Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[thefrizzlefry]

Do you watch The Daily Show?

Do you remember the first time you played Ocarina of Time?

If yes to the above question, what was your initial reaction?

Would you check out my band? (facebook.com/exiledatl)

If yes to the above question, what do you think of us?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Revived for the umpteenth time is this!
(..hopefully...)
Bonus points for people who read this post:Also ask questions on that as well to keep it relevant.

Shouldn't we be playing that in slow motion?

hmm, this idea intrigues me....
How so, explain your reasoning.

Do you watch The Daily Show?

Do you remember the first time you played Ocarina of Time?

Would you check out my band? (facebook.com/exiledatl)

If yes to the above question, what do you think of us?

1. Occasionally, though I don't watch much television at the moment.
2. Yes, sort of, I remember that it happened, I don't remember the date or the experience, my memory is centered around how terrible an event was. (Amount of suck in event is directly proportional to my ability to remember it.
3. Why not, do you have a link that isn't on facebook, I hate the thing.
4. I'll tell you if you give me a non-facebook link.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

How do you grow a condom?
...=P

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How do you grow a condom?

With time, patience, and a lot of plastic pages

 

[Kargathia]

Revived for the umpteenth time is this!
(..hopefully...)
Bonus points for people who read this post:
Also ask questions on that as well to keep it relevant.

Shouldn't we be playing that in slow motion?

hmm, this idea intrigues me....
How so, explain your reasoning.

Hyperactive, yet continuous pace of music, and those beeps would sound better while sliding if you get what I mean ^_-

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Revived for the umpteenth time is this!
(..hopefully...)
Bonus points for people who read this post:
Also ask questions on that as well to keep it relevant.

Shouldn't we be playing that in slow motion?

hmm, this idea intrigues me....
How so, explain your reasoning.

Hyperactive, yet continuous pace of music, and those beeps would sound better while sliding if you get what I mean ^_-

I see, then yes, it should be in slow motion.

 

[RaNDM G]

Can I ask you a question?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Can I ask you a question?

Of course, you just did, absolute proof.

 

[Rawne1980]

Why has it taken so long for someone to make a Smurf movie?

 

[RaNDM G]

Why has it taken so long for someone to make a Smurf movie?

Why did they even make a Smurfs movie in the first place?

 

[The Virgo]

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

And I'm not kidding, any question will be answered, even the terrible ones, even the ones that are unanswerable.

Why is it I can't get a girlfriend? <:'-(

 

[Atticus89]

If Jimmy has 5 apples, Jonny has 3 apples, and Jerry has 4 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Why has it taken so long for someone to make a Smurf movie?

They had to spend 20 years convincing the Belgians to get real smurfs as stunt doubles for the CGI.

Why has it taken so long for someone to make a Smurf movie?

Why did they even make a Smurfs movie in the first place?

The Belgians paid assholes not to, so of course (being assholes) they did.

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

And I'm not kidding, any question will be answered, even the terrible ones, even the ones that are unanswerable.

Why is it I can't get a girlfriend? <:'-(

I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's because you're a virgo, chicks hate justice guys.
(obvious joke, this question needs more defined variables)

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If Jimmy has 5 apples, Jonny has 3 apples, and Jerry has 4 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

Cause Jonny's a douche that wants to mooch off of Jimmy and Jerry is a rogue mathematician that wants to equalize everything.

 

[The Virgo]

Why is it I can't get a girlfriend? <:'-(

I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's because you're a virgo, chicks hate justice guys.

And what exactly is a "Justice Guy"?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Why is it I can't get a girlfriend? <:'-(

I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's because you're a virgo, chicks hate justice guys.

And what exactly is a "Justice Guy"?

A Virgo (Virgo is the god of justice) who is male. (of course I didn't take the possibility of you being a relationship challenged lesbian into account, and if you are I apologize, I just didn't think that'd be the most likely scenario)

or... the thing at the end of this song...which I'm sure no one likes....the person not the song...

Spoiler: Sorry, I forgot this might be offensive

 

[The Virgo]

Why is it I can't get a girlfriend? <:'-(

I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's because you're a virgo, chicks hate justice guys.

And what exactly is a "Justice Guy"?

A Virgo (Virgo is the god of justice) who is male. (of course I didn't take the possibility of you being a relationship challenged lesbian into account, and if you are I apologize, I just didn't think that'd be the most likely scenario)

But I will only date Virgo women. So, Justice Guy + Justice Girl = Success?

Also, I'm a guy, so you're fine.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Why is it I can't get a girlfriend? <:'-(

I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's because you're a virgo, chicks hate justice guys.

And what exactly is a "Justice Guy"?

A Virgo (Virgo is the god of justice) who is male. (of course I didn't take the possibility of you being a relationship challenged lesbian into account, and if you are I apologize, I just didn't think that'd be the most likely scenario)

But I will only date Virgo women. So, Justice Guy + Justice Girl = Success?

Also, I'm a guy, so you're fine.

But you see, too much justice turns into blandness, and then she gets dissatisfied and leaves.... try a criminal...no wait, don't.
Try someone chaotic. Then again...
Look, asking this of an aromantic asexual Schizoid is not going to yield much results besides silliness, consult the book of armaments....wait, or is that weapons....

 

[Continuity]

How long are you going to keep answering these inane questions?

 

[Drenaje1]

Ah, always nice to meet another delightfully insane bastard. Thanks, OP. If I wasn't busy weaving underpants from the ear hair of elephants I might send you a Zdhdur of approval. Anyway, you must have consumed a great many souls in your indefinite lifespan, and I was wondering, which souls are the most filling? Personally, I'm partial to the souls of orphans.