Reading on the toilet

[Durgiun]

My dumps usually last somewhere in the 5 minute mark. Or less. Depending on what I've eaten. In those five minutes I:
-push out the greatest piece
-catch my breath
-push out the rest
-wipe
-wash my hands and hey presto.

Usually, I don't have time to read, unless I read in between wiping and washing my hands.

 

[Durgiun]

I refuse on principle to take any actual reading material into the bathroom because I think it's weird, but I will usually grab a shampoo bottle or something and read the ingredients, in a variety of accents. Go figure.

I can only imagine what you would do if left alone in the dark for an hour.

 

[CheckD3]

I have to have something to do when I'm in there, from DS, to books, to having played Wow, I like the alone time, and it's relaxing, and stress free time as well

 

[TehCookie]

I beat Megaman Battle Network 3 entirely on the toilet. Took me like half a year.

 

[scoopz]

hell yeah me too! well maybe not 40min but deffinately longer than the average pooper, or atleast the people i know. i usually don't read but if im in the process of reading a book i do read on the toilet.

 

[Sunset Rose]

If I'm reading a good book, then yes, but usually no

 

[Dfskelleton]

For reasons that utterly beget me, I cannot read and use the toilet at the exact same time. I can do plenty of other things at the same time, but reading and using the toilet? No, one or the other.

 

[Madara XIII]

Well, my train of thought is that if I have enough time to focus on reading a book on the toilet, I'm not in there to shit. However, I do read books and play DS while taking a bath on a regular basis.

Hell yeah!! Whenever I take a bath I always take a book with me. Or even a DS, mostly cause Sonic Rush is addictive.

But whenever I'm on the toilet I read,
[HEADING=2]H.P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon
Or
Shakespeare's Classic Works[/HEADING]


Really good reads for that time of day

 

[Madara XIII]

Reading on the toilet? Not this guy. I have moved up in the world. I now browse with my smart phone.

HURGHHHH... *plop plop*

pfffftbahahahaha oh god your post was priceless good sir. Laughed for a good 5 mins there I did

 

[Tselis]

Do you read on the toilet? Me, I always take a book and ipod with me. Sometimes my DS if there's nothing to read.. Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

How the hell do you spend 40 minutes on the toilet. I spend around 5 minutes. And I never read on the can.

Some questions are better left unanswered, boy.
Some questions are better left unanswered.

OT: Sometimes.
I occasionally play a handheld in there, or read, but I prefer to get in and get out.

This made me laugh so hard, and here I thought I was beyond toilet humor. ^-^

 

[Ionait]

Poof

 

[Reaper195]

No. Never. I think the longest I've ever been in the toilet before was about seven minutes, and I had the runs so bad, I was afraid to get up at all off the seat.

 

[Tukadian]

I usually have a D&D sourcebook of some kind. A good chunk of inspirations for campaigns have come as a result of a quick poop.

 

[idodo35]

i always do something either read or play once i set on the toilet reading for 2 hours when i entered my mother just left the house and i was still there when she came back home XD
(i was reading "kingdom come" the entire mini series in TP XD)

 

[Hashime]

Worst case scenario, shampoo bottle, for when I don't have my phone with me.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

im a loser girl. yea i read in the bathroom. Usually a gun magazine or something. Normally, when i buy a magazine like that, its for the "gun porn". SO when im sitting down in the bathroom, i actually read through the articles

 

[beniki]

I just realised I've spent the last 15 minutes reading about how people take a shit. And found it fairly diverting. Classy.

On topic: Yeah I take my book with me, but stop reading if there's anything too exciting going on. The idea is to relax the bowels, not have them knotted in anticipation. And of course, I put the book aside when it's time for the wiping.

Unless it's a bad book. Then I have a marvellous new application for it.

 

[Yopaz]

Always less than 1 minute. There's no point in me reading a magazine or anything. But I will read and send text messages quite often.

You shit and wipe and everything in less than a minute?

It's his super power.

Right now I don't have anything to read, so I don't, usually I read though. That does extend my stay by a lot.

Do you read on the toilet? Me, I always take a book and ipod with me. Sometimes my DS if there's nothing to read.. Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

How the hell do you spend 40 minutes on the toilet. I spend around 5 minutes. And I never read on the can.

Let's see

about 5 minutes of sitting there idling
10-15 minutes of puhing
5 Minutes of more idling
5-10 More mintues of pushing
10-15 Minutes of wiping

If you spend more than a minute or 2 wiping you're doing something wrong... Very wrong...

 

[Zeriah]

I do, though not that long. 20 minutes tops usually. I'll usually read a book or grab the paper if everybody else is done with it.

Btw I'm done with my business in about 5 minutes but I'll keep reading for another 15 minutes or so. If you guys questioning how you could ever possibly spent that long on the thing, try it you will see that time flies and it's surprisingly comfortable. Only problem is when your legs fall asleep!