Renewal of Reality Video Game Series: Shark Week (Ep 2: Shellshocked.)

[BoosterGold]

Chell saw the lustful look gleaming in Sakuya's eye, and the nose bleed she was sporting as Recette clung to her.
"Oh lord that Loli is in danger, because Sakuya is a total pedo. CHELL TO THE RESCUE!" she shouted as she jumped out at Sakuya... unfortunately for Chell she missed her mark and plummeted of the structure toward the ground below.
"AHH~WHOOO HOOHOHOHO HOOIIIIII~!" she screamed sounding like Disney's Goofy, as she fell, she landed on her feet and the Apeture science long fall boots making it so the long fall didn't kill her.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Outside the COWH, at the very edge of the recreation area, in the sandbox 15 acres from the COWH itself, another portal opened up, a very large portal. "WARRRRGH!" Shouted a voice beyond the portal just as it flew through said portal, making a very loud crash. "Worrrgh... Man, what just happened? One minute i was sitting at my castle, thinking of my next awesome plan to capture the princess, and the next I'm falling into some magic portal thingy." The speaker stood up and was seen to be an enormous, overly Hulked out Dragon-turtle hybrid monster. It turned around just in time to see the portal in came through close. "ACK! NO! Aww man!" He grumbled to himself and stomped his feet, which made small tremors. He stopped for a minute and crossed his arms, like he was going deep into thought. "I might be here a while, so until i find my way back, I may be in trouble." He got an idea. "HEY! MIND GUY! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" He shouted to his head. Whatever response he was hoping for didn't happen. "Argh..." He opened his eyes and noticed that as far as the eye could see, there was lava. "Hey, but this place ain't half bad." He let out a hearty laugh and turned around, and noticed the COWH. "And that... That looks like my temporary castle! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He said.

[HEADING=1]EPISODE 2: SHELLSHOCKED[/HEADING]

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell stood up from her fall and saw that her pink dress was torn up so bad it was beyond saving so she ripped it off revealing her jump suit. She threw off the stupid hat and fixed her hair back to her standard ponytail. "Ahh much better....oh Sweet Merciful Cake that is a giant freaking turtle!" she shouted as she turned to spot the turtle.
She figured there was a chance it could be a friendly turtle monster and decided to introduce herself. "Hiya I'm Chell welcome to the Apeture Science Center Of the World House. Whats your name?" she asked the big turtle man

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The giant turtle-dragon creature looked down at Chell and raised an eyebrow. she had interrupted his evil laughter, but it didn't make him mad. "Huh? You've never heard of me? I'm Bowser! the Great and Mighty King of the Koopas!" He said, proudly. "And listen here, girly, i don't care about any science, cause for all i care, I can take the house without any problem! So outta the way!" He said, shoving Chell aside and making a swift walk for the COWH.

 

[KronosTalon]

Chen had stumbled down the hall way for a couple more steps, before hitting the wall and puking over his nice "clean" fur, leaving the mostly alcohol mess all over the hall and matted in his fur. He wiped his mouth and threw some of it aside, making his way to the outside area as he heard some commotion going on. While Chen usually smelled like alcohol, he was now some foul mix of rotting food and burnt rubber. He made it outside before he puked again, emptying most of the alcohol he had ingested, the fight being over. He saw the giant turtle man walking toward him, a sort of menacing sight, and he attempted to do a front flip, but ended up on the ground, laughing.

 

[Lambi]

Sephiroth had enough of the green creatures inside, because at this point they were getting rather annoying to be honest for him. He stepped outside and noticed the giant turtle. "Doesn't seem much bigger than the Adamantoises back at the Planet..." He thought that it was good for some extra Experience Points, because more Exp. Points never hurt. He readied his Masamune, holding it in both hands, then attempted to slice the giant turtle. He missed, unfortunately, though not completely. One of the spikes on the back of the turtle fell off, having been sliced off.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell stood up and to say that she was unhappy was an understatement, "BOWSER you are a big stupid turtle, pushing me down was really uncalled for. Mostly though How can you not care about science, its like the greatest thing in the world." Chell then decided to give the king Koopa a demonstration of how great Science was, she fired a portal on the ground next to the sand box and one under Bowser.
How do you like Science now Biyatch!" she screamed and the turtle was Portal juggled, or he would have been if he wasn't so fat, so instead he ended up stuck between the two portals.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Bowser was about to charge through a bear and a sissy man who had both walked outside until Chell dropped him into a portal, which he became lodged between due to his size. "WARGH?! Wha? Grrr! This is humiliating! How dare you make the Awesome Koopa King looks so stupid! It's like that time that Fawful jerk made me huge and tubby! Aw great, now I'm getting flashbacks! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" He inhaled deeply, rearing his head back a bit before he leaned foreward and began breathing a huge stream of fire in a sweeping motion towards Chell and anyone else he could hit.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell saw fire and did a barrel roll to dodge it. "HA HA HA you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn could you?!" She taunted then she blew a raspberry at the turtle. Chell was rather enjoying the banter with Bowser, its fun to torment your Opponent...in that second Chell understood GLaDOS a bit better.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Bah!" Bowser shouted, humiliated after being both taunted AND trapped in a hole. Letting out a deep growl, he planted his hands firmly into the ground and tried with all his might to pull himself out. Within seconds, he was flying out of the portal, landing firmly on his feet, and steaming mad. "That's it! no more Mister Nice Koopa! Now i'm angry!" Clenching a fist and running as fast as he could to Chell, he quickly reared one of his massive fists back and unleashed a powerful punch at her, as hard as he could muster.

 

[BoosterGold]

With Bowser no longer in the hole Chell decided it was time to do what Chell's do best and fired off a Portal onto the side of the house snd on right under her feet. Chell fell through the portal and land safely far away from the mega turtle. "You Missed!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Bowser was fuming now, his face red as a mushroom. "Stand still and let me hit you!" He shouted at Chell before he finally noticed the other two who had come outside again. "Three against one? Geez, that's not fair. For you! GOOMBA SQUAD!" Bowser raised a hand, and from behind him, a large number of small, brown, mushroom creatures with faces showed up. "Attack them all!" He shouted, pointing forward. The creatures began to charge without so much as a word, while Bowser began raining fire onto them to coat them with fire.

 

[KronosTalon]

Chen, clearly done with fighting for the current moment, laid there, dazed and going in and out of consciousness. Then the Goomba Squad began to lash out and defend there master, and he was not ready for it. He got jumped on and they kept on headbutting him and jumping on him in an awkward way, as they were awkward little creatures. Chen got fed up with it and passed out, hoping that whatever they were they would leave him alone after a while. Suddenly, Chen seemed to glow different colors for a few seconds, before splitting into three little balls, each a different color, red, brown, and blue. They each landed on the floor, surrounding the Goombas that were currently attacking Chen, and forming into their respective forms. They were each only slightly bigger than one of the Goombas, the red blob turned into a small panda who had a blade in each hand, and he began to hack and slash as soon as his legs formed and he was able. He began slicing as the brown one formed and picked up Chens keg, this one being slightly bigger than the rest, and started slamming it against the ground, causing slight earth quakes that interrupted some of the goombas slightly. The third dropped down and formed, revealing a panda with glowing eyes and balls of electricity in his hands, and he began throwing the balls into the fray of Goombas, leaving them quite confused as to what was going on.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya had placed Recette into her attic room from the conveniently placed window and looked down at the fighting as she did she grinned."Finally, some target practice." She then pulled out several knives she had hidden on her legs and ithin her clothes and made a small shower of knives at one end of the brown fecks.

 

[Lambi]

Sephiroth was unimpressed by the goomba squad, slashing through them with ease. Some tried to attack him from above or multiple at times, but Sephiroth dealt with them with a bit of lightning from his arm as an orb seemed to glow inside his arm. He shot lightning at several of the goombas, slashing the rest. "How boring..."

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell having found her Aperture Science weighted companion cube and picked mit up with her portal gun's proto anti gravity field and started dropping it on the Goomba Squad. "Is this the best you got you big smelly turtle!" said Chell to the King Koopa

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Bowser wasn't just mad anymore. Bowser was furious. His soldiers were getting slaughtered left and right and he felt as angry as he was when fighting Mario or his brother. He stomped his feet again and roared again. Suddenly, something hit him. He grinned, quickly, and chuckled. "Hold still for a second..." He said. Not a second later, he reared back his head and began sucking in air so strongly, an incredible vacuum into his mouth was created, strong enough to rip large rocks off the ground, aimed at everyone in front of him, not including Sakuya.

 

[KronosTalon]

All three had just finished there attackers off when a strong wind began to suck them in, and Fire was the first to go, happily charging into the unknown, laughing the whole way toward Bowsers mouth, slashing with his dual swords and having a great time. Earth and Storm, not so much. Earth planted the keg into the floor with one hand, and managed to grab Storm with his other, the strain on his face keeping everything rooted down was very apparent. Storm tried to conjure something to fight against the wind, but he was holding on for his life and it was rather difficult. Wherever Fire was going, he was going alone for the time being.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Awwwwwww shit!!!!!! Not good not good." shouted Chell as the big stupid turtle inhaled her portal gun, she struggled to hang on to her gun, but her grip was lost and her gun was eaten.
"GIVE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT THATS MINE!!!!" screamed Chell as tears formed in her eyes. Chell decided right then to charge in after her gun and she did just that as she followed her portal gun into Bowser's gaping maw.

 

[Lambi]

Sephiroth hadn't managed to stick his sword into the ground and was instead sucked up inside Bowser, where Chell seemed to already be heading. Once inside, he used a Fire spell, holding it in his hand, to light up inside Bowser's stomach. It wasn't pretty, but it could have been worse inside there.