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The Diabolical Biz

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retterkl said:
Are the black bits in bananas tarantula eggs?
Mighty Boosh, I like it.

How far can a man walk in his lifetime, with 8 hours sleep a night, an average lifetime and walking speed, and sufficient nutrition acquired with a one hour rest per night?
 

Porygon-2000

I have a green hat! Why?!
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BarbaricGoose said:
What's it like being a lady?
Ya gain some parts and lose some others, that's about it (believe me, I tried...).

OT: Who is the Englishman?
 

badgersprite

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Relatedly, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
 

Arqus_Zed

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If we are all but tainted coils of a 4-way Diablo standing on the Monolithic edge of a Silver Future, restlessly awaiting our inevitable demise in the Temple Of Your Dreams, how come God Says No against the Venus In Furs?
 

C95J

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 

ToxicOranges

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These are all questions my dad asked me when I was younger...

How many beans make 5?
How long is a piece of string?
What is half the half of 1 and a half?
 

sergnb

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TiloXofXTanto said:
StellarViking said:
Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
The tree will not make a sound unless an animal with working ears is around to convert the vibrations in the air into what is properly determined to be "sound".
It isn't sound until it enters an ear and is converted into such an experience.

Radeonx said:
Why am I the greatest person in the history of the universe?
Because that Narcissitic bastard in your head told you that you weren't, AND YOU PROVED HIM WRONG!
Incorrect: The sound understood as the colliding of different molecules in the space in forms of waves exists with or without any animal or person that receives that information in their ears. So yes, the tree makes a sound even if noone is around to hear it.
 

tokae

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Why do I always forget where I have put my keys?
And where did I put them!?!?!
 

sergnb

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Obligatory: Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
 

M0rp43vs

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tokae said:
Why do I always forget where I have put my keys?
And where did I put them!?!?!
Check you right hand. Failing that, check your pant pockets. Failing that, try the last place you remember having that. All that fails? I dunno, maybe garden gnomes must have taken it. Load up and beseech the gnome king

Not G. Ivingname said:
A now complete webcomic by tailsteak which had no fourth wall detailing the lives of an Eyeball, Two molecules, a ghost of a molecule, a lesbian earthworm and 2 golems living on the body of a giant bear converted into land mass who all contemplate their existence as a webcomic

Corpse XxX said:
Why should you not put baby in corner??
Child services will complain

Skorpyo said:
Open door, walk in, see this:



What do?
I think it looks cute, but I also think it looks tasty



Why does she sell seashells by the seashore if a seashore has a surplus of sea shells to supply?
Wouldn't that be a shitty sales strategy?

Magic conch, will I ever get married?

What should I have for dinner tonight?

Dyou wanna cookie?

Am I just a dream a butterfly is having?

If so, where is it and what happens when I wake it up?
 

erztez

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sergnb said:
Obligatory: Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
You?ve got to be kidding me. I?ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It?s just common sense.
 
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sravankb said:
If x = 4 and y = 5, then why is your mom so fat?
Because in a 3 4 5 triangle, your mum means that you must divide the answer by 0, effectively getting an immeasurable number, like your mothers bra size.