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Rawne1980

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RaNDM G said:
Rawne1980 said:
Why has it taken so long for someone to make a Smurf movie?
Why did they even make a Smurfs movie in the first place?
I've been waiting for a Smurf movie since 1984, have some Smurf like joy in your life.

Go on, you know you'll enjoy it.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Continuity said:
How long are you going to keep answering these inane questions?
Until I die of death!

Drenaje1 said:
Ah, always nice to meet another delightfully insane bastard. Thanks, OP. If I wasn't busy weaving underpants from the ear hair of elephants I might send you a Zdhdur of approval. Anyway, you must have consumed a great many souls in your indefinite lifespan, and I was wondering, which souls are the most filling? Personally, I'm partial to the souls of orphans.
The souls of the wisps, 90% are burn victims, so they're pre-cooked.
Also, they can be consumed infinitely. (though I don't seek out souls to devour, I have no need, most are accidents)

lockecole21 said:
my question is how is it possible for me to function properly on 3 hours sleep a night?
Same way I operate on two, with extreme amounts of caffeine and a natural resistance to melatonin.

lockecole21 said:
if i killed everyone on earth would that make me god or insane?no,that would make him dead.after all he did say "everyone"
Ah, I see you caught that logical failure, very good. Why? because Regraer.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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I am a giant squid of anger about the constant re-death of this thread while I am distracted and come back to continue it!!!
 

TiloXofXTanto

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TiloXofXTanto said:
Hm....

QUESTION FOR THE IDIOTS....kidding, but still I has a random question too now.

Is Tom Lehrer secretly a god of music sent from above?
Is Ichthyphelia an actual term?
Why does my brain speak in second person, regardless of my apparent first person?
Is the first person to attempt to answer this Oedipus Rex?
How to be sad: answer your own questions out of question addiction.

1. As far as we're concerned, yes.
2. Spellcheck says no, and the internet says "wut?"
3. What are you talking.... I see your...DAMMIT!
4. No, most definitely not.
 

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ruben6f said:
Am I a bad person if I spend to much time on /b/?
No, only if you spend to much time acting like you do on /b/ in real life.
to real people.
on real time.
THIS.
IS.
NEWS CHANNEL 5!
 

TiloXofXTanto

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TiloXofXTanto said:
Hey, why do I keep coming back to this thread in some vain hope that a question will be there when I return?
Because the French are still after you for what you did in the 1600's. You know what I'm talking about, Shame on you.

Hey, guy who just read this thing I just posted because they check the first and last posts on a thread, post a question, and I'll send a link to a large group of dinosaurs fighting with lasers in space to a catchy tune you've probably already seen.
 

kurupt87

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As likely as it is that this first question has already been asked and, however insanely, answered; I'll be fucked if I'm going through 18 pages to find it. So, commence with the ego inflating! Well done on the life of this bad boy by the way, well played indeed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Actual wood, not figurative mind.

Also, why does my cat have an unreasonable desire to sleep on my dressing gown? Whether I'm in it or not.

Edit: Oooh, where's my link?
 

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kurupt87 said:
As likely as it is that this first question has already been asked and, however insanely, answered; I'll be fucked if I'm going through 18 pages to find it. So, commence with the ego inflating! Well done on the life of this bad boy by the way, well played indeed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Actual wood, not figurative mind.

Also, why does my cat have an unreasonable desire to sleep on my dressing gown? Whether I'm in it or not.

Edit: Oooh, where's my link?
Here is your link good Sir: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmBALxDkRY.

1. I actually did answer that question once, though not here. Through extensive testing and ridiculous hours of hard work, I have determined that a woodchuck could chuck 11 blocks of 2x2x4 wood with a margin of error of 7 due to a lot of random variables. Why did I spend so long researching this your brain asks intrinsically, so I could use that as my answer to that question, and so I could say: "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could, and that would be 11."

2. Cats often have strange desires, it is in their blood, so to speak. You cat likely adores this dressing gown with the same admiration you reserve for good game, or a good book. It is also likely, however, for your cat to have already claimed the gown as its territory. If this is true, then I first suggest you wash it, and secondly state that there is nothing you can do to stop it.
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It might also be covered in catnip, but I find that highly unlikely, unless, y'know, you're a cat person with a drug problem.
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You're not are you?
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Not G. Ivingname said:
TiloXofXTanto said:
Alright, I have come back to have THY REVENGE!

Is virtue something we are taught or are born with?
1. Psssst, Thy=your. I don't need the revenge, you do. (sorry, inner grammar nazi made me do it)

2. Virtues are rather complicated. One's ability to attain them is always subject to the environment, but it's not always easy to identify what is and isn't affecting one's ability to maintain their virtues.
This question is best answered by providing contradictory examples for both points.
Last cycle, I participated in a grand experiment of strangeness. I would be born allow myself to develop, and then take a record of all positive and negative traits that I have at ages 13, 18, and 30. I also made a fellow Wanderer of the Lifelands do the same. We got strange results.
George, the Wanderer I involved, almost always developed into the same person. His listed virtues always came out to: Honesty, Responsibility, Perseverance, Justice, and Gravity. His negative traits all came out: Prejudice(vs. Spain), Temper (as in, he has a short one, might also count as wrath, not sure), Laziness, and Greed.
However, I always came out different, even when I managed to be born into the EXACT SAME situation THREE times in a row.

The possibility of anyone developing a virtue over another is ultimately decided by so many variables that, without a super computer that can simulate the universe, we will never know the exact answer.

But I can tell you that all the complicated virtues require people to think long enough to form a moral code, which is what one learns from the society around him. So the short answer is: Average Virtues can go either way, but the big important ones need to be taught indirectly, so that one can form their own opinions and teach themselves.

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INB4 PHILOSOPHER/PSYCHOLOGIST TYPE PROVES ME WRONG WITH COHESIVE, WELL THOUGHT OUT ARGUMENT.
 

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Jean Hag said:
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
They sterilize the needles, because lethal injection is supposed to be humane. The poison/chemical (same thing really) they use to kill the person makes the executed drift off, slowly approaching a peaceful shut-down. If something foreign or something unwanted were to be on the needle, the death could be painful, extended, or worse due to other chemicals and organisms interacting with the original concoction. There could also be an unintended antidote of sorts on there, that results in the death not even happening. Any number of random things can happen when mixing a chemical with an unknown agent, so to keep random stuff like that from happening, they sterilize the needles.