"I'm not pulling a prank, I want to know if I'm going to beat someone up. Now answer, or I wont let Canti save our asses."
Reality TV Show Video Game Edition 3: Anime Invades (closed)
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"Annoyed Statement: They'll be lots of aliens to beat up in a few moments!" Nero said as the pelican took a few hits.
"Panicked Statement: At this rate we'll never make it! This plan was idiotic!" Nero yelled as more ships swarmed on them.
"Commanding Statement: Someone do something! We'll never reach the hanger!"
"Panicked Statement: At this rate we'll never make it! This plan was idiotic!" Nero yelled as more ships swarmed on them.
"Commanding Statement: Someone do something! We'll never reach the hanger!"
The Demoman poked the barrel of his grenade launcher at the persuing Banshees and caught four of them with direct hits, each of which was marked with a "CRITICAL HIT!" text.
"AH'M JASHT THAT GOOD!" shouted Tavish, snapping open his launcher and loading in some new explosives.
"AH'M JASHT THAT GOOD!" shouted Tavish, snapping open his launcher and loading in some new explosives.
Ran sighed. "Alright... Anyone who can, get on the roof of this... thing. We're going to shoot some of them down and clear a path. Come on, Chen." Ran said, as she flew out of the Pelican. Chen followed with a "Yes, Ran-shama!~"
The two of them landed on the top of the ship and looked around at the many numerous ships firing at them all. "Ugh..." Ran said. "Okay, Chen. Let's start." Chen nodded. The two of them began their return fire on the enemy ships with concentrated Danmaku instead of Spread Fire.
The two of them landed on the top of the ship and looked around at the many numerous ships firing at them all. "Ugh..." Ran said. "Okay, Chen. Let's start." Chen nodded. The two of them began their return fire on the enemy ships with concentrated Danmaku instead of Spread Fire.
Morrigan ran towards the opening this time. She called over to Nero, "Let's see if I can take them up close!"
She spread her wings and jumped out into the sky. The wind invigorating her, she dove towards a Banshee and landed on it, then kicked at its hull. Underneath, needless to say, the poor alien's skull was crushed instantly. She jumped to the side and kicked the dented craft at another Bansee, blowing them both up.
"Feel the wrath of clan Aensland!" she shouted, and began to fly around, ripping aircraft to shreds where she could. She made sure to stay close to the Pelican in case of emergency, however.
She spread her wings and jumped out into the sky. The wind invigorating her, she dove towards a Banshee and landed on it, then kicked at its hull. Underneath, needless to say, the poor alien's skull was crushed instantly. She jumped to the side and kicked the dented craft at another Bansee, blowing them both up.
"Feel the wrath of clan Aensland!" she shouted, and began to fly around, ripping aircraft to shreds where she could. She made sure to stay close to the Pelican in case of emergency, however.
"Yes!" Haruko said, whilst punching up into the air. She then put on a quizzical face, cuffing her chin with her index finger and her thumb, thinking about what she should do, "Hmmm..." She snapped her fingers, "Aha!"
She proceeded to kick Canti's robotic back. Naota came plunging out of a...questionable place. Haruko picked him up by his collar, "I need something from you Ta-kun! So stay calm while I do this." Haruko pulled back her arm, in a manner that looked like she was going to punch him. What she actually did was stick her hand into his head from his cranium, and start pulling random junk out
What the- How is she doing that? What IS she doing? What's going on!?" Naota thought.
"Hmm..Nope...Nope....Nuh-uh....What's that doing in here? Nope....Wait, yes, yes AHA!" Haruko exclaimed. She started ripping out a guitar, "Hmm, impressive! Very impressive! Who would've though I'd get something like this!" She had fully ripped out the guitar. A Gibson Flying V to be exact.
She looked towards Marina, and tossed her the Gibson Flying V to Marina, "Could you please do what you did to my guitar, with that Guitar Marina? I plan to kick ass with that, and mine." After saying that, she looked back at Canti, "You can eat him again if you want. If you do, get on the roof of this thing like Tails said and start blowing ships out of the sky.
Canti did eat Naota again, and did get on the roof, and started blowing numerous ships out of the sky.
She proceeded to kick Canti's robotic back. Naota came plunging out of a...questionable place. Haruko picked him up by his collar, "I need something from you Ta-kun! So stay calm while I do this." Haruko pulled back her arm, in a manner that looked like she was going to punch him. What she actually did was stick her hand into his head from his cranium, and start pulling random junk out
What the- How is she doing that? What IS she doing? What's going on!?" Naota thought.
"Hmm..Nope...Nope....Nuh-uh....What's that doing in here? Nope....Wait, yes, yes AHA!" Haruko exclaimed. She started ripping out a guitar, "Hmm, impressive! Very impressive! Who would've though I'd get something like this!" She had fully ripped out the guitar. A Gibson Flying V to be exact.
She looked towards Marina, and tossed her the Gibson Flying V to Marina, "Could you please do what you did to my guitar, with that Guitar Marina? I plan to kick ass with that, and mine." After saying that, she looked back at Canti, "You can eat him again if you want. If you do, get on the roof of this thing like Tails said and start blowing ships out of the sky.
Canti did eat Naota again, and did get on the roof, and started blowing numerous ships out of the sky.
Marina caught the guitar with one hand, and flipped it into the air. "Sure thing, Haruko!" she shouted back. When the guitar fell again, Marina caught it in two hands and immediately began shaking it, like the last time. Like the last time, the guitar gained a soft yellow glow around it, and made a sound like an angel's Chorus sang a note for about 2 seconds. The guitar quivered a bit as the V shape extended out further and the tips became as sharp as the tip of a fine blade. The V shaped snapped out into a slightly wider V, with a flash. The Headstock took on the same transformation as both the ends of the V shape, turning that end into a veritable Spear. the edged of the v shape curved and changed their shape, while barely affecting the look of the instrument, into razor sharp edges, turning that end basically into a double sided Axe, along with the sharp tips of the V. On the back of the guitar, the symbol that was on Red Canti's face engraved itself in and glowed with a blueish light. All the internal compartments were upgraded as well. As well as all this, the guitar shined from the top to the bottom with a newly polished, even coat of Cherry Red paint. The guitar had become a true weapon for battle, and, in it's transformation, it rewarded Marina with a Green Crystal, 10 Blue Crystals, and 10 Red Crystals. After absorbing these into her body, she called out to Haruko. "Here you go! Watch where you grab it!" She said, with a grin, and tossed the newly upgraded Gibson Flying V to Haruko. "I like how that one came out!" she said.
If that doesn't sound like the most badass guitar you'll ever see, I don't know what is.
I was hoping for it to transform into Lord Cake, but that's good to. XD
"I'll be alright!" Haruko said, grinning, while catching the guitar. She inspected it for a little bit, "And I like how it came out too Marina! Better than mine! Good work!"
She walked to the edge of they hanger on the Pelican. She looked out at the battle, raging on, never losing her grin, "Ah...The atmosphere...It smells of WAR!" She said, right before starting up the motors on both guitars. It sounded like two chainsaws starting up. She jumped out, and put her Rickenback beneath her feet. The first thing she did was smash down upon a banshee, and send it to the ground, busted. Then, useing the Flying V, she pierced right through another banshee, heaved it up, and smashed onto yet another banshee.
While she was having fun, being awesome, and destroying everything in her sight, a banshee shot a plasma bomb at her from behind. She heard this, quickly flipped around, and for a second, it seemed like for everyone else, bullet time had occurred. However, not for Haruko. Using the Flying V, she hit the plasma bomb, and sent it right back at the Banshee that had shot it at her. Meanwhile, scientists complained that this could never happen, as Plasma is a solid AND a liquid, and cannot be hit back at something like, say, a baseball could be hit back to a pitcher. Not to mention how it would EXPLODE on impact, and not just bounce back.
However, she is from Fooly Cooly. Science? What science? We have flying guitars that fire rockets/shot guns slugs/machine gun bullets, and robots coming from little boys' heads....
Anyway, the bomb hit the banshee, and made it go boom. That banshee dropped out, and fell onto another banshee, and they both became completely busted.
[HEADING=1] FUCKING BLUE DRIVES MONSTER MOTHER FUCKERS![/HEADING]
Haruko looked as if she was having fun. In fact, she was! She was merrily laughing while smacking Banshees' out of the air. It was almost like she was in heaven, "Laaaaa-lalalalala! La la laaaaa! Ooooooh! I'm so happy! Smacking you guys! HAHAHAHAHA! This is fuuuuuun!" She sang.
However, she may have gotten carried away. While doing this, she was hit by a Banshee's fuel rod cannon projectile. She was engulfed in the blast, and for a few seconds, all you could see was a green explosion around her. She started falling from the sky, knocked out for a second. She didn't seem hurt, but she was in pain. In fact, there wasn't a single scratch on her. However, her clothing was torn up a bit.
She quickly woke up from her unconsciousness, and was greeted by smacking into a Phantom. She started sliding down from it at high speeds. She started scratching, and scratching, trying to hang onto some part of it, "Ah! Come on! Gotta find something before I fall off and DIE!!!" She kept frantically saying.
While doing this, she was holding her Rickenbacker 4001 with her feet, while the Gibson Flying V was falling at the same speed, right next to her.
She noticed the Flying V, grabbed it, and quickly impaled the headstock into the Phantom. To her surprise, she had done so just in time. A second longer, and there would have been little hope. She looked down, hanging on the Flying V, holding her Rickenbacker with her feet, "Phew...Close one." She said.
She jumped up onto the Flying V's neck, throwing the Rickenbacker up, with her feet, and catching it. She pulled the pull cord on the motor to start it back up, and then set it down next to the Flying V. She jumped on the Rickenbacker, and pulled the Flying V out from the Phantom.
She flew up to the top of the Phantom, and looked around, "Wow!....I wonder what this is! It certainly is huge!" She said, before being interrupted by many plasma bolts raining down near her from a Banshee, all luckily missing her. With that little bit of inspiration, she devised a plan to take this thing down. She ran out to the middle of it, screaming at the top of her lungs, "HEY! HEY ALIEN DUDES! LOOK DOWN A ME! FIRE AT ME! I'M WIDE OPEN! I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING AT ALL! I'M LIKE TARGET PRACTICE! COME ON! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FIRE AT ME!!!"
Like she had wanted, the Covenant that heard/saw her started firing as much as they could at her. She was easily dodging them, and, to taunt the covenant, even dancing around, strumming her guitar. As she dodged, the shots and bombs has been hitting the Phantom. She kept doing this, until she felt it moving down. It was done for. She quickly ran, and leaped off of the Phantom, landing on her guitar, and flying away to take down many other Covenant vehicles.
~~~Blue Drives Monster is still playing~~~
However, she may have gotten carried away. While doing this, she was hit by a Banshee's fuel rod cannon projectile. She was engulfed in the blast, and for a few seconds, all you could see was a green explosion around her. She started falling from the sky, knocked out for a second. She didn't seem hurt, but she was in pain. In fact, there wasn't a single scratch on her. However, her clothing was torn up a bit.
She quickly woke up from her unconsciousness, and was greeted by smacking into a Phantom. She started sliding down from it at high speeds. She started scratching, and scratching, trying to hang onto some part of it, "Ah! Come on! Gotta find something before I fall off and DIE!!!" She kept frantically saying.
While doing this, she was holding her Rickenbacker 4001 with her feet, while the Gibson Flying V was falling at the same speed, right next to her.
She noticed the Flying V, grabbed it, and quickly impaled the headstock into the Phantom. To her surprise, she had done so just in time. A second longer, and there would have been little hope. She looked down, hanging on the Flying V, holding her Rickenbacker with her feet, "Phew...Close one." She said.
She jumped up onto the Flying V's neck, throwing the Rickenbacker up, with her feet, and catching it. She pulled the pull cord on the motor to start it back up, and then set it down next to the Flying V. She jumped on the Rickenbacker, and pulled the Flying V out from the Phantom.
She flew up to the top of the Phantom, and looked around, "Wow!....I wonder what this is! It certainly is huge!" She said, before being interrupted by many plasma bolts raining down near her from a Banshee, all luckily missing her. With that little bit of inspiration, she devised a plan to take this thing down. She ran out to the middle of it, screaming at the top of her lungs, "HEY! HEY ALIEN DUDES! LOOK DOWN A ME! FIRE AT ME! I'M WIDE OPEN! I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING AT ALL! I'M LIKE TARGET PRACTICE! COME ON! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FIRE AT ME!!!"
Like she had wanted, the Covenant that heard/saw her started firing as much as they could at her. She was easily dodging them, and, to taunt the covenant, even dancing around, strumming her guitar. As she dodged, the shots and bombs has been hitting the Phantom. She kept doing this, until she felt it moving down. It was done for. She quickly ran, and leaped off of the Phantom, landing on her guitar, and flying away to take down many other Covenant vehicles.
~~~Blue Drives Monster is still playing~~~
"New order," called Morrigan. "Let Haruko do everything! She obviously could, and she needs the exercise anyway!"
"I think landing the ship is apart of doing everything Morrigan!" Haruko yelled to Morrigan, before ripping open a Banshee, and curb-stomping an elite, "Ewwwww, I got blue goo all over my boot!" She jumped off, and free-fell onto a Ghost. She turned around to face the elite, ":|"
"Blarg!?" The elite said, noticing Haruko was blocking his view.
":|"
"WHARG BLARG RAWRG!" The elite went to grab Haruko's ankle, but Haruko held up her foot to block the hand. She then crushed his hand with her boot and kneed the Elite in the head, before she jumped off. She turned around, grinned, and shot a bunch of rockets from both guitars at the Ghost. The ghost skyrocketed up into the air, with the elite screaming at the top of his alien lungs, "BLAAAARG WHAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!!!" Which translates roughly to "SON OF A *****, THIS WILL NOT BE FUN!!!" Or "DEAR PROPHETS, MY SKIN IS BURNING OFF!!!!" Either one will do.
"Man, they've barely even lain a scratch on me!" She said, as she dodged many plasma shots, "You guys COULD try a little harder, you know!"
Of course, though, Haruko wasn't the only one doing anything significant: Revan got into this to. He disabled any banshee that came into sight, and used the force to through it into other vehicles, getting him many double kills, "The pink one is right, they could try a little harder, couldn't they?"
Canti was doing his thing. He was on top of the Pelican, in his Cannon state, gunning down many Covenant.
"Blarg!?" The elite said, noticing Haruko was blocking his view.
":|"
"WHARG BLARG RAWRG!" The elite went to grab Haruko's ankle, but Haruko held up her foot to block the hand. She then crushed his hand with her boot and kneed the Elite in the head, before she jumped off. She turned around, grinned, and shot a bunch of rockets from both guitars at the Ghost. The ghost skyrocketed up into the air, with the elite screaming at the top of his alien lungs, "BLAAAARG WHAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!!!" Which translates roughly to "SON OF A *****, THIS WILL NOT BE FUN!!!" Or "DEAR PROPHETS, MY SKIN IS BURNING OFF!!!!" Either one will do.
"Man, they've barely even lain a scratch on me!" She said, as she dodged many plasma shots, "You guys COULD try a little harder, you know!"
Of course, though, Haruko wasn't the only one doing anything significant: Revan got into this to. He disabled any banshee that came into sight, and used the force to through it into other vehicles, getting him many double kills, "The pink one is right, they could try a little harder, couldn't they?"
Canti was doing his thing. He was on top of the Pelican, in his Cannon state, gunning down many Covenant.
Marina needed a gun, as she could not fly, per say, and just jump off and fly back up. "ANYONE GOT A GUN?!" She shouted.
Ran was currently on the ground, taking on a large group of Sanghelli that were currently charging at her with weapons drawn, some on Ghosts. She sighed, as she floated slightly above the ground, her hands in her sleeves, floating SEEMINGLY aimlessly, and dodging most of the shots shot at her, and the VERY Few that did hit her were too light to cause much damage to her powerful Youkai body. "All of you charging me at once, that's hardly fair... CHEEEN!" She shouted. In almost an instant, Chen flew in, wrapped in some kind of Energy, kind of like flying in DBZ, and landed next to Ran. "Yes, Ran-Shama?!~" Ran patted her head, with no sign of a nosebleed. "Why don't you help me here, Chen." She said, smirking a bit. Chen understood the plan, immediatly, and jumped where she was, with a big smile on her face. "Ueah! Yeah! Let's do it!" She said, excitedly. Ran patted her head again, then moved her hand off her head. She didn't put them back in her sleeves and, instead, spread her fingers wide , accentuating her claws. The veins in her hands bulged and she chuckled. "You can go now, Chen." Chen gave one last laugh, before she leaped up into the air and began spinning, extremely fast. She didn't fall back down to the Earth and, instead, took off like a car straight into the Sanghelli, leaving a little white trail, that eventually vanished, behind her. She battered into the Sanghelli, cutting through their armour, and knocking them to the ground, severely injuring them.
Ran had begun her Assault by Firing Large danmaku orbs Precisely at Sanghelli, in rapid fire. She wasn't going to bother with a Spellcard right now. Since the Spellcard rules did not apply, most of the Sanghelli were mangled horribly and burned when they got hit by the giant orbs of Magic. Alot of the braver Sanghelli attempted to make a Mad dash at her. The ones that managed to get close enough, she rammed her claws through, right through the armour and their flesh. She tossed aside the ones she ran her hands through and continued her assult. Between her and Chen, the Sanghelli were dying quickly. Needless to say, though, they both were taking Damage from the constant fire.
Ran was currently on the ground, taking on a large group of Sanghelli that were currently charging at her with weapons drawn, some on Ghosts. She sighed, as she floated slightly above the ground, her hands in her sleeves, floating SEEMINGLY aimlessly, and dodging most of the shots shot at her, and the VERY Few that did hit her were too light to cause much damage to her powerful Youkai body. "All of you charging me at once, that's hardly fair... CHEEEN!" She shouted. In almost an instant, Chen flew in, wrapped in some kind of Energy, kind of like flying in DBZ, and landed next to Ran. "Yes, Ran-Shama?!~" Ran patted her head, with no sign of a nosebleed. "Why don't you help me here, Chen." She said, smirking a bit. Chen understood the plan, immediatly, and jumped where she was, with a big smile on her face. "Ueah! Yeah! Let's do it!" She said, excitedly. Ran patted her head again, then moved her hand off her head. She didn't put them back in her sleeves and, instead, spread her fingers wide , accentuating her claws. The veins in her hands bulged and she chuckled. "You can go now, Chen." Chen gave one last laugh, before she leaped up into the air and began spinning, extremely fast. She didn't fall back down to the Earth and, instead, took off like a car straight into the Sanghelli, leaving a little white trail, that eventually vanished, behind her. She battered into the Sanghelli, cutting through their armour, and knocking them to the ground, severely injuring them.
Ran had begun her Assault by Firing Large danmaku orbs Precisely at Sanghelli, in rapid fire. She wasn't going to bother with a Spellcard right now. Since the Spellcard rules did not apply, most of the Sanghelli were mangled horribly and burned when they got hit by the giant orbs of Magic. Alot of the braver Sanghelli attempted to make a Mad dash at her. The ones that managed to get close enough, she rammed her claws through, right through the armour and their flesh. She tossed aside the ones she ran her hands through and continued her assult. Between her and Chen, the Sanghelli were dying quickly. Needless to say, though, they both were taking Damage from the constant fire.
Six flew into the hangar of the flagship, then brought it down quick. Its, metal hull screeched as it slid over the floor. Jun and emile got out shooting, six came out after. he threw a grenade at a squad of grunts. The 2 of them blew up, the other two ran around, flailing their arms before emile shot them in the head with his shotgun.
Jun aimed in and shott a brute in the head, he followed that with a chest shot to kill it.
Jun aimed in and shott a brute in the head, he followed that with a chest shot to kill it.
Haruko was flying around, happily smashing up Banshees' to oblivion. She wasn't in the slightest bit tired like any human would be. In fact, it seemed like she was getting more and more energetic by each kill. She soon had come upon a group of, say, ten banshees' and ten ghosts, sitting there. "WARDGH BLARG SWHARG." The one in front yelled out to Haruko. Since the Sanghelli language is hard to translate, this might not be correct, but we're trying out best. It would roughly translate out to: "Foolish human! You may have been killing us mercilessly abd easily before, but not now! Die!"
Haruko had a confused face on, but then made up what it meant, "Ooooooh! You want to challenge me! Well then, I accept! Just try your hardest, K? This is getting kinda boring as this really isn't a challenge."
"WAGRGH BLARG!!!!" Rough translation: "SHOOT HER DOWN!" All the vehicles swarming Haruko began firing at her with everything they had. Plasma shots, rockets, bombs, everything. Haruko waited until the last minute to move, but she dodged every shot effortlessly. When she got past all those shot, she brought up her guitar(Rickenbacker) and fired a rocket at roughly 5 ghost, then a second one about 2 seconds later. They were all blown to hell.
She backed up, then looked to the side to see a ghost running as fast as it could to try and ram her. She shot at it with her shotgun mechanism, the entire front of the ghost and the elite's head were damaged beyond repair. She looked up and did the same with a banshee flying down to take her out.
A group of Elites dog-piled on to her, every one of their guns pointed at her ready to fire in an instant, "BLARG!!!!" Or, in English "FIRE! FIRE ALREADY!" Before they could all fire, a hellish explosion happened. Haruko shot a rocket at the ground. Every single one of the elites that had attacked her, except for one, were in pieces all over the battle field. She looked at the elite that was still alive, the elite that had oredered the attack, and smiled smugly.
"Blarg wharg harg...." In English: "You can't be real..." Said the Elite. However, she was real. She held up three of her fingers, and began to countdown "Three..." She put down one of her fingers, "Two..." She put down her second finger, "1..." She put down her last finger. The Elite went to fire, but before he could, a ghost that she had blown up before, with the elite screaming in pain, fell on the Elite leader and crushed him. Haruko then shot the Elite who was in the falling ghost in the face.
"Heh. They just can't catch a break, can they?" She said, before walking away, every thing that posed potential lethality missing her by inches, "I'm gonna take a break. I wonder what I should do during my break...Oh!" She pointed up towards Ran and Chen, "I could brag to them, with the chance of annoying them, about how they couldn't POSSIBLY reach my kill count! I think I'll do that!"
She started up the motor on her Rickenbacker, and flew towards Ran and Chen. She mocked them first by flying up front to them, and dodging every danmaku orb effortlessly. She then flew around them, and started taunting them, "You know, you two could REALLY pick up the pace here, It's almost like I'm doing everything! Come on, I wanna share the fun with everyone, but I can't really do that if everyone is slacking off."
Haruko had a confused face on, but then made up what it meant, "Ooooooh! You want to challenge me! Well then, I accept! Just try your hardest, K? This is getting kinda boring as this really isn't a challenge."
"WAGRGH BLARG!!!!" Rough translation: "SHOOT HER DOWN!" All the vehicles swarming Haruko began firing at her with everything they had. Plasma shots, rockets, bombs, everything. Haruko waited until the last minute to move, but she dodged every shot effortlessly. When she got past all those shot, she brought up her guitar(Rickenbacker) and fired a rocket at roughly 5 ghost, then a second one about 2 seconds later. They were all blown to hell.
She backed up, then looked to the side to see a ghost running as fast as it could to try and ram her. She shot at it with her shotgun mechanism, the entire front of the ghost and the elite's head were damaged beyond repair. She looked up and did the same with a banshee flying down to take her out.
A group of Elites dog-piled on to her, every one of their guns pointed at her ready to fire in an instant, "BLARG!!!!" Or, in English "FIRE! FIRE ALREADY!" Before they could all fire, a hellish explosion happened. Haruko shot a rocket at the ground. Every single one of the elites that had attacked her, except for one, were in pieces all over the battle field. She looked at the elite that was still alive, the elite that had oredered the attack, and smiled smugly.
"Blarg wharg harg...." In English: "You can't be real..." Said the Elite. However, she was real. She held up three of her fingers, and began to countdown "Three..." She put down one of her fingers, "Two..." She put down her second finger, "1..." She put down her last finger. The Elite went to fire, but before he could, a ghost that she had blown up before, with the elite screaming in pain, fell on the Elite leader and crushed him. Haruko then shot the Elite who was in the falling ghost in the face.
"Heh. They just can't catch a break, can they?" She said, before walking away, every thing that posed potential lethality missing her by inches, "I'm gonna take a break. I wonder what I should do during my break...Oh!" She pointed up towards Ran and Chen, "I could brag to them, with the chance of annoying them, about how they couldn't POSSIBLY reach my kill count! I think I'll do that!"
She started up the motor on her Rickenbacker, and flew towards Ran and Chen. She mocked them first by flying up front to them, and dodging every danmaku orb effortlessly. She then flew around them, and started taunting them, "You know, you two could REALLY pick up the pace here, It's almost like I'm doing everything! Come on, I wanna share the fun with everyone, but I can't really do that if everyone is slacking off."
"Slacking off?" Demoman asked, feeling noticably pissed. "Yer stealing the damn spotlight! We can't do ANYTHING that compares to yeh, and yeh expect us to fight?"