Random Facts

[Jagers1994]

The Search Bar actually houses an enraged bear. Upon clicking on it you unleash him to the world, at which moment many puppies are killed by said bear. It is a little known fact that only a privileged few know, thus explaining the many repeat threads. The thread creators are only thinking of the puppies.

High Five!

 

[Ibanez887]

The game Pac Man "ends" after 256 levels
It is impossible to keep playing because the right half of the screen gets glitched up

 

[SizableSac]

You're walking in a park at night. You see a homeless man masturbating at a trashcan and he's actually a eucalyptus tree.

Quickly avoiding his wrath, you engage your afro-mobile and fly back to the bat cave. Gary Coleman is waiting there with a basket full of pear shaped bottles filled with what you guess to be Kevin Bacon.

Gary Say "I got all of these the fuck"

"BUT GARY", you say, "I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BRANSON."

You then realize that you left the oven on.

FUCKING LOL

My ribs hurt, thanks man.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Bourne Identity. I didn't get it until the hand shaking bit.

 

[Mckin3228]

Paper beats rock because in ancient Japan when a law defeated they'd put a rock on top of it but if a law was passed it was wrapped around a rock.

chances of drowning are 1 in 900

it is possible to lick your elbow (I can do it)

it is also not immpossible to sneeze with your eyes open (I can do this too)

Witchcraft is illegal in Canada

Winston Churchill wasn't the one who game the "we shall fight them on the beaches" It was a Winston Churchill soundalike.

 

[megapenguinx]

http://www.unnecessaryknowledge.com/ Everything you'll ever need

 

[Lusperus]

Birds have no sphincters

 

[OneBig Man]

The wieght of the air around the Eiflel Tower weighs more than the tower itself. Also, I cant spell

 

[Verp]

Red is a color.

Red is bugs. Carmine red, a colour used in foods and cosmetics, is made by grinding insects called cochineal and their eggs into a fine powder.

 

[Laura.]

I've ran out of coffee.

Speaking of coffee: the coffee plant is native only to Eithiopia and Yemen.

Also: nobody gives a crap.

 

[Naeo]

Whales have a vestigial hip bone that does absolutely nothing, neither good not bad. Like an appendix but it's a bone.

 

[phatty500]

im sure all you know this but i was the only one in my class to know that if you add up the opposite side of a die it equals 7

 

[Zacharine]

Surface tension can be measured using the pendant drop method on a goniometer.

 

[Zacharine]

You can get a rough estimate of your elevation in relation to sea-level by simply measuring the temperature at which water boils.

 

[AngloDoom]

A cat cannot die from falling if it falls from more than four stories. If falls from more than four stories, it spreads it's body wide and lowers its speed, meaning that a cat can theoretically fall from any height above four stories and not die. If a cat is dropped form four stories or lower, however, it curls its body into a ball to reduce the chances of hurting itself from passing objects, but dramatically increases its speed; leading to a horrible little kitty-puddle.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Satan and Santa use the exact same letters the only difference is the placement of the last three letters

God is dog spelled backwards

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

canada is america's hat.
according to what i just saw on adult swim.

 

[Jaythulhu]

The penalty for detonating a nuclear weapon within the california state boundaries is a $500 fine.

 

[Jaythulhu]

People with "strange names" are more likely to have a mental illness.

I feel really sorry for Nicholas Cage's kid then. Frank Zappa's too.


[Edit] Crap, those were supposed to go into the same post. Don't know what happened there. Sorry for the double.