Really Girls? A Tuning Fork?

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm more weirded out by them carrying sex toys around in their handbags. Why would you need a sexy toy on short notice? Surely those are things you use in the privacy of your home? So needing them 'on the fly' to the point where they regularly reside in your handbag is just... weird. Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with women?

 

[sassafrasses]

my favorite item on that list was the Vampire Voodoo Doll lol

 

[INGSOC225]

Surely you can not grasp the sheer AWESOMENESS of the Tuning Fork! 8D

*bows down*

I am in a choir where we learn all of out music though tuning fork.
All bow Down Indeed!

*Bows down as well*

 

[Radelaide]

Things I keep in my handbag:
Wallet
Keys
Lipstick
Two lip balms
Coldsore patches (as I'm prone)
Bandaids
Hair bands, clips and a brush
6+ pens
Work stuff (nametag, etc)

There's probably more stuff, but that's all I can remember. How about that?

 

[Twilight_guy]

If someone is a vocalist I can understand having a tuning fork. I'm not sure why it's necessary otherwise. I honestly think that if you really have that much crap people should have a backpack. Yeah its not as easy to get at, but most backpacks offers more space, less shoulder pain, and better organization then a purses. Maybe that's just my male mind at work though. Quick question to feminists... can a man wear a purse?

 

[Biosophilogical]

Essentials including keys, tissues and make-up were carried alongside sex toys, porn videos, spare
knickers, tarot cards, dog biscuits and a piano tuning fork - just in case.

One of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

A tuning fork? But... if one had a sex toy, why would one need a tuning fork? I mean, other than to actually tune a piano.

By that same logic, why bother with a sex toy. Just go with the tuning fork and you've got both bases covered and if someone looks in your handbag you only have to answer "Why do you have a tuning fork", rather than "Why is there a dildo in your handbag?" (Maybe you asked a friend to grab your phone out because your hands are full)

 

[vxicepickxv]

I can fake a tuning fork with a land line. Pick up in the states for concert A440, which is basically an F note.

 

[Lil devils x_v1legacy]

That is so outdated. Don't they know we shouldn't put our toys in our purse? We wear them now. Hands free FTW. Damn grannies, what on earth are they teaching girls these days? Putting that in your purse is NASTY. Besides, why would you want it in there when we can wear them all the time now?

 

[Phishfood]

I decided to kill two birds with one stone and make the worlds first tuning fork vibrator. Just in case a situation ever came up where I required both.

I almost never carry a bag, and when I do I prefer a drawstring backpack.
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I just don't have that much stuff.

Maybe I go to the wrong parts of the internet, but I'm pretty sure you are far too late to call that "world's first".

 

[Cheskaz]

Most days i have a guitar tuner in my bag, but that's because most days i also bring my ukulele to school...

 

[zeldagirl]

I'm more weirded out by them carrying sex toys around in their handbags. Why would you need a sexy toy on short notice? Surely those are things you use in the privacy of your home? So needing them 'on the fly' to the point where they regularly reside in your handbag is just... weird. Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with women?

You're assuming all women only have sex in *their* house. They could easily be bringing it to their partner's house. Or they enjoy sneaking sex in public places or places that are not their house. Not actually all that weird.

 

[darth.pixie]

I think this is clearly a case of Crazy Prepared...

I think my sister is guilty of most of these. I don't think I want to know, though.

Always have clean knickers on, in case you get hit by a bus. If you die with unsuitable knickers on, you will surely die of shame when people find out!

At least, that's what my mummy taught me...

Unless you're a witch. Then you know exactly when you're going to die so you can wear any pair of knickers you wish.

 

[Vault101]

sex toys?

anyway the only thing I really carry around in mine is gum wrappers and the basics like phone wallet and Ipod

 

[Lil devils x_v1legacy]

I'm more weirded out by them carrying sex toys around in their handbags. Why would you need a sexy toy on short notice? Surely those are things you use in the privacy of your home? So needing them 'on the fly' to the point where they regularly reside in your handbag is just... weird. Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with women?

You're assuming all women only have sex in *their* house. They could easily be bringing it to their partner's house. Or they enjoy sneaking sex in public places or places that are not their house. Not actually all that weird.

Yes, but when you are going to anothers house you bring your "special briefcase". You don't keep that stuff in something as unsanitary as a purse. That is just eewww. Besides, you can't fit the whole box of fun into a purse unless you are carrying a suitcase instead of a handbag. LOL

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm more weirded out by them carrying sex toys around in their handbags. Why would you need a sexy toy on short notice? Surely those are things you use in the privacy of your home? So needing them 'on the fly' to the point where they regularly reside in your handbag is just... weird. Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with women?

You're assuming all women only have sex in *their* house. They could easily be bringing it to their partner's house. Or they enjoy sneaking sex in public places or places that are not their house. Not actually all that weird.

...nope. No, it's still weird. Transporting said sexual aid from one house to another is acceptable, but carrying it around for sex in public places is a thought that fills me with terror. Terror that I will one day be innocently going about my day and discover a couple engaged in sex so blatant that it needs to involve props.

Obviously I'm not the voice of the common female by any stretch of your interpretation of the word 'female', but I would think its common sense that if you're shagging in public, maybe its best to keep shit simple. When you start involving outside aid, it all becomes harder to deny your actions if you happen to be discovered, to the point that you'll be walked in on while handcuffed naked to a public toilet's plumbing with a tuning fork up your front bottom..

Plus the thing mentions stuff that they just carry around. It's never mentioned "I carry it around when going to a place I'll need it" so I am left to assume that there are women on my high street wandering around with vibrating glow-in-the-dark[footnote]I naturally assume all dildos are vibrating and glow-in-the-dark[/footnote] sex aids sequestered within their unassuming handbags "just in case" they might need it for wild and spontaneous public sex.

Forgive me, but that thought disturbs me significantly.

 

[EHKOS]

Lets see, I have cash, ID, and a punch card for Disc Replay in my wallet. It used to have an Edge card until I learned Gamestop is ripping me off.

 

[Erana]

I used to have duct tape, a telescope, a knife, and a small gundam in my purse...

It just kinds of accumulates. Purses are much bigger than you'd think.

 

[justnotcricket]

Although I acknowledge that one's handbag almost inevitably does end up filled with random stuff (until you have a cleanout), I would like to mention that every single boyfriend I have ever had has ended up asking something like 'can I put my sunglasses in your bag?' or 'do you have [item slightly to large to be carried comfortably in a pocket]?'. So men can stop making fun of handbags, since it seems they won't pass up the opportunity to contribute to the detritus they contain ;-P

As for sex toys...it's never occurred to me to carry around something like that *ordinarily* in my handbag - not least because:

1) Your hands are with you all the time anyway... ;-)

2) There's decent potential for embarrassing moments when you go to pull out your lip balm or some other item, and it turns out that it wasn't a lip balm...or that something falls out instead... =P

 

[zeldagirl]

I'm more weirded out by them carrying sex toys around in their handbags. Why would you need a sexy toy on short notice? Surely those are things you use in the privacy of your home? So needing them 'on the fly' to the point where they regularly reside in your handbag is just... weird. Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with women?

You're assuming all women only have sex in *their* house. They could easily be bringing it to their partner's house. Or they enjoy sneaking sex in public places or places that are not their house. Not actually all that weird.

Yes, but when you are going to anothers house you bring your "special briefcase". You don't keep that stuff in something as unsanitary as a purse. That is just eewww. Besides, you can't fit the whole box of fun into a purse unless you are carrying a suitcase instead of a handbag. LOL

You do know that you clean those, right?