Really Girls? A Tuning Fork?

[Kevonovitch]

maybe they like being a'tuned to the right frequency /badumtish. /bows.

 

[Trolldor]

Let's see... wallet, house keys, car keys, phone, pen, notepad, lip balm, nail clippers. No sex toys. No voodoo dolls.

...and if this list is anything to go by, you're the weird one.

 

[Kevonovitch]

Let's see... wallet, house keys, car keys, phone, pen, notepad, lip balm, nail clippers. No sex toys. No voodoo dolls.

...and if this list is anything to go by, you're the weird one.

yeah, no sex toys? seriously, thoes are almost just as common to be in a purse now a'days as tampons.

 

[Frankster]

Guys just "think" they talk. Girls are pros.

In boarding school my class was 27 girls and 3 other guys, 1 of which was extremely gay.

So spent more time then was healthy in female company and can back this up: yes, they truly talk about everything and are rather open minded.

ex:Here I was thinking I was edgy by drawing the conversation towards stripclubs, that the girls would agree, think its hot, would want to go see them with me (which happened btw was a rather funny experience too hehe), and then steer the conversation to the joys of anal and if they would do it (1/3rd of the girls in the conversation said they would be up for doing it 1 day), and then they would go into details about the risks involved and the steps needed to avoid unnecessary damage... Eww. Oh and the juicy anecdotes *shudders*

Oh and I used to have a stressreliever thingy in the form of a breast we affectionably called "boobie", it was the girls that loved to squeeze it the most! Was funny seeing it passed around class.

 

[idodo35]

well ya know what they say you can never know when youl run into a situation that requires a piano key! (or it can also replace the sex toys but they wont admit that!)

 

[Triangulon]

wow.. when reading the title for a second i thought it was going to be a tuning fork as a sex toy.. but what you actually posted is even more funny

That is exactly what I thought too! I have to say this doesn't seem to be that crazy to me, when I consider what is in my Man Drawer...

 

[Spade Lead]

wow.. when reading the title for a second i thought it was going to be a tuning fork as a sex toy.. but what you actually posted is even more funny

I don't know about FUNNIER, but I had the same thought, and that made me all warm and fuzzy inside... Off to Google...

 

[Nouw]

Surely you can not grasp the sheer AWESOMENESS of the Tuning Fork! 8D

*bows down*

I am in a choir where we learn all of out music though tuning fork.
All bow Down Indeed!

*Bows down as well*

Don't forget me! It kept me awake during Choir practice!

 

[CouchCommando]

All I can recall about weird things in girls handbags was when I was working on my car ,and when I was changing my air filter, I was looking for a small spanner, my girlfriend who had just dropped by produced one from her handbag. It was one of those "..." moments.
I guess some ladies just like been prepared.
As I have seen other ladies up end their purses to only reveal kfc refresher towels, when searching for some thing, I think the guy who brought up the tardis may have been onto something.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

all i have to say to that is, a girl needs to be prepared! hell i carry a gun in my purse.

 

[Keava]

Always have clean knickers on, in case you get hit by a bus. If you die with unsuitable knickers on, you will surely die of shame when people find out!

At least, that's what my mummy taught me...

That's so like Three Witches sub series of Discworld, i don't remember was it Granny Weatherwax or Nanny Ogg always saying something along the lines...

 

[SpikeyGirl]

Snip (stuff about girls talking about girly stuff in a class with more girls than guys)

Funny story actually, waiting for my computing exam with my class who are all guys. One of them was complaining abut his English class being full of girls and female teachers who have very girly conversations. This somehow lead onto a discussion, between the guys in my class, about feminine stuff. I'm just glad they didn't ask me questions.

all i have to say to that is, a girl needs to be prepared! hell i carry a gun in my purse.

If only the gun laws weren't so strict here
I don't have a purse and I rarely use a handbag but my school bag collects random stuff, like a bottle opener, screwdriver(sadly not sonic), lollies(Surprisingly useful for when a teacher tries bribing you to get work done), a ping pong ball, nail polish and nail polish remover, pipecleaners, some all purpose glue and the list goes on

 

[Alon Shechter]

I expected a fork that tunes itself and a "Back to kitchen" joke along with it.

[small]Yeah I have no idea what the heck is a tuning fork[/small]

 

[Polarity27]

I'm more weirded out by them carrying sex toys around in their handbags. Why would you need a sexy toy on short notice? Surely those are things you use in the privacy of your home? So needing them 'on the fly' to the point where they regularly reside in your handbag is just... weird. Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with women?

Does it count if you actually use it as a massager? A vibrator is the best thing in the world for tension headaches. No, really! Scalp and temples, it releases the pressure points. That would be the only reason I've had one in my handbag.

 

[AngryMongoose]

I've got a tuning fork in my cutlery draw. It's invaluable for food preparation.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

I've got a tuning fork in my cutlery draw. It's invaluable for food preparation.

You tune your food?
Like your sitting there in the house and think hmm i fancy a bacon sarny in b flat?!

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How do you tune soup? S

 

[Erana]

I used to have duct tape, a telescope, a knife, and a small gundam in my purse...

I must know more. Was it yours, how did you acquire it, why did you carry it and are you single?

I'm an Asian studies minor in undergrad. We had a sister school in Japan, so the East Asia trips went there for a few-week visit. I was at a gashapon store and got a teenie tiny gundam which just happens to be a three-inch version of the same robot as the giant gundam was modeled after. :3

 

[electric_warrior]

What's wrong with having a tuning fork? Sometimes a tuning knife and a tuning spoon just won't do!

Badum-tish