Marina needed a gun, so she looked around the pelican for something to use. At first, it seemed as though the heavily armed military vessel, which makes absolutely no sense, until she picked up the sound of moaning, coming from somewhere. She looked around for the sound, as it grew louder, and louder, until, she reached the wall. But the sound was the loudest from right there. What could it be? She looked at the wall, questioningly, and, eventually, found a little slot for something. ":|" She put her hand in it and tugged a bit, which opened a SECRET DOOR! *Zelda Discovery music*. Inside this secret compartment, she found the most beautiful thing she had ever witnessed. inside, was Mr.T, Captain Planet, and Bill from Contra riding on a magical, pink, robot Unicorn with rainbow wings and no snout, it had only an Abe face. She stared in awe as this majestic beast rode out with it passengers made from the very cores of Awesome in a trail of glowing rainbow sprinkles and burning fire. Behind them, they left but one gun, and said gun smelled of Old Spice, the smell of man. It was a small Battle rifle with enough ammo to keep her going for as many times as I want her to fire in this entire season. She picked it up with two hands, and cradled it, like it was a sacred abject, and held it above her head. "...Fuck yeah." *ZELDA TREASURE MUSIC*
