Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[TiloXofXTanto]

My initial guess would be age, but it sounds a little too easy (sayeth the left half of my brain, constantly bringing me down in my medical answers, curse you lack of confidence in human matters!!).

Not the right answer. Think about your life. When do you experience palpitations and high heart rate?

Now my brain says Heart attacks and Adolescence simultaneously, while it also says, "WAIT, NO, look it up" to which I reply "I HAVEN'T YET AND I'M NOT STARTING!!"

What does a heart attack have in common with adolescence? What happens during adolescence that also occurs during a heart attack? What is the most common feeling that a teenager experiences in school that also occurs when someone is having a heart attack?

Curses, I have now four answers
1) Fear
2) Anger
3) Fibrillation
4) RAGE!!!!
(four is just my brain's response to its own medical knowledge insufficiencies)

I officially lean toward anger.

WAIT, NO, ANXIETY!!!!
...I believe.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

WAIT, NO, ANXIETY!!!!
...I believe.

Good job . I'm going to bed now but before I do so I'm giving you one more:

What causes a panic attack?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

WAIT, NO, ANXIETY!!!!
...I believe.

Good job . I'm going to bed now but before I do so I'm giving you one more:

What causes a panic attack?

Better question, "What Doesn't?"

Everything from Genetic conditions to phobias and mental conditions like OCD and Schizophrenia and the like, all sound like conceivable causes, not to mention the possibilities of simpler things like dangerous Situations and Terrible shocking news.
I'd wager anything that can trigger any large emotional response from someone could trigger a panic attack, given the right circumstances.

 

[Engarde]

Not sure if this has been done, but why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Not sure if this has been done, but why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because there's a B in Both and an N in neither
(it has been asked, but that's fine in this case For I dost lovest this question)

 

[Googooguru]

Why do i love toast so much ?.. nom nom nom

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Why do i love toast so much ?.. nom nom nom

Because it really was the Greatest thing since sliced bread....
Personally, I don't like toast. The death threat was enough, but to say all those things about my mother, I can't look at a toasted piece of bread the same way ever again.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

WAIT, NO, ANXIETY!!!!
...I believe.

Good job . I'm going to bed now but before I do so I'm giving you one more:

What causes a panic attack?

Better question, "What Doesn't?"

Everything from Genetic conditions to phobias and mental conditions like OCD and Schizophrenia and the like, all sound like conceivable causes, not to mention the possibilities of simpler things like dangerous Situations and Terrible shocking news.
I'd wager anything that can trigger any large emotional response from someone could trigger a panic attack, given the right circumstances.

Yes, but what are the actual mechanics of it. What causes a person to experience all of those symptoms.

 

[Smagmuck_]

What is "love"?

 

[ChupathingyX]

What is "love"?

I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to hurt me.

 

[smartengine]

Is an apology letter from the condom factory a valid birth certificate?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

WAIT, NO, ANXIETY!!!!
...I believe.

Good job . I'm going to bed now but before I do so I'm giving you one more:

What causes a panic attack?

Better question, "What Doesn't?"

Everything from Genetic conditions to phobias and mental conditions like OCD and Schizophrenia and the like, all sound like conceivable causes, not to mention the possibilities of simpler things like dangerous Situations and Terrible shocking news.
I'd wager anything that can trigger any large emotional response from someone could trigger a panic attack, given the right circumstances.

Yes, but what are the actual mechanics of it. What causes a person to experience all of those symptoms.

My initial guess would be that it would be caused mechanically by a massive release of adrenaline, due to an overreaction of the fight or flight response to any of the above stimuli.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

What is "love"?

A battlefield, a state of grace, a long road, a building on fire, a banquet on which we feed, a river,, a razor, a hunger, a flower, kisses in a beanbag chair, like a big brass band, not a game, just a game, a losing game, a game of give and take, more than just a game for two, like oxygen, like an itching in my heart, Like a butterfly, In control, all you need, all we need, enough, not enough, alive, dead, the seventh wave, here to stay, on its way, wicked, forever, funny that way, noise, pain, war, murder, hell, stronger than pride, just a four letter word, a golden ring, a simple thing, a wonderful thing, a hurtin' thing, a many-splendored thing, a crazy little thing, all around, in the air, Bleu, thicker than water, Blind, Blindness, strange, strong, hard, so complicated, easy (cause you're beautiful, A *****, what you make it, What you want it to be, only love, and love.
That is what love is, as I have been told by this handy Earth travel guide.

Is an apology letter from the condom factory a valid birth certificate?

Only on Wednesday.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

WAIT, NO, ANXIETY!!!!
...I believe.

Good job . I'm going to bed now but before I do so I'm giving you one more:

What causes a panic attack?

Better question, "What Doesn't?"

Everything from Genetic conditions to phobias and mental conditions like OCD and Schizophrenia and the like, all sound like conceivable causes, not to mention the possibilities of simpler things like dangerous Situations and Terrible shocking news.
I'd wager anything that can trigger any large emotional response from someone could trigger a panic attack, given the right circumstances.

Yes, but what are the actual mechanics of it. What causes a person to experience all of those symptoms.

My initial guess would be that it would be caused mechanically by a massive release of adrenaline, due to an overreaction of the fight or flight response to any of the above stimuli.

Correct! Thanks for answering and I hope I didn't get on your nerves to much with my annoying questions.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

WAIT, NO, ANXIETY!!!!
...I believe.

Good job . I'm going to bed now but before I do so I'm giving you one more:

What causes a panic attack?

Better question, "What Doesn't?"

Everything from Genetic conditions to phobias and mental conditions like OCD and Schizophrenia and the like, all sound like conceivable causes, not to mention the possibilities of simpler things like dangerous Situations and Terrible shocking news.
I'd wager anything that can trigger any large emotional response from someone could trigger a panic attack, given the right circumstances.

Yes, but what are the actual mechanics of it. What causes a person to experience all of those symptoms.

My initial guess would be that it would be caused mechanically by a massive release of adrenaline, due to an overreaction of the fight or flight response to any of the above stimuli.

Correct! Thanks for answering and I hope I didn't get on your nerves to much with my annoying questions.

Nope, not annoying in the least.
I thank you most heartily for your question.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

WAIT, NO, ANXIETY!!!!
...I believe.

Good job . I'm going to bed now but before I do so I'm giving you one more:

What causes a panic attack?

Better question, "What Doesn't?"

Everything from Genetic conditions to phobias and mental conditions like OCD and Schizophrenia and the like, all sound like conceivable causes, not to mention the possibilities of simpler things like dangerous Situations and Terrible shocking news.
I'd wager anything that can trigger any large emotional response from someone could trigger a panic attack, given the right circumstances.

Yes, but what are the actual mechanics of it. What causes a person to experience all of those symptoms.

My initial guess would be that it would be caused mechanically by a massive release of adrenaline, due to an overreaction of the fight or flight response to any of the above stimuli.

Correct! Thanks for answering and I hope I didn't get on your nerves to much with my annoying questions.

Nope, not annoying in the least.
I thank you most heartily for your question.

No problem. Our discussion was interesting.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Snip

Try this on for size.

I am what everybody has, but nobody thinks about.

You can't prove I exist to anybody else, yet everybody proves they have it to themselves every day.

I am what allows you to question my existence in others.

What am I?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Snip

Try this on for size.

I am what everybody has, but nobody thinks about.

You can't prove I exist to anybody else, yet everybody proves they have it to themselves every day.

I am what allows you to question my existence in others.

What am I?

I'm confused as to whether this has to be an object or a quality.
If it has to be an object, My initial answer would be a Brain.
If it can be a quality, my answer will be Sentience.

 

[AMX58]

Why do all people think us Cajuns live on the Bayou?

and no no please to god do not say waterboy i swear that movie i hate with an essence and plus it was not even damn flimed in louisiana it was flimed in florida

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Snip

Try this on for size.

I am what everybody has, but nobody thinks about.

You can't prove I exist to anybody else, yet everybody proves they have it to themselves every day.

I am what allows you to question my existence in others.

What am I?

I'm confused as to whether this has to be an object or a quality.
If it has to be an object, My initial answer would be a Brain.
If it can be a quality, my answer will be Sentience.

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