyqa said:
Are honeybees the world's biggest group-bukkake fans?
Yes, Honeybees are known to love such terribly disgusting behavior, however, they are tied with rabid wolverines.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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OroCrimson said:
What caused you to want to do this?

What's keeping you through 9 pages + of it?

How are your answers random if your answers relate to the questions?

How has this thread not been derailed by the ponies mentioned on the first page?

On a scale from 1 - 10 how surprising is the end of Berserk?

On a scale from 1 - 10 how odd (to the majority of society) is the story of Drag-on Dragoon? (Japanese version of Drakengard for the PS2)

Do you ever look up information on the internet before giving your answers?

How many questions do you think you've answered already?

How many questions do you think you'll answer by the time you're done?

How long do you think this thread will last till it dies?

Why don't I understand the ponies meme?

Why don't many people know of Whirled?

Why is Minecraft so popular?

What if Not G. Ivinginame wrote his name in Kanji?

What would happen to the world if Michael Jackson was immortal?

What would happen to the States if Obama had super powers?

What is your favorite show on the Escapist?

What is the point of male nipples?

Will you actually answer all these questions?

Am I done asking questions or will I come back for more?
1. I have an unnatural urge to answer questions that causes me to seek them on the internet, and I decided to try and do this again after having attempted similar thing known as "Random Answers for Random Idiots" on another site
2. See above
3. Relation and Randomness are in fact unrelated, the only way to derandomize my answers would be to write them in French backwards.
4. I've been subliminally sending out covert messages in my posts that cause pony fans to run in terror.
5. 12, Because it's so surprising, I don't even know what it is.
6. 8
7. Only when dictated by laws of science that are wrong.
8. Enough to fill this bucket you can't see.
9. Enough that I'll want to do it again.
10. 0 minutes, it died yesterday, I revived it.
11. Because you're not female, a child, or an obsessor
12. Because people unlike me don't often search for unique material
13. Because it allows total freedom and relates us to both our civilized and primitive natures.
14. 能登 時 いヴ印具 That
15. Miracles and Dancing, also crying from newly reversed fans becoming hateful again after his return from the dead.
16. THE STATES WOULD WIN THE INTERNET....and a lifetime supply of soap.
17. Extra credits and The big picture currently tie in my mind.
18. Males can lactate too, they serve the same purpose and just don't abide by it
19. HELL YES!
20. Depends, are you vegan? If yes:
if not, probably.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Not G. Ivingname said:
TiloXofXTanto said:
3. Because I am not fond of colors and have an innate hate for hooved animals.
BECAUSE THE HORSE MEAT IS THE TASTIEST AND THE PONY MEAT IS TWICE AS TENDER!!

Korten12 said:
Why are you a person? Why not a dog or a cat?
Because I am both sentient and not a mammal.

thelonewolf266 said:
Why does Rebecca Black's Friday exist?

WHY!?!?!?!?!?
Because humans forgot what music was on the internet.
 

redisforever

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Frosted89 said:
There are five people in a room; to help keep things simple I'll label them Person A,B,C,D,and E. Both A and B have never met before but are friends to Person D's cousin, Person D is semi-acquainted with Person B and best friends with Person C, Person C hates Person A because he use to pick on him when he was in grade-school. Person E has had a crush on Person B since they first met as children. Having established that; What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African, or European?

Also, what will happen when Duke Nukem Forever finally comes out?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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redisforever said:
Frosted89 said:
There are five people in a room; to help keep things simple I'll label them Person A,B,C,D,and E. Both A and B have never met before but are friends to Person D's cousin, Person D is semi-acquainted with Person B and best friends with Person C, Person C hates Person A because he use to pick on him when he was in grade-school. Person E has had a crush on Person B since they first met as children. Having established that; What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African, or European?

Also, what will happen when Duke Nukem Forever finally comes out?
Thousands of humans world-wide will celebrate by doing this:

 

TiloXofXTanto

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sylekage said:
TiloXofXTanto said:
Has anyone ever told you that you're badass? This is hilarious!

By the way...

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?!
1. yes, two people. An over idolizing friend of mine, and you.
2. Tough one.....I'm gonna go with, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
(Because I don't think she's been there yet)

Also, out of curiosity, what is that a snip of?
 

Shoqiyqa

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TiloXofXTanto said:
I am both sentient and not a mammal.
What are you, then? An octopus with a waterproof keyboard, an unusually smart macaw or some sort of alien?
 

klaynexas3

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The Apothecarry said:
Okay, here's TWO QUESTIONS:

1) If a man speaks in the forest and there are no women around to hear him, is he wrong?
2) If a fat girl falls in the forest, do the trees laugh?
possibly, i know that i will
 

klaynexas3

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what is the answer to life, the universe, everything?
(i already know, i just want to see if anyone else does)