Reccomend me an awful game

[Asti]

Two Worlds, the first one. I can't even think of where to start with that game other than I will stab somebody if I hear "mayhap" in that god awful voice acting again.

My thoughts exactly. I don't ever want to hear the phrase "Pray, tell me friend" or "prithee" again.

 

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

Knight Rider (PC), Blur (PC), The Darkness (PS3).

I'm sure there's more I can't remember, but they'll probably get mentioned anyway at some point.

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

Oh, easy, Desert Bus. Enjoy releasing some venom!

This, this, a million times this.

Also:

-Daikatana You might of heard of this debacle.

-American McGee Presents: Bad Day L.A. Could have been chaotic fun. It wasn't.

-Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks: A friend of mine got this as a gag gift, and we definitely laughed since it was free; but if it had cost a single penny the "gag" in "gag gift" would not refer to a funny little prank. This is one of those games where you say "This got sold commercially!?" Still, "Cows with giant teeth that spew green blood and eat rednecks" is funny for a minute or two, but I haven't seen anyone actually try and review it after a long play session.

 

[Gaderael]

Rise Of The Argonauts on the PC. Buggy piece of crap. Good thing I only spent five dollars on it. Or Mercenaries 2.

 

[Zeema]

Front Mission Evolved ... the first game in the Front Mission series to be a complete pile of crap.

i was so unhappy with that game i was so ready for it and it was shocking

OT: Dragonball Z Games as of late

please just make DBZ budokai 4

 

[kebab4you]

"4 minutes and 33 seconds of uniqueness". come on, play it. review it. send me the link. it's the worst game ever. seriously. srs bsns.

I won it!... jay?

Uhh shitty game... hmm ILLBLEED, not a bad game but I can call it an awful game.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Custer's Revenge, seriously that game was flawed since its conception. Someone should have been punished for that.

Wasnt that the game where were raping an indian (native american) against a cactus? If thats right, then yes, horrible horrible game
Hmm... I would probably pick Portal...... BAAAH!!! Burned, no, I would probably pick Euro Truck Simulator. Try'n beat that

 

[thedevilscousin]

Mace griffith: bounty hounter
And pretty much every game made by 505 games(seriously, check out one game in particular, bikini girl. It would make a hilarious review)

 

[Aphantas]

For a complete failure at being a horror game play Cursed Mountain for the Wii. It combines Buddist art inspired monsters, No real difficultly and infinite magical laser beams. Who the hell thought magic laser beams belonged in a horror game, let alone infinite ammo?.
For the silliest puzzle solutions ever try "Gabriel Knight: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned"

 

[AMX58]

uhh lets see whats one game i could not stand playing oh yeah pokaman snap for N64 i was like 10 when i got and i said what the hell when i got the game and i still hate to this day

 

[vioray]

can't believe I forgot to mention this one [http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/12/04/crap-shoot-the-you-testament] in my post...

 

[Legendairy314]

Just go to the bargain bin over at your local game store. I'm sure there's enough shovelware to keep you occupied and miserable for a long long time.

 

[anon_gamer1001]

a lesser man would say that the ps3 is better than the xbox, but in all reality they are prettymuch the same. MGS4 is a bad game because of a overworked concept, poor controls, very long cutscenes, and a miserable plot.

 

[Ryu-Kage]

-Mario's Time Machine
-Mario Party 6
-Scooby-Doo (Super Nintendo game)
-Metroid: Other M
-depending on how you feel about it, Epic Mickey (it's not a terrible game, but it has some glaring problems, probably would make for an interesting review)
-any Game Boy Advance Sims game
-Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (or the winter version)
-any NES game distributed by LJN

Just a few ideas that will probably go unnoticed.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

The Sims: Medieval.

The controls are clunky, the load times are abominable, and it's simply no fun at all.

 

[Iconsting]

Blazing Angels is always atrocious.

 

[PhoenixVanguard]

YouTube Castle Shikigami 2 or Chaos Wars. You won't regret it.

 

[MRMIdAS2k]

Tattoo Assassins