Reccomend me an awful game

[94samWOW]

Honestly, Fable III. But only in comparison to Fable II in comparison to Fable I. It's only terrible if you actually know your stuff about the rest of the series... By itself, it wasn't awful so much as mundane and far too like modern politics.

 

[Brentpool]

Dante's Inferno

I seem to be the only one that likes Dante's Inferno. I enjoyed the fat you played as a dick and the levels were interesting and varied.

I agree with you there, and I am a Classics student so I did like seeing a visual representation of Dante's Inferno executed so well for the first little bit there. It was interesting, but I wouldn't necessarily say it was a good game when there are other games out there like God of War and even Darksiders who pull off the hack n' slash genre so much better.

 

[njrk97]

dragon ball z budikai it suck they couldnt even be bothered dubing the voices so goku has a ear rape voice and the combat is terrible

 

[Drunkern_Hobo]

I know i already said it but it's that bad that i need to say it again...



Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust!!!

For a game that's trying to be funny, it fails to even make you smile. For a game that it all about fun, It is probably the dullest game i've ever played. the characters are ugly even though it's about "attractive women". It's probably the worst example of a sandbox game your ever going to play and seeing as the original xbox title was such a funny game. they missed the mark so badly with this.

 

[Aphantas]

I know i already said it but it's that bad that i need to say it again...



Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust!!!

For a game that's trying to be funny, it fails to even make you smile. For a game that it all about fun, It is probably the dullest game i've ever played. the characters are ugly even though it's about "attractive women". It's probably the worst example of a sandbox game your ever going to play and seeing as the original xbox title was such a funny game. they missed the mark so badly with this.

The original Leisure Suit Larry game was made in the late 80's and Box Office Bust is the 9th game in the series. Yes Box Office Bust and the one before it does deserve to burn, then have it ashes used to make toilet paper, for what it did to gamers and for killing the series completely.

 

[Auninteligentname]

Sonic Unleashed. If you can complete more than 4 night stages, you've beaten how far I came. If you can manage to complete it, you will get my respect, as it's the worst game I've ever played. GLHF.

Oh my gosh, you made it that far? The Krogan will sing songs of your courage.

I played it to the last level, and I thought it was okay.

How about that then!

O_O

I might be a bit late but... Seriously? Are by any chance Chuck Norris? Since you can take such torture and still... like it. You have my respect *bows*. But how can we praise your courage? *Mumbles*....

Anyways, Mr. Reviewer (OP), I have a true challenge for you. Try out: ''Plumbers don't wear ties''. It is bad..., and will probably give you some WTF(!?) moments. At least that is what I have gathered through AVGN...

 

[Jazoni89]

Sonic Unleashed. If you can complete more than 4 night stages, you've beaten how far I came. If you can manage to complete it, you will get my respect, as it's the worst game I've ever played. GLHF.

Oh my gosh, you made it that far? The Krogan will sing songs of your courage.

I played it to the last level, and I thought it was okay.

How about that then!

O_O

I might be a bit late but... Seriously? Are by any chance Chuck Norris? Since you can take such torture and still... like it. You have my respect *bows*. But how can we praise your courage? *Mumbles*....

Anyways, Mr. Reviewer (OP), I have a true challenge for you. Try out: ''Plumbers don't wear ties''. It is bad..., and will probably give you some WTF(!?) moments. At least that is what I have gathered through AVGN...

I really don't see the problem with it, granted it does feel a bit mediocre, and redundant at times (like most modern sonic games), but at least it's playable, and I got quite a lot of fun out of it. Just play the werehog levels once, and pretend they don't exists, and just replay the awesome day stages. The last day stage levels are so incredibly good, they are worth sticking through the game just to get to these levels.

 

[Auninteligentname]

Sonic Unleashed. If you can complete more than 4 night stages, you've beaten how far I came. If you can manage to complete it, you will get my respect, as it's the worst game I've ever played. GLHF.

Oh my gosh, you made it that far? The Krogan will sing songs of your courage.

I played it to the last level, and I thought it was okay.

How about that then!

O_O

I might be a bit late but... Seriously? Are you by any chance Chuck Norris? Since you can take such torture and still... like it. You have my respect *bows*. But how can we praise your courage? *Mumbles*....

Anyways, Mr. Reviewer (OP), I have a true challenge for you. Try out: ''Plumbers don't wear ties''. It is bad..., and will probably give you some WTF(!?) moments. At least that is what I have gathered through AVGN...

I really don't see the problem with it, granted it does feel a bit mediocre at times, but at least it's playable, and I got quite a lot of fun out of it. Just play the werehog levels once, and pretend they don't exists, and just replay the awesome day stages. The last day stage levels are so incredibly good, and is worth sticking through it just to get to these levels.

I really didn't feel like paining myself trough the suckish night levels, which there was more of and 4 times longer (estimates by my memory). I won't nor, can't give it a second chance. I wish it were as epic as it's first day level trought the whole game.., but no, it isn't. Ah well, you still have my respect

 

[9Darksoul6]

So... What's the worst game you've played recently?

Recently released first person shooters that are pure garbage:
Homefront,
Operation Flashpoint: Red River (single player),
Duke Nukem Forever,

Almost made the list:
FEAR3 (single player),


Recently released and poorly designed RPGs with awful stories:
Dugeon Siege III
Two Worlds II

Almost made the list:
Dragon Age 2,


Point and click games from this decade:
Anything that's not Machinarium or Sam & Max. Literally anything.

Almost made the list:
Machinarium (because puzzles get worse as you go on)


Indie games that are a total failure:
The Void
Endless Forest (by Tale of Tales)
Improviso
Amnesia the Dark Descent (circular process: people find this game scary because they scare themselves by thinking it's scary)
Façade

(PM me if you want a bigger list)
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EDIT: K&L: Dog Days is not as bad as they say it is.

 

[let's rock]

"Alpha Protocol" If I'm right it is even on sale on steam right now. The game feals like it wasn't even tested, at all, the glitches make it almost unplayable. Also, If I'm a stealth specalist, shouldn't I not be powerful enough to murder everybody without using stelth? It had the potental to be the greatest game of all time, but it ended up being terrable

 

[Dr.Panties]

Seriously, just do the entire Assassin's Creed series. There's enough wrong there for a multi-part feature article that addresses everything wrong with modern gaming.

 

[Tryforlive]

i loved alpha protocol but everybody else didn't so try that

 

[bitCrusher]

Sonic Adventure 1 and 2. Awful, yet you can't put that controller down!

 

[JemothSkarii]

Dante's Inferno

I seem to be the only one that likes Dante's Inferno. I enjoyed the fat you played as a dick and the levels were interesting and varied.

I agree with you there, and I am a Classics student so I did like seeing a visual representation of Dante's Inferno executed so well for the first little bit there. It was interesting, but I wouldn't necessarily say it was a good game when there are other games out there like God of War and even Darksiders who pull off the hack n' slash genre so much better.

A lot of people will hate me when I say that I prefered Dante's Inferno over God of War, I loved it ^^ God of War was just 'Gragh! ME SMASH!'

Darkwatch.

Storyline thrice fucked before launch, broken game mechanics, glitchier than New Vegas, and VAMPIRE HORSE.

Only good thing is multiplayer which is only fun BECAUSE the game is shit
Seriously. I died constantly, had to replay tons of times due to level-breaking glitches and I completely lost track of whether I was playing good or evil AND I BEAT IT IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS.

seriously. Play this piece of crap and you'll see what I mean.

The final boss will be especially fun for you

But...but Darkwatch was my most favorite FPS on the PS2...I finished it 3 times...

OT: I loved The Darkness and Damnation, just so people know, but the absolute worst games I can think of are World Super Police and (sadly) Cross Edge.
World Super Police is an obscure PS2 game where you drive police cars with big guns on them in a straight lines and blow up stuff in a straight line with atrocious controls and VA.
Cross Edge I tried sooo hard to like, but the gameplay absolutely just threw me off, and I liked Trinity Universe AND Hyperdimension Neptunia...makes me feel bad thinking about not liking it.

 

[striderkiwi]

Demons's Souls, Dark Void, Too Human, Alone in the Dark, Mirror's Edge, Godzilla Unleashed for the wii, Casltevania Lords of Shadow.

 

[FuzzyRaccoon]

Dragon Age 2.

And I'm not kidding. All you need to know about that game is in this thread [http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon-Age-II/Dragon-Age-II-General-Discussion/Dragon-Age-2-Romances-confirmed-6046067-1.html]. Those are written by the actual writers of the game. Peruse at your own risk.

I actually prefered romance in the DA:O, I thought it made the end of the game more meaningful for my characters progression. In the second one, I found it to be interesting. Kind of like you were missing something if you didn't go through with it. On all accounts though, I thought that Bioware hasn't yet made relationships in games seamless. I found that if I missed the exact moment, then I couldn't get with the character.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that I'm surprised by the number of people who are disturbed by romance in DA2 and Origins.


Also, to be relevant, Final Fantasy 13. Any game that you need to play for SIX HOURS before it becomes mildly interesting needs to be shot.

 

[GuitArchon]

X-Blades. That game sucks in every regard.

 

[Kahunaburger]

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that I'm surprised by the number of people who are disturbed by romance in DA2 and Origins.

I thought some of the Origins romances (Morrigan and Alistair) are about as good as Bioware has ever written a romance plot. DA2 to me feels like the characters were designed around the romances rather than the other way around.

 

[mega48man]

anything from square enix.

yeah thats right, come at me FF7 fanboys and fangirls, i'll fucking rip into you

that, my obviously more angry with himself friend, is like telling a caveman to attack you while you man a vulcan cannon mounted on a battleship.

as to what you said... not being who your challenge is aimed at i guess i dont cares are in order...

as a person who enjoyed that game and who could not care less about any other opinions about it i would like to know what exactly makes you so angry at the people who enjoy it as to take it out on something you cannot enjoy.

OT: i agree with those who said mirror's edge, and i tried to like it... and i would suggest playing sonic heroes as that was truly terrible.

true about mirrors edge, unless you buy it at the cheapest possible price.

love the vulcan cannon analogy, pretty much sums it up, made me lol. i remember even X-play did a special on how FF7 just wasn't as good as the hype created by all the otaku fanboys.

and that's why i, and many others don't like Final fantasy in general; fanboys. if a game doesn't deserve the hype, why do i see kids dressing up like cloud and sephoroth and going to anime conventions to pretend fight each other while every damn girl watching screams for no reason? jesus christ. same goes for anime, too many otakus and screaming people. say one little thing, and they'll defend it with their life because they loooove that series. cloud looks like a pussy emo anyway.