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fallouthirteen

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I'd say Fable 2, it's the worst game I've played that isn't really cliched. I mean everyone knows games like Superman 64 and E.T. are bad, they don't even really need to be listed. But I mean Fable 2, if you look at it as a game and not however the fans of the game see it, it's really terrible.

To get money you start out by doing the most boring minigames ever, then you let the game essentially play itself. And the combat, didn't die once (or use a resurrection potion) and I played the entire thing by moving forward and attacking. Not great from a technical standpoint either, not sure if it's the framerate or what, but when you rotate the camera there is a huge noticeable drop in graphical performance. NPC interaction is another thing, fart at them a few times and you have a mob of people surrounding and praising you making doing things a bit more difficult.

Suppose I didn't need to go into all that detail, but really, it's my most hated game ever and I can't see how anyone thinks it's a decent game.
 

Wintermoot

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unplayable when you are left handed.
and I think I,m the first recommending this.
if you are wondering why I know this I am left handed there are more bad things about it (like dialog progressing slowly and being unskippable even if you already read it and operations without a pause button)
if you want to cut people up in a DS game stick with TCUK.

also Ninety Nine Night,s BOOOOORING!!!!!!
 

Julianking93

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If you can get your hands on it, Action 52.
Possibly the worst game ever. Or maybe the Kaltron 6 in 1.
No, that's the worst game ever. So do that one!
 

Zanderinfal

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Julianking93 said:
If you can get your hands on it, Action 52.
Possibly the worst game ever. Or maybe the Kaltron 6 in 1.
No, that's the worst game ever. So do that one!
I shit you not, I saw some gameplay and thought "Can this badly designed idea POSSIBLY get ANY WORSE?!"

It could not.
 

Boxer.H1x

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weker said:
Deadly Premonition, hang on its great... and awful... but its soo good.... god dam iv just created a large conundrum.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood?from=Main.ptitlethsq3mffp09i

Could this be what you meant?
 

Julianking93

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halofreak123 said:
I shit you not, I saw some gameplay and thought "Can this badly designed idea POSSIBLY get ANY WORSE?!"

It could not.
It does. It gets much much worse.
The games are just rip offs of things like Space Harrier, Gradius and other random arcade platformers. It's like someone thought while playing Gradius, "Man, this is good, but I sure do wish it sucked" and made a shit game off it.
Or they just wanted money. :p
 

ThePurpleStuff

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I haven't played this recently since I want to get as far away as possible, but its called "Yummy Yummy Cooking Jam" from the wiiware virtual console. Why is it bad? Only four levels with 4 stages in them, the last stage is impossible to finish, you will never get past it, EVER. For 10 dollars, doesn't sound like very much, but I still feel ripped off to this day.
 

sketch_zeppelin

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Deadly Preminition. It's one of those bad games thats bizzar enough to keep you playing just to find out how weird it gets. Its technically a survial horror/mystery game. Its dirt cheap now so you won't have to worry about breaking the bank for it.
 

TacticalAssassin1

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Frontlines: Fuel of war.
So bad, I never even finished it.
The only other game I've done that is with Sniper: Ghost Warrior or whatever it's called.
Both are (IMO) horrible games.
But Frontlines: Fuel of war is just 4 bucks on Steam today which is pretty darn cheap, so I recommend you pick it up while the sale is still on.
 

Kahunaburger

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GodEmperor47 said:
Kahunaburger said:
Leole said:
Dragon Age 2.
And I'm not kidding. All you need to know about that game is in this thread [http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon-Age-II/Dragon-Age-II-General-Discussion/Dragon-Age-2-Romances-confirmed-6046067-1.html]. Those are written by the actual writers of the game. Peruse at your own risk.
So what you're saying is you don't understand that these stories aren't actually part of the game, and you don't know what "average" means so you resort to bad. Neat.
Those stories are by the writers of the game, and they read like bad fanfic.

Here's a paragraph from one of the stories:

The first pair of open shutters he saw and Fenris dived through. He landed in a kitchen filled with the smell of baking bread, and a human woman screamed as he rolled to his feet. No doubt the sight of an elf in skintight armor, carrying a blade almost as large as himself, wasn?t a welcome sight. He got to his feet and noticed the surprisingly comely woman, dressed in a nightgown that revealed more of her cleavage than she no doubt expected, pressing against the wall.
I would not let the person who wrote that anywhere near the script for the highly anticipated sequel to a better-than-average RPG. If you did, you might end up with stuff like this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKbbGX4Wz0Y].
 

TheLoneBeet

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Arc the Lad: End of Darkness.. I bought it and just.. hated it. Worst game I can ever remember playing. I didn't quit right away either I played like a good eight hours and after realizing I just didn't give a shit anymore I stopped playing and never picked it back up.
 

TheTim

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henritje said:

unplayable when you are left handed.
and I think I,m the first recommending this.
If its unplayable when you are left handed, why is the box art a left handed guy? =0