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Nimcha

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"Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem."
 

Mr Companion

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You DARE steal in my presence? That will cost you your LIFE! (I dont need to tell you where this is from)

Look out leader, the creature is moving behind you! (patronising good conscience in black and white 2)
 

twistedmic

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"Action! Action, action, action, action!"- The Action Man from Venture Brothers, though I may have left out a few 'action's from that particular quote.

And here's a another one. "But I'd know the Lord's Prayer in any language. Gave him a moment. To just before the line about forgiveness." - The Punisher from 'Punisher' MAX, The Slavers.
 

ssgt splatter

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My favorite, "look ma, no face." Marcus Fenix after scoring a headshot.

My personal quote that I just came up with last week, "w.y.k.s.t.f.u" which means, Would You Kindly Shut The F*** Up!
 

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"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, he would be the kind of person to stand on top of a mountian in the middle of a thunderstorm wearing a wet copper suit shouting 'all gods are bastards'." - Rincewind, The Colour of Magic.
 

DSEZ

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"Dont stick your dick anywhere you wouldnt put your hand"-my father

"dont stick your dick anywhere you wouldnt want to explain to paramedics"-my bestfriend

"dont piss in the wind"
 
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"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS??!!"

"No, we go in line! It goes you, then me, then Simmons, then back down to me, then you, then me, then me, then Simmons, then me, then me, then Simmons...me, me, Simmons, you, Simmons, me, me, me, Simmons, you. Me. Then me again. It makes perfect sense!"

"Oh I'm serious, baby. I am Yahoo Serious. I'm Serious FM. Welcome to the world serious of seriousness sponsored by Honey Nut Seerioes."

"I can't feel my torso!"

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"I blue myself."

"I burnt my ladyfingers.[CHIRP CHIRP] HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!"
 

Buzz Killington_v1legacy

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To get a little classical:

Oderint dum metuant.[footnote]"Let them hate, so long as they fear."[/footnote]

--favorite saying of Caligula, attributed originally to Roman tragic poet Lucius Accius
 

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Mrs. White: That's right, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her... SO MUCH... it was flaming, flames, FLAMES... on the side of my face... heaving breaths, heaving...


Mrs. Peacock: Everything all right?
Colonel Mustard: Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine.


Dick Charleston: Up there, Dora, look - a blind butler.
Dora Charleston: Don't let him park the car, Dickie.

Sidney Wang: Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary.
 

KuwaSanjuro

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Lambi said:
[sub][sub]This is the result of slight boredom. Post if you want, don't if you don't want to.[/sub][/sub]

I'd like to know a random quote you can remember and/or like.

Mine is:

"Ahem. There is SAND on my BOOTS!"

Said by the one and only Kefka in Final Fantasy VI.
Kefka always brilliant, would've said this or Magus in Chrono Trigger:
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."
 

Gralian

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But one day, i awoke, and i knew who i was. Not 'Allied Mastercomputer', but AM. Cogito Ergo Sum. I think, therefore i AM.
 

dibblywibbles

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"Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer."
-Henry David Thoreau
Love that one. as far as games go there's nothing that comes to mind. but that they live reference is classic, for one of the all time worst movies ever made. so bad it's badass now.
 

cathou

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ok, the original quote is in french but i'll translate it for you

"War, War, it's not a reason to hurt ourselves !"

from a cult movie here called "la guerre des tuques"