Random Object fight!

[ae86gamer]

[http://photobucket.com/images/funny%20satan]

I throw a bottle of rum at the next poster.

 

[LockHeart]

I catch it and drink it, becoming horrendously drunk.

I throw the empty bottle at the next person.

 

[Neonbob]

Seeing how you are horribly drunk, it misses my by 50 feet and you kill an old woman.

I throw her walker at the next poster.

 

[NeoAC]

I catch it and use it as a new towel rack. I needed one.

I throw a pile of splintered lumber at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

You have bad aim so it goes into my fireplace instead of hitting me.

I throw hot chocolate at the next poster.

 

[Cobelo]

I happily catch it in a mug, put marshmallows in it, and drink it.

I throw my mug at the next poster!

 

[Sev72]

Your mug is so ugly that I die as a result.

I hurl a disgruntled hedgehog at the following poster.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I put on an armored boot and kick the hedgehog around the world so fast the time goes backwards (superman style) and this thread goes back to the start I find my post about wherein I threw a demon at the next poster I grab it and take it back to my time where I throw it at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I introduce myself to the demon and we become fast friends.

I throw a purse at the next poster.

 

[LockHeart]

I catch it, hoping to find money inside. I am disappointed to find only moths.

I direct the moths at the next poster.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I turn on a flashlight and throw it off a cliff the moths follow.

I throw a space station at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

It falls near my house and I turn it into a major tourist attraction and become a millionaire. After becoming rich I buy terribleyetfun as my slave.

I throw terribleyetfun at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

The space station misses me and goes into a low orbit around the world, leveling large sections of the next city.

I throw a large city worth of rubble at the next poster

 

[terribleyetfun]

I simply core in fear waiting for death but miraculously the rubble all falls together to form a house I sell the rock house for millions earning enough money to buy my freedom back from ae86gamer I then steal her stuff for making me clean it.

I throw ae86gamer`s stuff at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

A bum catches all my stuff and pawns it off. I forgive you and we have an awesome party at my house.

I throw a lightsaber at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

I use the force to turn off the lightsaber. Unfortunately, the hilt still beans me in the head.

I throw the subsequent hallucination at the next poster.

 

[experiment0789]

HA! I eat DI-hydrogen monoxide filled balloons for breakfast!

I take out a rainbow gun and shoot the next poster with love!

Just curious,do you know what DI-hydrogen monoxide is?

Absolutely...
not.

Thats ok....I like making stuff sound complicated, just like collage textbooks.

Any way here is your hint: think science

if you still need help

Spoiler

DI means 1, mono means two

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

HA! I eat DI-hydrogen monoxide filled balloons for breakfast!

I take out a rainbow gun and shoot the next poster with love!

Just curious,do you know what DI-hydrogen monoxide is?

Absolutely...
not.

Thats ok....I like making stuff sound complicated, just like collage textbooks.

Any way here is your hint: think science

if you still need help

Spoiler

DI means 1, mono means two

It's water... Dihydrogen Monoxide = H2O = Water. (I don't know how to do subscripts on this site.)

Also, Di means 2, Mono means 1.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I stumble around in hallucinations and knock over George Bush

I throw the Republican Party at the next poster

 

[ae86gamer]

I run screaming for the hills.

I throw the next poster into a daycare center.