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Sleekgiant

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ABLb0y said:
Hi, I've recently started a game reviewing site, and as all my reviews so far have been positive (Even the one i did of Kane and lynch 2) I would like to get all my venom out. So... What's the worst game you've played recently?
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants

Do a review on this, guaranteed lulz
 

NuclearPenguin

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ABLb0y said:
Jakub324 said:
Legendary or Alpha Protocol. Some of the worst games I've ever played.
I'm gunna go with Alpha Protocol... It's just so... bad.
Im so confused..
You just said Kane & Lynch 2 & Dragon Age 2 are good but.. Alpha Protocol is... Bad?!
I know you're entitled to your opinion but even if I don't enjoy a game I can see why others would like it.
I cannot do that with Kane & Lynch, Dragon Age 2 I can see hack & slash fans trying to seem smart liking it..
Bah.

Actually, you could try Dungeons & Dragons Daggerdale.
D's everywhere.
Its basically Barrel Destruction Simulator 2.0
A Hack & Slash game without the hacking & slashing.
A roleplaying game without the roleplaying.

Im gonna stop now.
 

StormShaun

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If you really want to die...

Try Two Worlds....

Ugh, I must now wash my mouth with soap.
 

Zyntoxic

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"Valhalla" by Paradox... I practically got it for free and I still feel cheated because the game sucked so bad
 

ecoho

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Chelsea O said:
ABLb0y said:
Kahunaburger said:
Leole said:
Dragon Age 2.
And I'm not kidding. All you need to know about that game is in this thread [http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon-Age-II/Dragon-Age-II-General-Discussion/Dragon-Age-2-Romances-confirmed-6046067-1.html]. Those are written by the actual writers of the game. Peruse at your own risk.
I liked Dragon age 2. I'm sorry, but just remember i'm the same guy who liked Dog Days.
DA2 is only bad by comparison to origins,and even then it isn't bad,just rushed.

OT:too human
well to be fair too human is a great dont think about it beat em up so, its not a realy bad game just horriblely marketed and has some large design flaws (i would give it a 3 out of 5 just for some of the shit you can do in that game)
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C&C4 cant believe i didnt think of this one right off.......
 
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Homefront.

It's fugly, the attempts at emotion by the characters are cringe worthy, the gameplay is shit, the story is preposterous and is generally a game that made me want to hurl. Knock yourself out mate.
 

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hazabaza1 said:
Hydrophobia.
Doesn't even seem too awful from what I've played, it's just... dull. So very very dull.
The gameplay pretty decent, but the voice acting....Oh god the voice acting....
I can't play the game because the voice acting is too unbearable.

OT:I've been told that Homefront and Brink are pretty bad. Personally, I think Battle: Los Angeles is quite shite meself.
 

Mr Companion

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Alpha Protocol is interesting enough you will want to play through it, but is bursting with things that make you wanna scream. In that respect its the perfect game for you to pummel in a review.
 

Supernova2000

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X3: Reunion, a space flight sim with the explorative freedom of a concentration camp because all interstellar traffic is arbitrarily bottle-necked into a restrictive network of space gates, as well as just being pathetically slow and whose idea of fast travel is a retarded fast forward button.
 

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Brentpool said:
Dante's Inferno

I seem to be the only one that likes Dante's Inferno. I enjoyed the fat you played as a dick and the levels were interesting and varied.................. But if we're gonna go on about awful games.

Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
 

Griffolion

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ABLb0y said:
Hi, I've recently started a game reviewing site, and as all my reviews so far have been positive (Even the one i did of Kane and lynch 2) I would like to get all my venom out. So... What's the worst game you've played recently?
The best one I could give is anything with "Call of Duty" written on it that was released post 2007.
 

vioray

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Still Life 2. not only is it a disapointing sequel, it's one of the very worst games ever. firstly it pisses all over the cliffhanger ending of the previous game by completely ignoring it for most of the game until resolving it in the most obvious and predictible manner during a brief flashback half-way through a completely unconnected plot. a plot which is little more than an excuse to attempt to make a Saw video game, forcing it into a genre it doesn't fit into and filling it with awful trial and error timed sequences and a terribly designed inventory limit

Dragon Age 2 isn't exactly a bad game but is a hugely disapointing one, same as unmodded Oblivion (thankfully Bethesda at least had sense to give fans a toolkit to fix the flaws though)
 

John the Gamer

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_notable_for_negative_reception

Yay for me.
I can honestly say I've never played any of those games. One of my least favorites: Empire Earth 3.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games
Angry birds has been sold 250 million times, WHAT? That's alot.
 

CoL0sS

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Shaso40 said:
Bad, or just frustrating?
"I wanna be the guy" will drive you crazy!
THIS !

Togusa09 said:
Pariah? It was just a UT2004 reskin where the plot at the start of the game had no logical connection to the plot at the end. The gameplay wasn't too bad, cause it was nicked from UT2004, but the lack of logical connection bugged me the entire game.
And that cliffhanger ending still haunts me XD

I don't usually play awful games (can't rent them so I have to be careful about my purchases), but here are some from the lower end of the shit spectrum: Final Fantasy XIII, Soldier Of Fortune:payback, D&D:Daggerdale

Ones I dislike: Two Worlds 2/Divinity 2, Dungeon Siege III, Dragon Age 2, most of the recent generic FPS (Homefront,CODs after 4,Duke Nukem Forever)