Recent awkward moments or realizations that you had recently

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Ordinaryundone

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ToTaL LoLiGe said:
Realisation: It's that time again, that dreaded horrible time...it's time to get a haircut.
I realized I was grown up when I found myself actually going to get haircuts of my own volition. Up through college I had hair down past my shoulders, now I can barely stand to have it past my ears.
 

TheJesus89

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I realized that I'm counter-culture to most cultural movements I'm a part of.

I love video games, but I think most gamers are actually pretty annoying (no offense). Love metal, but I could not stand going to, lets say, an Opeth concert, because I don't think I could deal with all those weird skinny metal-head types with long greasy hair moshing around me. I love indie music, can't stand being in a 5 foot radius with someone wearing a fedora. I like smoking weed, but god damn do I get steamed around stoners.

I'm not really sure how much of an impact this realization will have on my life, or if it means I'm just a douche.
 

Ryank1908

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Pretty much everything written here. That the world is and can be a beautiful place and to realise this I've let go of a lot of people who were just bad news for me to know.

http://xkcd.com/137/
 

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TheJesus89 said:
I realized that I'm counter-culture to most cultural movements I'm a part of.

I love video games, but I think most gamers are actually pretty annoying (no offense). Love metal, but I could not stand going to, lets say, an Opeth concert, because I don't think I could deal with all those weird skinny metal-head types with long greasy hair moshing around me. I love indie music, can't stand being in a 5 foot radius with someone wearing a fedora. I like smoking weed, but god damn do I get steamed around stoners.

I'm not really sure how much of an impact this realization will have on my life, or if it means I'm just a douche.
"That creep can roll man!" just thought I'd post that. People that are indie are fucking annoying, but indie tunes are awesome.
Ordinaryundone said:
ToTaL LoLiGe said:
Realisation: It's that time again, that dreaded horrible time...it's time to get a haircut.
I realized I was grown up when I found myself actually going to get haircuts of my own volition. Up through college I had hair down past my shoulders, now I can barely stand to have it past my ears.
I'm thinking of getting my mop trimmed before my mother starts to nag about it.
 

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Well my cousin had sex with a girl and apparently didn't use protection or something, and when he was talking to my aunt I noticed they were talking about it as if the only things that could happen was that she was either pregnant and going to have the baby or not, since they were talking a lot of how much it would ruin his life I said, "Well if she's pregnant what about simply not having the baby", that was REALLY awkward, as you can imagine they didn't even answer they just stared at me like if I was a murderer, I think this is as awkward as it gets.
 

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That I'm the only one in my "friendship group" that isnt in a relationship, has kids, is married/engaged. That one does cut a bit deep sometimes.

Also, no matter how much I tell people or scream it and show valid evidence to god knows how many officials or friends, no one will believe me about the imminent threat of The Reapers. Blind fools!
 

JLML

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I have over the last few weeks several times realised that I have no idea what to do with my life. The thing is, I'm failing school in like, 3 weeks (yea, failing. My grades suck, so I wouldn't say finish as I will have to come back and fix my grades at some point) and the only thing I'm sure about is that I want to be as far away from here as possible, as soon as possible.
 

Popadoo

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Everyone you know, everyone you love, everyone you hate, everyone you idolize, takes a few minutes out of every other day or so to take a dump.
I'm still processing this realization.
 

TerribleAssassin

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That love really isn't that important.

Sure you can love friends and things, but long term partnerships always go wrong someway or another.
 

Zyrocz

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Today I realized that I have no empathy towards other people unless I know them. This is normal right? I'm not a terrible human being, right?
 

Vicarious Reality

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That 'energy drinks' seem to permanently damage my stamina


Zyrocz said:
Today I realized that I have no empathy towards other people unless I know them. This is normal right? I'm not a terrible human being, right?
You can not remember things which you have not experienced.
Think about that.
 

miketehmage

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I recently realised that I expect too much from games. I expect them to be fantastically immersive and last for hundreds of hours and make me feel as if I'm in that world. Which is unfortunate as it leads to disappointment. But the worst part is that the reason I have a need for games is because I want to escape from this world, with just about every fibre of my being. And my life isn't bad it's just incredibly dull.
 

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OmniscientOstrich said:
That comic scares me with how close it is to my life. One Mario reference and I'd start tearing my house apart looking for the cameras.

OT: Not something I realised myself, but someone pointed out to me- you go to Christian Hell for not following Jesus, right? So doesn't that mean Hitler and the millions of Jewish people he killed would be there? Because that'd be super awkward.
 

Vault101

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Mass Effect 3......is couincillor Udina Irish?!

also I'm a complete idiot when it comes to impulse buying....
Vicarious Reality said:
That 'energy drinks' seem to permanently damage my stamina
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mabye you just need more excercie/change of Diet..Ive had this happen to me as well
 

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Ryank1908 said:
Pretty much everything written here. That the world is and can be a beautiful place and to realise this I've let go of a lot of people who were just bad news for me to know.

http://xkcd.com/137/
That is like, my favourite xkcd comic. I have it printed out and everything.

Recent realisations I've had... I cant actually stand two of my close friends who I hang out with, and actually wouldn't care if I never saw them again.

...There is a very very high probability that I am never going to achieve anything useful in my life, and that makes me sad.

...I'm not really that interested in all the things that I've pretty much built my life around for the past five-ten years.

Shit, all I have to do is start lusting after girls half my age and I know I'm suffering a midlife crisis. And that I need to be put on the register.
 

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Mortai Gravesend said:
Kaleion said:
Well my cousin had sex with a girl and apparently didn't use protection or something, and when he was talking to my aunt I noticed they were talking about it as if the only things that could happen was that she was either pregnant and going to have the baby or not, since they were talking a lot of how much it would ruin his life I said, "Well if she's pregnant what about simply not having the baby", that was REALLY awkward, as you can imagine they didn't even answer they just stared at me like if I was a murderer, I think this is as awkward as it gets.
I'm going to guess they're very anti-abortion?
They are very devoted Catholics, so yeah, they were particularly upset because I suggested it like it was nothing, which I can actually see why it is wrong, but we also have kind of a really complicated history and they hate me, and have very valid reasons to hate me, and my grandmother had just died and they were really upset by that, yeah, last month was just a huge mess, nothing but trouble.