Red Riding hood, Really?

[emeraldrafael]

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Thats rule 34

EDIT: Yeah, I dont have hopes for this. The Cast doesnt seem to great, but thats just me. Though I'm not surprised. I heard somewhere that there were gonna be something like four movies based on Hasbro games. Though I'm not sure if that was serious or not.

Also

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Thats a lie. You can divide by zero.

 

[Epicspoon]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Sod the movies. What about Rule 37?

I'm not going to have that in my google searches so the FBI can flag me thanks.

EDIT: Wait what's rule 37?

If it exists, there is porn of it.

umm no thats rule 34 Rule 37 is "you Cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)"

 

[DeepComet5581]

You ought to reread Little Red Riding Hood as an adult. It's kind of fucked up.

Yes. Yes it is. Red Riding hood is a good girl. Shit, she's here to help her grandma. I guess the lesson was, good intentions are no shield from harm. Or maybe don't trust strangers. Or maybe "watch your ass in the woods." Heck there's a lot of good lessons there.

Read the old, OLD version. It involves bestiality, sometimes cannibalism and there sure as shit isn't a woodsman to save the day.

Every single "Children's story" is like that. Have you read the original Cinderella?

I hate to think what the original concept for the Teletubbies was...

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Sod the movies. What about Rule 37?

I'm not going to have that in my google searches so the FBI can flag me thanks.

EDIT: Wait what's rule 37?

If it exists, there is porn of it.

umm no thats rule 34 Rule 37 is "you Cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)"

I'm tired. Thanks for the correction.

 

[RPJesus]

well I love fairy tales and i love them even more when given a dark spin.(go play gretel and hansel on newgrounds)

Or go read Hansel and Gretel.

 

[smearyllama]

You know how in some versions of the story, the girl is actually somewhere around the age of consent, and she sleeps with the wolf to be allowed to go free?
(It goes something like that, look it up.)

I'm guessing this is supposed to be that version.

I think the reference I found may be on this TVtropes page:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitlerax1116nu5ji

Good hunting, gentlemen.

 

[Mallefunction]

I wouldn't mind it being a horror movie. The problem is it's another fucking paranormal romance. God, I can't wait for this fad to pass...

 

[gigastar]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Wikipedia reveals...

Yes you did see it [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Riding_Hood_%282011_film%29]

Bonus points because its not actually about Little Red Riding Hood.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Michael Bay already ruined my childhood nothing can make me forget those horrible Transformer movies.

Also isnt Red Riding Hood directed by the same guy who directed Twilight?

I think I have said enough.

Nothing wrong with the guy who directed Twilight, he directed a bad story well as far as I'm concerned.

OT: I like it when people take a dark directon with something that's supposed to be really innocent. Red Riding Hood is quite a dark tale too, a wolf eats a Gran and then gets it's head chopped off by a random lumberjack. It'll be good to see what it turns out like.

 

[Thaius]

It actually looks quite visually interesting. I'd probably be interested in checking it out if not for the obvious Twilight influence. Now I'll wait until I hear whether or not it's any good. And I'll probably skip it.

 

[Peteron]

Yes I saw that to. Obviously some people are running out of ideas. Whats next, a disaster movie version of the three little pigs? There will be earthquakes and explosions and all that good stuff, and if it wasn't obvious by now Michael Bay is directing it. When that wolf said he would blow their house down, he meant it.

 

[OldGus]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Wikipedia reveals...

Yes you did see it [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Riding_Hood_%282011_film%29]

Bonus points because its not actually about Little Red Riding Hood.

Took one read of the premise.
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And I'm pretty darn sure the werewolf is Peter. Now I think the only question is whether or not (insert any character here) will die.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Michael Bay already ruined my childhood nothing can make me forget those horrible Transformer movies.

Also isnt Red Riding Hood directed by the same guy who directed Twilight?

I think I have said enough.

You spend who knows how much time on the Internet and your childhood was ruined by Micheal Bay?? I find that hard to believe. If your childhood can survive the Internet and "Rule 34" and 46 and whatever, than your childhood can surly survive Micheal Bay. I know mine can. ...barely. It's in a coma on life support in the hospital.

OT: If I'm not mistaken, the original versions of the vast majority of Grimm's Fairy Tales including Red Riding Hood were hardly child friendly. In fact, I believe they were quite gruesome, but I haven't directly encountered any myself.

 

[Ghengis John]

You ought to reread Little Red Riding Hood as an adult. It's kind of fucked up.

Yes. Yes it is. Red Riding hood is a good girl. Shit, she's here to help her grandma. I guess the lesson was, good intentions are no shield from harm. Or maybe don't trust strangers. Or maybe "watch your ass in the woods." Heck there's a lot of good lessons there.

Read the old, OLD version. It involves bestiality, sometimes cannibalism and there sure as shit isn't a woodsman to save the day.

I don't remember a version with bestiality.

 

[RandV80]

While it's being directed by the same guy who did Twilight it's actually Leonardo DiCaprio who's behind it, and yes they're trying to cash in on the Twilight success. That shouldn't write it off outright though, just because the source material that started it is really bad doesn't mean the rest of it has to be. As I believe Movie Bob said in his reviews, the problem with Twilight is that it's filling a vacuum in geek stuff for girls.

 

[OldGus]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Michael Bay already ruined my childhood nothing can make me forget those horrible Transformer movies.

Also isnt Red Riding Hood directed by the same guy who directed Twilight?

I think I have said enough.

You spend who knows how much time on the Internet and your childhood was ruined by Micheal Bay?? I find that hard to believe. If your childhood can survive the Internet and "Rule 34" and 46 and whatever, than your childhood can surly survive Micheal Bay. I know mine can. ...barely. It's in a coma on life support in the hospital.

OT: If I'm not mistaken, the original versions of the vast majority of Grimm's Fairy Tales including Red Riding Hood were hardly child friendly. In fact, I believe they were quite gruesome, but I haven't directly encountered any myself.

Yes, yes they were. In fact, a good ending often meant the bad guys disemboweled or having their eyes pecked out by wandering crows, or something similar. And there were a lot more bad endings.

 

[manaman]

I don't think it will be very good but at the same time, the normal story is about a wolf trying to kill and eat a child and adorable grandmother, can't believe they haven't tried making it a horror thing already

Only they have least a half a dozen times. Never a full movie of course. But it's all good.

OP: I'm not really sure how you couldn't have realized the story has dark undertones. Even the most white washed versions still have the wolf trying to eat the grandmother and red ridding hood.

 

[gigastar]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Wikipedia reveals...

Yes you did see it [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Riding_Hood_%282011_film%29]

Bonus points because its not actually about Little Red Riding Hood.

Took one read of the premise.
.
.
.
And I'm pretty darn sure the werewolf is Peter. Now I think the only question is whether or not (insert any character here) will die.

Odd... im sure the original story had something to do with a little girl taking food to her sick granny. Not something that vaugely resembes a Twilight clone thats directed by the same guy who did Twilight just after Twilight finished its run of movies.

I may be a fast reader, but im often a thorough one too.

 

[SilverStuddedSquirre]

I reacently saw a commercial for a new horror movie and it looked okay (but i dont like horror so whatever) so i was wondering what it was and i saw it was red riding hood... REALLY i feal like media is just rying to murder my child hood anyone else?

Michael Bay already ruined my childhood nothing can make me forget those horrible Transformer movies.

Also isnt Red Riding Hood directed by the same guy who directed Twilight

I think I have said enough.

Get ready for it, Hollywood has no good writers! Yes, Hollywood is going to spend the next 20 years BUTCHERING THE LIVING BE-JESUS out of whatever they can license. It will be up to visionaries like Chris Nolan to stand up for their individual heroes and say FUCK THAT NOISE.
(ie The Hulk, Wolverine, and maybe someday Spidey ill be done justice)
At least there is HBO, and other quality televion stations/ studios who are doing their best to make loving renditions of some truly great stories like A Game of thrones.

And if you have not seen it, go watch The Pillars of The Earth.


FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY. (if you ever set foot within 2000ft of a Ninja Turtles movie, it's ON)