Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[crop52]

If everyone in the world was sleeping at the same time, would the universe cease to exist?

Maybe.

Question: What is love?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If everyone in the world was sleeping at the same time, would the universe cease to exist?

Nope, it would only cease to be perceived, which means that it would change drastically overnight and red would be come Bleagle.

 

[Mr Thin]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes. The laws of physics and everything we know about the origin and properties of sound dictate that it does every time. Besides, forest critters hear the crash; if we could find a way to communicate with them, they would describe the sounds of falling trees that didn't get heard by humans.

Actually it doesn't.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?...y+is+around+to+hear+it,+does+it+make+a+sound?

And if you take the question seriously, I think you have to assume there is no living thing nearby, not just no humans.

OT: What does it mean to be Australian?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If x = 4 and y = 5, then why is your mom so fat?

Because "your mom" is a number designated to be over 3 billion digits long and is invariably larger than x and y are, therefore being fat.

Question: What is love?

An unnecessary mutual obsession humans gain with one or more beings of any state, gender, species, etc.

 

[Da Chi]

How long till you think this tread is de-railed by ponies?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

OT: What does it mean to be Australian?

It means to identify oneself as being from the island of Australia and to be part of the nation of Australia, though not necessarily the country/state.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How long till you think this tread is de-railed by ponies?

.2 poniseconds

 

[FalloutJack]

Is it a bad sign when I can actually understand the Doctor?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Is it a bad sign when I can actually understand the Doctor?

No, it's a great one. It means your either a genius or a schizophrenic.
Regardless of which, it makes you 10 time more interesting than you were before we knew that.

 

[AvsJoe]

Question: what is the deal with the US? Why do they not adopt the metric system?

If x = 4 and y = 5, then why is your mom so fat?

It's a condition and she doesn't like to talk about it. But if x = 3, then it's because of genes. If y = 7, it's always because of her lack of exercise. If x is inverted and multiplied by the power of 2, it's because my dad was a chubby chaser and she stayed that way for him.

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes. The laws of physics and everything we know about the origin and properties of sound dictate that it does every time. Besides, forest critters hear the crash; if we could find a way to communicate with them, they would describe the sounds of falling trees that didn't get heard by humans.

Actually it doesn't.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?...y+is+around+to+hear+it,+does+it+make+a+sound?

And if you take the question seriously, I think you have to assume there is no living thing nearby, not just no humans.

Sound is simply vibration. It's the energy of the molecules in the air transferring from one another. Regardless of whether an ear is there to receive the message or not, the sound still exists as a temporary, ever-fading release of energy.

OT: What does it mean to be Australian?

Pride. Pride and Beer. Pride and Beer and no fear of lethal flora and fauna. But mostly Pride.

 

[godofslack]

Can you explain Wave-Particle duality while rhyming?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I am a strange, strange being who, with a lack of things to do, often takes to answering random questions.
Ask something, and whether or not I know the answer, I'll give you one that still sort of sounds correct, or at least confirms some kind of strangeness.

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

ANY question?

Alright...

Who's your favorite pony?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Can you explain Wave-Particle duality while rhyming?

Ahem.
When asked if matter is a wave,
or if it is a particle.
I realize it's both and crave
to read another article

matter's form is ever chaniging
photons, protons, atoms, ions,
forming different energies and......

no.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

I am a strange, strange being who, with a lack of things to do, often takes to answering random questions.
Ask something, and whether or not I know the answer, I'll give you one that still sort of sounds correct, or at least confirms some kind of strangeness.

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

ANY question?

Alright...

Who's your favorite pony?

The one I ate last summer for reasons of laughing at the reactions of all the people I tell that I ate a pony and LAUGHED.

 

[artanis_neravar]

If a cat and a frog get married and they love each other very much, which one has the father who is a gorilla?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If a cat and a frog get married and they love each other very much, which one has the father who is a gorilla?

The one who's great grandfather was a cat both living and dying in the box in my backyard.

 

[artanis_neravar]

If a cat and a frog get married and they love each other very much, which one has the father who is a gorilla?

The one who's great grandfather was a cat both living and dying in the box in my backyard.

Well played good sir and or madam, well played

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I am a strange, strange being who, with a lack of things to do, often takes to answering random questions.
Ask something, and whether or not I know the answer, I'll give you one that still sort of sounds correct, or at least confirms some kind of strangeness.

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

ANY question?

Alright...

Who's your favorite pony?

The one I ate last summer for reasons of laughing at the reactions of all the people I tell that I ate a pony and LAUGHED.

Ummm...

Ok.

For that, answer me this.

1/0=?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

I am a strange, strange being who, with a lack of things to do, often takes to answering random questions.
Ask something, and whether or not I know the answer, I'll give you one that still sort of sounds correct, or at least confirms some kind of strangeness.

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

ANY question?

Alright...

Who's your favorite pony?

The one I ate last summer for reasons of laughing at the reactions of all the people I tell that I ate a pony and LAUGHED.

Ummm...

Ok.

For that, answer me this.

1/0=?

the square root of negative infinity to the log of -7 power.

 

[rapidoud]

Why is the US's dollar falling?

What will replace it as the trading currency, Yen?

Am I the only one who pronounced it see-thulhu and not ca-thulhu?