Renewal of Reality Video Game Series: Shark Week (Ep 2: Shellshocked.)

[BoosterGold]

"Hiya Stephiroph Mr. Johnson said there was some kinda emo out here, and I thought you would be all over that shit. I thought I'd come out here and lend you a hand fighting it off...or you know you could slice at me. Hey watch it you crazy that hurt!" said Chell as Sephiroth tore into her outfit.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Cloud raised a brow at Aeris, which caused him to take a hit from one of Sephiroth's slashes on his arm, before he slashed back at him. "You're not Aeris. Aeris wouldn't say things like that. Who are you, really?"

 

[BoosterGold]

"Aeris? ooooh the dress, yeah my names Chell, I'm the master of cake and a professional test subject, I live here." said Chell content to watch the two pretty men fight on the lawn.
Then she thought of the blonde one mowing the lawn and for some odd reason wanted to vomit.

 

[KronosTalon]

Chen stumbled awake quickly, the floor around him wet and he was competley sober now. He got up quickly just in time to hear the intercom
ring out and tell everyone what was going on. With nothing better to do he headed into the bar room, waving to the little bot quickly as he walked by, and grabbed his keg, and took a short chug on it. He then hurried outside, already hearing sounds of fighting arise. He made it out and looked at the three, two were recognizable and the third was new. He sat at a safe distance to observe before he tried to take sides.

 

[Lambi]

Sephiroth payed no attention to Chell, his only opponent Cloud. "You'll never be as strong as I am. You weak and pathetic excuse for a clone." He smirked and chuckled as he kept slashing with increased speed.

Then all of a sudden, a figure punched Cloud from behind so hard he slammed into Chell and both of them slammed against the wall of the house. Sephiroth took a look at the figure. It looked exactly like him. Only the sword was missing or else it would have been an exact copy. He smirked yet again. "Ah Mother Jenova. Glad to see you decided to join in on the fight. This time, we'll surely be able to take him down."

 

[BoosterGold]

As Cloud slammed into Chell throwing then toward the wall Chell shot one portal out on the side of the house, and right as she and Cloud were about to make impact she shot a portal onto the wall where they would slam into and shot out the other portal.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Cloud's head lowered down a bit and he hoisted his sword again, before making another sprint for Sephiroth and the newly arrived Jenova. "Quit talking down on me like that. I'm nothing like you and I will defeat you."

 

[Lambi]

"Then show it. I've only seen a weak fool in front of me now." Sephiroth was then holding a pear. "Shall I give you dis pear?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Cloud was confused as to why his enemy had suddenly done something so random and out of character. He shook it off and slashed quickly at Sephiroth. "Quit playing games!"

Spoiler: Goddamnit

Lambi, i had JUST forgotten about that joke too XD

 

[Lambi]

Sephiroth threw the pear at Cloud and countered all his slashes with his own. "I'm not playing games. I simply asked if you wanted dis pear. But I suppose you don't." Jenova, looking like Sephiroth, jumped several feet into the air, landed behind Cloud and started using her speed to throw quick punches onto Cloud's back while Sephiroth kept him busy with quick slashes with his Masamune.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell having more intelligence then the man she went through the portal with, Cloud, and did not charge head first into battle after almost crashing into a wall. She instead opted to park her shapely butt next to Chen and enjoy Final Fantasy 7 the fangirl way. Chell then proceeded to ogle the extremely pretty men as they fought on the lawn.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Cloud blocked all the slashes from Sephiroth he could while making an attempt at an attack when he could. "Why would i ever take anything from an egotistical Momma's boy like you? Can't get over your mommy, can ya?"

 

[Lambi]

This sent Sephiroth into a fury, and Jenova wasn't much different. Sephiroth slashed harder and faster with his sword, not letting up, while Jenova went to Cloud's back, punching him as hard as she could. Small beams started coming from Sephiroth's Masamune as he slashed and they all hit Cloud, damaging him more and more until finally with all his strength, Sephiroth hit Cloud so hard, he got knocked into the wall of the house. Jenova and Sephiroth started running towards him to beat him up some more for what he said.

 

[KronosTalon]

"Alright, I have seen enough." Chen said as he stood up and stretched, taking a large drink on his keg, and not stopping until his stomach was full and his fur was matted with the strong alcohol. He put the keg under his arm, nestling it in his armpit, and it looked like it had spent a lot of time there. He let out a belch, and then stumbled forward, slowly gaining speed until he was moving quite fast, his movements erratic. He made it close to where the two people were attacking the blonde haired boy, and quickly pulled out a smaller flask, and tossed it into the fray, covering the assailants with the strong smelling liqueur. He called out quickly "Where is the honor in fighting like that?" He said, his speech obviously shortened and slurred due to the drink. He moved forward and attempted to body check whoever was closer to him.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Unfortunately, despite Chen's heroic efforts, there was a crackle from the area of the house that Cloud at hit. Momentarily, the portal technology within that area was malfunctioning. Dozens of portals randomly appeared in areas around everyone, Cloud was unfortunate enough to fall down one of them. The portals appears erratically and without warning for about 40 seconds before stopping.

Meanwhile, Cloud had fallen down a portal which landed him flat onto a big fluffy cloud. Without warning, numerous colored, tiny bears with various symbols of kindness on their stomachs. "It's beary nice to meet you!~" Said one of them. Cloud was disgusted.

 

[Lambi]

"Out of my way, panda!" Sephiroth said, his calmness gone. However, he wouldn't be able to reach Cloud since he fell through a portal, which closed too soon for him to follow into. He slowly regained himself and his previous calmness returned. He looked onto the ground near him. A sizable black orb lay there by his feet. He bent down and picked it up, examining it with a smirk. This is only the first step towards my way out of here...

He was too busy with the black orb to noticed Jenova had fallen through a portal as well. She appeared, funnily enough, back into her original world, where she was doing Sephiroth's bidding in his form with his Masamune.

Sephiroth finished examining the black orb before storing it in one of his pockets inside his jacket. He looked around, looking for Jenova, but saw her nowhere. He wasn't about to panic. He knew he'd be with her again. He ignored the panda and walked back into the house, where there were still creepers. He groaned and sighed. "Well, at least I got something that I wanted..." he said to himself as he started slaying the green four-legged creatures.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya who had finally calmed her headache took a moment to open the window and look outside, there she saw the Panda cover the two transvestites in hard liquor, like a really bad Girls gone Wild. Sakuya promptly closed the window and laid back down trying to forget what she just saw. "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

There's no place like home... There's no place like home....

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Minecraft dude walked out with a Cloud skin on deciding, hey, he wanted to do something since his entire room is sort of. Creeper. Infested. Anyway, he ran out just in time to see everyone outside get booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozed with purple pandaren booooooooooooooooooooooooooooze.

He just stared for a few seconds at everyone. He backed up one step, then two more, then just turned around and ran away to a corner where he sat down, placed a sign down that read "There's no place like home....There's no place like home....."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Double post*

 

[KronosTalon]

Chen was not done with the silver haired man who ignored him. He would rue the day he ignored Chen Stormstout! He rushed in after Sephiroth and slammed into a wall, then hit the floor with a thud. He picked himself back up quickly, and held his keg up in the air, bouncing it up and down and yelling "You afraid of the Pandaren, silly man!" with his slurred speech, running past the remains of the green legged creatures the man left behind. He took another draw on the keg, filling himself up to the brim with his booze.