Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[sylekage]

Can all the religions in all the world actually be one giant religion that has branched off into smaller religions that may or may not have broken off completely?

COMPLETE THE SENTENCE:
This is my rifle this is my gun! This one for ______ This one for ____!

How many halo rings are there in 2?

What is Bobby Kotick?

Captcha: iredite was

Iredite was what?! WHAT MAN?!

 

[sylekage]

Is it a puma, a walrus, or a warthog?

I thought it was a chupa- thingy?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Is it a puma, a walrus, or a warthog?

Obviously a walrus, for they are aquatic

are you as clever as I think you are?

Probably not, Humans tend to over-idolize things

Can all the religions in all the world actually be one giant religion that has branched off into smaller religions that may or may not have broken off completely?

COMPLETE THE SENTENCE:
This is my rifle this is my gun! This one for ______ This one for ____!

How many halo rings are there in 2?

What is Bobby Kotick?

Captcha: iredite was

Iredite was what?! WHAT MAN?!

1.Yup, because that's what they are.
2. Fighting...Fun
3. 5.14197989.......
4. A CEO (in other words an ass in disguise as an important person in a company)
5. Iredite was three things, the ninth ruler of the might Effelise empire of 3246 (established on the planet Flvk), a material invented to cure the great galactic plague of jel(chicken pox for you guys), and a type of flammable gas produced by arcing antimatter electrical parts.

 

[mysecondlife]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

answer me this instead

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

answer me this instead

Yup, the crushed psychology of the child will be sign enough.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

I shall return tomorrow, for Melatonin dost call me to my quarters, for this human shell is filled with such terrible needs.

Sayonara.
佐用なら　شىي ةثققغ بعؤنهىل ؤاقهسفةشس

 

[Da Chi]

You're Jesus aren't you?

 

[Da Chi]

Oh! and Thor's hammer (couldn't be arsed to look up the spelling at the moment) is a weapon of such power that it's weight is incomprehensible.
How is it that Thor can lift it?

 

[gostlyfantom]

are you just looking up each answer on the internet?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Alright, one more set

Can you pick up chicks in a tank?

No, because they will shoot you with the tank they're driving.

You're Jesus aren't you?

I'm offended, I hate that guy. Stole the equivalent of 20 bucks from me one time, told me to turn the other cheek. Got nicer later though, but I still don't trust him.

Oh! and Thor's hammer (couldn't be arsed to look up the spelling at the moment) is a weapon of such power that it's weight is incomprehensible.
How is it that Thor can lift it?

If Thor's hammer's weight is incomprehensible, then it is immeasurable, and since having infinite weight is impossible, it must have an imaginary weight. Thor's hammer has negative weight, in being the square root of a negative number in weight and can therefore be picked up by dust.

are you just looking up each answer on the internet?

Is the Pope a Muslim?
If I looked it up, it wouldn't be random now would it.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Why are there 6 petals when there are only 4 directions?

Because Sheila is a work of art and needs no sanity.

 

[gostlyfantom]

could your creativity be better used elsewhere?

 

[Da Chi]

You're Jesus aren't you?

I'm offended, I hate that guy. Stole the equivalent of 20 bucks from me one time, told me to turn the other cheek. Got nicer later though, but I still don't trust him.

Oh! and Thor's hammer (couldn't be arsed to look up the spelling at the moment) is a weapon of such power that it's weight is incomprehensible.
How is it that Thor can lift it?

If Thor's hammer's weight is incomprehensible, then it is immeasurable, and since having infinite weight is impossible, it must have an imaginary weight. Thor's hammer has negative weight, in being the square root of a negative number in weight and can therefore be picked up by dust.

Good luck getting it back from him.
FYI In old school mythology, Thor can lift the hammer because he is too stupid to comprehend the weight of the object. Just thought I'd share that. A freaking thunder god that is too stupid to understand that a hammer is heavy, smashing things in the ether. Now that is a mythology I can get behind. Plus there is one story in the Edda where Thor Dresses in Drag and smashes frost giants. Yup.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Why should you not put baby in corner??

 

[A Free Man]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes. The laws of physics and everything we know about the origin and properties of sound dictate that it does every time. Besides, forest critters hear the crash; if we could find a way to communicate with them, they would describe the sounds of falling trees that didn't get heard by humans.

Actually it doesn't.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?...y+is+around+to+hear+it,+does+it+make+a+sound?

And if you take the question seriously, I think you have to assume there is no living thing nearby, not just no humans.

OT: What does it mean to be Australian?

That is such a stupid question... Just like most of the so called "great" philosophical questions of all time it is merely a question of definitions of words not true intelligence. When you think about it the question depends entirely on how you define sound. This is the first definition found on google (aka. The one most used by google users as that is how google works) and no people who use google doesn't cover everyone in the world but it is the largest sample space I can get any time soon.

"Vibrations that travel through the air or another medium and can be heard when they reach a person's or animal's ear"

I agree with this definition and going by this definition sound itself is just the vibrations and are therefore present every single time a tree falls regardless of the presence of life. They will not be percieved or heard but the vibrations will still be made and therefore the sound is still present. To argue against this would be to argue against the definition of sound itself so unless you can get a large proportion of the world to change their understanding of the word sound I'm going to go with this.

 

[Doclector]

Where can i buy the tome of eternal darkness?

 

[MrGalactus]

What language do people that have been blind and deaf since birth think in?

 

[maninahat]

Open door, walk in, see this:

What do?

Looks like it already had the door slammed in its face a few times.