"Release the Kraken!" and the ways it makes everything better

[fanklok]

If I had the time patience and artistic skill I'd totally make a comic for this but alas I'm not so use that spongey pink thing in you head and Imagine

"Sire they've released a kraken it's decimating our army, what shall we do?"

"Release the kraken"

"Commander they now have a kraken fighting our kraken shall I send in the kraken elimination task force?"

"NO, release the kraken."

"But it's already on the field."

Well release one any way

"They've sent another kraken to fight our kraken"

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN."

*Cue two armies of Kraken going at it*

"Oh god it looks like Cthulu is mating with himself 12 different ways at once."

quick someone webcomic this all proceeds go to me, for being awesome

 

[Jeffrey Thompson]

Black Hawk Down.
A conversation happens right as the enemies start shooting. I believe it goes like this:
Soldier: Colonel, They are firing at us what should we do?
Colonel: Shoot back!

The sequence should be...
Soldier: Colonel, They are firing at us, what should we do?
Colonel: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

 

[Aurora219]

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: no Mr. Bond, i expect you to die. Release the Kraken!

Fixed.

 

[ThatTallGuy]

Holy crap, I'm down to my last pokemon!

I'm officially renaming my go-to, last-ditch Pokemon "The Kraken" now, just for that.

OT I think this will most definitely become the latest internet phenomenon. I'm just waiting for the techno dance remix.

 

[Goes]

In this case the Kraken would be the penis.

Thank you sir, for your very clear explanation.

Maybe you could use it when taking your cat to the vet. Right when you open the little cage you look the vet right in the eye...
Release the Kraken!
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Meeooww

Also: if they have to release the kraken all the time, where the hell are they keeping it locked away?