Random Object fight!

[LockHeart]

I spy on you during your temporal travels and cunningly evade the banana skin with my added foresight.

I cultivate a virulent strain of bacteria as the banana skin decays and release it at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I step on the banana, but because I have a large foot, the surface area that is not over the banana peel keeps me upright.
I am infected, and die, but not before I infect an entire 3rd grade class.

I throw an anvil at the next poster.

 

[Nia-san]

I dive out of the way he second before it hits me.

I use the force on the next poster

 

[ae86gamer]

I look at you with a confusing look on my face saying "The force doesn't exist. Sorry."

I throw a nuke at the next poster.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Doesn't explode when it lands and I build Megaton.

I hire Deadpool to kill next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I distract him with a random topic...like why kittens stop meowing after you start skinning them.

I throw a sticky bomb at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I throw an overshield before it hit and it bounces away

I throw an angry mother at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I redirect her towards another person, saying that they kicked a child.

I throw a blind man and his guide dog at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I throw a piece of bacon away and step aside

I throw a 12 year brat at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I do a full roundhouse kick on the brat and break seven of his ribs.

I throw the resulting lawsuit at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Good thing I'm going to school to be a lawyer. I win the case of a technicality

I throw a gavel at the next poster

 

[Grab-bag]

HA! Anything in the shape of a hammer turns into confetti when it gets less than a meter away from me!

I through A ps3 at the next poster!

Be worned...they are very poisonous!

 

[ae86gamer]

I catch it. Play it and find nothing wrong.

I throw the RRoD at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I catch it, and after a little bit of debate, sell it on eBay as an exotic pet.
I ignore it, because I play my games mostly on my laptop these days.

I throw a truck filled with hammers at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I get saved by superman.

I throw superman at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I counter it with a board filled with half hammered nails

I throw God at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I am hit by God and gain incredible powers.

I throw Elmo at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

Big bird protects me!

I through half eaten cornish pasties at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I don't notice because a hobo jumped up and finished eating them mid-air.

I throw thousands of hypodermic needles at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

A whole bunch of junkies jump in front of me and grab them.

I throw sponge bob at the next poster.