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FlyAwayAutumn

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Who's my favorite fictional character of all time ever?

Also how long have I been awake today?

What am I watching right now?

What's your name?
 

Giest4life

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TiloXofXTanto said:
Giest4life said:
Mr Thin said:
OT: What does it mean to be Australian?
Don't you mean "AYstraayliyan"?

If you can go back in time and become intimate with yourself, is it copulation or masturbation?
Zuh? You took out your quote and added a question? I is confused.

Anyway, to answer your question, it is copulation, and (by the world's strangest technicality) incest as well. (it's the same as having sex with a clone of yourself and time clones count as siblings since the Gerud v. Gerud case that took place in the designated time period 7c.)
Wait, now I'm confused, genuinely, because yours is the second complaint lodged against me but I don't understand where I messed up. Clarification will be greatly appreciated.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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FlyAwayAutumn said:
Who's my favorite fictional character of all time ever?

Also how long have I been awake today?

What am I watching right now?

What's your name?
1. I'm not allowed to be a mind reader (I have no discernible brain) so I'll leave that question to this guy: http://us.akinator.com/

2. 0 hrs. 0min. 0 sec., Wake up Neo.

3. Obviously you're not watching anything, you're staring at this screen an reading this very answer that I have typed out.

4.
1. Tilo Tantori Tanterram
2. Viven
3. Sinta Lingo Gins
4. Atnis
5. Psynic
6. George
7. You Bastard (I get called that a lot, might as well count it as a nickname now or something)

Zaul2010 said:
How many grapes can Emperor Palpatine fit in his mouth at once without chewing them?
Palpatine can fit roughly between 80 and 120 grapes into his mouth, his cheeks are very elastic, but sometimes his gag reflex won't allow him to take anymore than 80.

Giest4life said:
TiloXofXTanto said:
Giest4life said:
Mr Thin said:
OT: What does it mean to be Australian?
Don't you mean "AYstraayliyan"?

If you can go back in time and become intimate with yourself, is it copulation or masturbation?
Zuh? You took out your quote and added a question? I is confused.

Anyway, to answer your question, it is copulation, and (by the world's strangest technicality) incest as well. (it's the same as having sex with a clone of yourself and time clones count as siblings since the Gerud v. Gerud case that took place in the designated time period 7c.)
Wait, now I'm confused, genuinely, because yours is the second complaint lodged against me but I don't understand where I messed up. Clarification will be greatly appreciated.
I'm not complaining, I'm simply expressing my confusion over why you changed your post to not include the original quote and why you added a question after the fact of posting.
 

Giest4life

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TiloXofXTanto said:
FlyAwayAutumn said:
Who's my favorite fictional character of all time ever?

Also how long have I been awake today?

What am I watching right now?

What's your name?
1. I'm not allowed to be a mind reader (I have no discernible brain) so I'll leave that question to this guy: http://us.akinator.com/

2. 0 hrs. 0min. 0 sec., Wake up Neo.

3. Obviously you're not watching anything, you're staring at this screen an reading this very answer that I have typed out.

4.
1. Tilo Tantori Tanterram
2. Viven
3. Sinta Lingo Gins
4. Atnis
5. Psynic
6. George
7. You Bastard (I get called that a lot, might as well count it as a nickname now or something)

Zaul2010 said:
How many grapes can Emperor Palpatine fit in his mouth at once without chewing them?
Palpatine can fit roughly between 80 and 120 grapes into his mouth, his cheeks are very elastic, but sometimes his gag reflex won't allow him to take anymore than 80.

Giest4life said:
TiloXofXTanto said:
Giest4life said:
Mr Thin said:
OT: What does it mean to be Australian?
Don't you mean "AYstraayliyan"?

If you can go back in time and become intimate with yourself, is it copulation or masturbation?
Zuh? You took out your quote and added a question? I is confused.

Anyway, to answer your question, it is copulation, and (by the world's strangest technicality) incest as well. (it's the same as having sex with a clone of yourself and time clones count as siblings since the Gerud v. Gerud case that took place in the designated time period 7c.)
Wait, now I'm confused, genuinely, because yours is the second complaint lodged against me but I don't understand where I messed up. Clarification will be greatly appreciated.
I'm not complaining, I'm simply expressing my confusion over why you changed your post to not include the original quote and why you added a question after the fact of posting.
I meant complaint as in a query.

My post included a quote that I later intended to not use. Removing that tag must caused this. I, myself, am not quiet sure how I managed to do this.
 

FlyAwayAutumn

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May 19, 2009
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TiloXofXTanto said:
1. I'm not allowed to be a mind reader (I have no discernible brain) so I'll leave that question to this guy: http://us.akinator.com/

2. 0 hrs. 0min. 0 sec., Wake up Neo.

3. Obviously you're not watching anything, you're staring at this screen an reading this very answer that I have typed out.

4.
1. Tilo Tantori Tanterram
2. Viven
3. Sinta Lingo Gins
4. Atnis
5. Psynic
6. George
7. You Bastard (I get called that a lot, might as well count it as a nickname now or something)
O.k that opens up some new ones like...

Am I really The One, or are you trying to get me to take those pills so you can rape me?

Which alias is your favorite?

If I moved to a new place and I had met nobody yet, and I was a punk to everyone. What would be the chances of a girl liking me anyway?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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FlyAwayAutumn said:
TiloXofXTanto said:
1. I'm not allowed to be a mind reader (I have no discernible brain) so I'll leave that question to this guy: http://us.akinator.com/

2. 0 hrs. 0min. 0 sec., Wake up Neo.

3. Obviously you're not watching anything, you're staring at this screen an reading this very answer that I have typed out.

4.
1. Tilo Tantori Tanterram
2. Viven
3. Sinta Lingo Gins
4. Atnis
5. Psynic
6. George
7. You Bastard (I get called that a lot, might as well count it as a nickname now or something)
O.k that opens up some new ones like...

Am I really The One, or are you trying to get me to take those pills so you can rape me?

Which alias is your favorite?

If I moved to a new place and I had met nobody yet, and I was a punk to everyone. What would be the chances of a girl liking me anyway?
1. Neither, you're just some guy who's been sleeping for the past [insert your age] years.

2. Depends on the day, but I still think the original is the best, that's why my username is TiloXofXTanto as opposed to George or Sinta.

3. Approximately 62.33429% if we assume all things but your anonymity and Punk behavior to be variable.
 

McMullen

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Is there an equation that describes the universe completely, or do the laws of physics exhibit fractal complexity so that no matter how precise and accurate they get, even allowing for precision and accuracy impossible for humans to attain, the theories and models of physics will always be incomplete?
 

Nudu

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If I were to make a thread about nonsense questions, would that make the universe a better place in any way?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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McMullen said:
Is there an equation that describes the universe completely, or do the laws of physics exhibit fractal complexity so that no matter how precise and accurate they get, even allowing for precision and accuracy impossible for humans to attain, the theories and models of physics will always be incomplete?
There is, in fact, a comprehensive equation that can explain the entirety of the universe, however it can only be created and understood outside of your current universe due to the fact that the equation for the universe changes due to perception for each person. (it's a perspective thing combined with the fact that it literally takes a lifetime to write down the part of the equation that encompasses your lifetime)

Humans will always have incomplete models for the universe, unless they manage to get out.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Annoying Turd said:
Please,

how do i get a girlfriend?
Explore, and experiment (not the college kind), and one day you will meet a person with similar enough interests and high enough tolerances to understand and put up with you.

Alternatively, kidnap someone and hope to the gods that Stockholm syndrome works with the specific person you've kidnapped.

Nudu said:
If I were to make a thread about nonsense questions, would that make the universe a better place in any way?
Yes, because it would bring me and other people like me happiness, which would prolong the inevitable snap that those such as I will have which will result in numerous deaths.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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GasMasksAreForChumps said:
Eaten alive or buried alive?
Eaten, definitely eaten. In that example one will eventually die from the loss of organs that keep one alive, while being buried dooms you to asphyxiation which never ends well for me, ends in a 3-day period where I'm stuck in a dream of stupidity, because first that whole flashback thing happens, and then I find myself in a white void with myselves and we all just talk until we die.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Peter Richmond said:
1. Bulb?

2. Why do some people say that terraria is like minecraft?

3. Kan du förstå svenska?

4. Is this a question
1. A rounded underground storage organ present in some plants, notably those of the lily family, consisting of a short stem surrounded by fleshy scale leaves or leaf bases and resting over winter, A plant grown from an organ of this kind, A similar underground organ such as a corm or a rhizome, An object with a rounded or teardrop shape like a , A light , An expanded part of a glass tube such as that forming the reservoir of a thermometer, A hollow flexible container with an opening through which the air can be expelled by squeezing, such as that used to fill a syringe, A spheroidal dilated part at the end of an anatomical structure.
I've listed all possible answers to your question, you happy?

2. Because the block formula is similar, and the crafting part is similar.

3. Med kraften av internet, är allt möjligt. Och även om det är normalt omöjligt för mig att förstå svenska, kan jag sjunga helhet Caramelldansen.

4. "this" is in fact not a question, but a third person pronoun meant to refer to a specific thing that is either near you or in your possession.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Revived for the umpteenth time is this!
(..hopefully...)
Bonus points for people who read this post:Also ask questions on that as well to keep it relevant.
 

Kargathia

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TiloXofXTanto said:
Revived for the umpteenth time is this!
(..hopefully...)
Bonus points for people who read this post:Also ask questions on that as well to keep it relevant.
Shouldn't we be playing that in slow motion?