Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[havass]

If God is almighty, can God create a stone so heavy that he himself cannot lift?

Which shoe does Chuck Norris put on first?

Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist but a person who drives racecars not called a racist?

What if you're in Hell and get mad at someone? Where would you ask them to go?

Do bald people wash their head with shampoo, soap or magical fairy dust?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

By saying that Men are attracted to female features, regardless of attached features, and by avoiding conversations the "incident" they've all had with their dogs.

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

1. no
2. I would guess nein but hope with all my brain yes.

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

12 pints worth (going by beer time that means 4 days worth for woodchucks)

I have a very basic understanding of the language, so it's probably not much better than google translate.

What group of people is my motto referring to?

My brain guesses Politicians, my friend on my shoulder here says ducks....
Assume I answer the first one
Though I will admit, I'm probably wrong.

ok new one why do mokeys throw their poo?
why are they makeing a kung fu panda 2?
will the captain america movie be good?
which of the doctors companions is the most dangerous?
was that the doctors kid at the end of the second half of this season premier?
How do you know all this stuff?
and finaly Are you an alian?!

1. Because it is a way to intimidate, distract, confuse, and wound the pride of attackers at the same time
2. Marketing
3. No, probably not, for without actual Commies, he is nothing
4. The 47th one, (you'll know why when she happens)
5. Marginally, but not really
6. I'm in a position of former power in the universe and I am currently winning.
7. No, I'm not an alian (a resident of Al) but I am an extraterrestrial.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it fall, does it actually fall?

ayup, because the tree is able to perceive itself falling, and surrounding trees are able to perceive it as well, it invariably passes through all points needed to count as falling.

One more question, then I'm outta here.

I have a spaceship. It travels at lightspeed. I am in a universe that is 1000 lightyears across. Now, it would take me 1000 years to reach the edge of this universe. Except, this universe is expanding. Every year, it instantaneously increases its radius by 1000 lightyears. Now, it might seem that the ship never makes it to the edge, because the edge recedes faster than it can approach, but when the universe expands, everything in it is moved proportionally closer to the edge. To get my point across, after one year of travel the ship has 999 lightyears to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, doubling it's radius. So the ship is now 2 lightyears from the centre, and has 1998 to go. After another year, it is 3 lightyears from the centre, and has 1995 to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, multiplying its radius by 1.5. The ship is now 4.5 lightyears away from the centre, and has 2995.5 to go.

Will it ever reach the edge of the universe? If so, how long will this take?

The space ship will not reach the edge until the edge hits the edge of an adjacent universe and begins contracting, at which point it will hit the ship in 4.83 seconds (roughly).
That will all add up to 47 years 2 months 4 days 6 hours 47 minutes (cool right) and 4.83 seconds.

Now try answering it properly, with maths.

sigh, no, it's one of those exponential decay things (with any luck) and will infinitely approach zero, only to never actually reach it.

 

[Wintermute_]

Does a set that contains all sets contain itself? (haha!)

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Why was Illidan not prepared?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If God is almighty, can God create a stone so heavy that he himself cannot lift?

Which shoe does Chuck Norris put on first?

Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist but a person who drives racecars not called a racist?

What if you're in Hell and get mad at someone? Where would you ask them to go?

Do bald people wash their head with shampoo, soap or magical fairy dust?

1. Nope, cause the ***** can't even make boats that float...asshole.
2. The one with the most resistance.
3. E's mess up the whole deal, and racists existed before Racers
4. East, it's worse the farther East you go
5. Soap or rogane, depending on the individual.

 

[gostlyfantom]

fuck ninjas.

 

[TriggerOnly]

How do you pronounce this?

You just it like it sounds.. like "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"... see ?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Does a set that contains all sets contain itself? (haha!)

yes, it contains itself an infinite number of times.

Why was Illidan not prepared?

Server problems.

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

By saying that Men are attracted to female features, regardless of attached features, and by avoiding conversations the "incident" they've all had with their dogs.

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

1. no
2. I would guess nein but hope with all my brain yes.

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

12 pints worth (going by beer time that means 4 days worth for woodchucks)

I have a very basic understanding of the language, so it's probably not much better than google translate.

What group of people is my motto referring to?

My brain guesses Politicians, my friend on my shoulder here says ducks....
Assume I answer the first one
Though I will admit, I'm probably wrong.

Ducks? I think you're on to something, here. I'd never have thought of it. The sneaky, personal info stealing bastards....

That's what the shoulder friend said too.... DEATH TO THE DUCKS!!

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

can god create a rock so heavy that he cant lift it?

Look directly above your comment

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How many shells does she sell by the sea shore?

Eight, She's a terrible saleswoman, who sucks at her job.

 

[ecoho]

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

By saying that Men are attracted to female features, regardless of attached features, and by avoiding conversations the "incident" they've all had with their dogs.

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

1. no
2. I would guess nein but hope with all my brain yes.

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

12 pints worth (going by beer time that means 4 days worth for woodchucks)

I have a very basic understanding of the language, so it's probably not much better than google translate.

What group of people is my motto referring to?

My brain guesses Politicians, my friend on my shoulder here says ducks....
Assume I answer the first one
Though I will admit, I'm probably wrong.

ok new one why do mokeys throw their poo?
why are they makeing a kung fu panda 2?
will the captain america movie be good?
which of the doctors companions is the most dangerous?
was that the doctors kid at the end of the second half of this season premier?
How do you know all this stuff?
and finaly Are you an alian?!

1. Because it is a way to intimidate, distract, confuse, and wound the pride of attackers at the same time
2. Marketing
3. No, probably not, for without actual Commies, he is nothing
4. The 47th one, (you'll know why when she happens)
5. Marginally, but not really
6. I'm in a position of former power in the universe and I am currently winning.
7. No, I'm not an alian (a resident of Al) but I am an extraterrestrial.

ok last few questions before bed.
what is the best character to play in league of legends?
are you a cat or a dog person?
are you a boy or girl?
how many friend requests have you goten since posting this?
and finaly
WHY THE HELL DOES IT TAKE ONE AND A HALF YEARS TO FINISH FUCKING ROAD CONSTUCTION?!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blankedboy]

Haow do I maek cgi?

And if you don't get this right there's a link coming your way.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

By saying that Men are attracted to female features, regardless of attached features, and by avoiding conversations the "incident" they've all had with their dogs.

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

1. no
2. I would guess nein but hope with all my brain yes.

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

12 pints worth (going by beer time that means 4 days worth for woodchucks)

I have a very basic understanding of the language, so it's probably not much better than google translate.

What group of people is my motto referring to?

My brain guesses Politicians, my friend on my shoulder here says ducks....
Assume I answer the first one
Though I will admit, I'm probably wrong.

ok new one why do mokeys throw their poo?
why are they makeing a kung fu panda 2?
will the captain america movie be good?
which of the doctors companions is the most dangerous?
was that the doctors kid at the end of the second half of this season premier?
How do you know all this stuff?
and finaly Are you an alian?!

1. Because it is a way to intimidate, distract, confuse, and wound the pride of attackers at the same time
2. Marketing
3. No, probably not, for without actual Commies, he is nothing
4. The 47th one, (you'll know why when she happens)
5. Marginally, but not really
6. I'm in a position of former power in the universe and I am currently winning.
7. No, I'm not an alian (a resident of Al) but I am an extraterrestrial.

ok last few questions before bed.
what is the best character to play in league of legends?
are you a cat or a dog person?
are you a boy or girl?
how many friend requests have you goten since posting this?
and finaly
WHY THE HELL DOES IT TAKE ONE AND A HALF YEARS TO FINISH FUCKING ROAD CONSTUCTION?!!!!!!!!!!

1. No idea, never (seriously) played it
2. Dog person, Cats are a species with a language... That I can understand, and cats are rude as hell
3. Neither, but I have a male-oriented personality
4. 0
5. Because construction workers hate having to place mile after mile after mile after mile after mile after mile after mile (tapers off)

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Haow do I maek cgi?

And if you don't get this right there's a link coming your way.

hmm, I'd say that it requires a mix of complex computer programming I can't comprehend in my current depreciated state, green screen of some sort, graphic designers, possibly mocap for some, and slower than average cameras.

 

[gostlyfantom]

are you as clever as I think you are?

 

[blankedboy]

Haow do I maek cgi?

And if you don't get this right there's a link coming your way.

hmm, I'd say that it requires a mix of complex computer programming I can't comprehend in my current depreciated state, green screen of some sort, graphic designers, possibly mocap for some, and slower than average cameras.