Renewal of Reality Video Game Series: Shark Week (Ep 2: Shellshocked.)

[BoosterGold]

When Sakuya anwered the door Chell thought the maid looked annoyed to she her but when Sakuya said yes Chell knew she had made a new friend
"Hooray, sooo~ what do you wanna do Ms. Puppy Maid?" Chell asked with quite excitement

 

[Lambi]

"I don't need your 'alcoholic drinks'. I need to find someone who can tell me what we are supposed to do so I can get that much sooner back to my planet." Keeping his calm, Sephiroth was still annoyed. More so that this robot seemed to be incompetent. He kept his fingers tight on his Masamune. He never let go of it, even when alone. "Now tell me. Who can give us instructions on what we are to do?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The turret did not change facial expression. "

I do not know. I'm sorry

"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Minecraft dude sat around basically doing nothing while all these events transpired according to Cave Johnson's design. He wrote a few signs with words on then, but no one cared about what the block headed spiderdude had to say about anything, so he sat in his seat sad facing.

Then an idea came to him. He is going to find his room, and fist it until it suits his needs. It was the perfect plan, he jumped up from his seat and ran up to the closest room he could find. He punched through the door and started punching out and rearranging blocks. This project only took him a few minutes, and in the end, one top corner of the house now had a giant castle on it, making all the other rooms next to it look inadequate.

The room just wasn't flashy enough though.

He had another idea. With the wool and sticks he had, he made a bunch of paintings of giant purple people eaters, and hung them up wherever it seemed fit. He then walked outside his room, and built two scare crows that were basically just two sacks of sticks with a creepy smile on them, to make his room seem more bad ass. He heard something strange from them though.

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It creeped him out. But.....EEEEEEEETS PA-FECK-TO, to him at least. He went back in and sat on his thrown, thinking himself a king for making this giant piece of art that is his castle, and all he had to do was fist a bunch of wood blocks a couple times.

~~~A few minutes later~~~

Minecraft dude was now bored again. He got another idea. He would walk around the house...MAKING FRIENDS. Because friendship is the key to domination of the entire world. I mean happiness. He burst out his door and started running around the house, lookin' for some dudes that would love to be friends with this poor little block faic'd gai.

 

[Lambi]

"Hmpf. Useless piece of scrap." Sephiroth said and walked away, his cape flapping. He walked around the hallway and the room they had arrived in first, paying no special attention to anyone. If I am stuck here, I could just as well take over this place. These lowly humans, and other creatures and things, are far inferior to me. But not right now. First I'll have to see what plans they have for us...

He returned to his room, closing the door behind him and walked around the room for a bit before sitting down on the bed.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya shrugged."I'm not sure." She said, suddenly regretting her decision and desperately looking around for someone to dump this woman on.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The intercom crackled loudly for a few seconds before Cave Johnson's voice broke through, crystal clear again, with the science jingle in the back. "Cave Johnson here. One of you may or may not have brought some kind of influence with you upon arrival here, but just as a precautionary measure, it should be noted that it has become nightfall on the surface, and the current theory is that there may or may not be walking, green freaks of nature that explode. Just saying. May want to light up your rooms. Cave Johnson, out."

 

[BoosterGold]

"Oh I know lets more a rag tag team, of vastly different people and save the world from the unspeakable evil that is the Shape Shifting demons know as AKU! You know Mr. Johnson just mentioned them." said Chell, to the increasingly annoyed Sakuya, before firing a portal under her. A portal connected right to her room, she left it up to let the swirling ring of spacial distortion act as a night light, because Cube is afraid of the dark.

Inside her room, AKA the Cube Temple was an Wardrobe filled with various costumes of all sorts. Chell stepped inside the costume closet and put on one of her many bonus unlockable costumes. When she stepped back out of the closet and once again through the Portal, which he quickly moved to the ceiling so nobody accidentally fell into it, she was wearing a costume fitting of the idea she presented.

Chell, not being stupid; just bat shit insane, said "Well Sakuya how bout it are you ready to..." Chell took a deep breath through her nose producing a snorting sound "...SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLD!" said Chell waving her Katana in the air...which oddly enough seemed to be made of iron, and not steel.

Spoiler: Chell's Costume

 

[Zirat]

Recette had resolved herself, after wandering around a bit she decided she had to DO something, and thought back to what her partner Tear would tell do in a situation like this...
And she came up with float around, say Merde a lot, and finally tell Recette to stop slacking and do her work.

So she opted for that last bit. Having take residence in one of the larger rooms available, it looked like a large ballroom for whatever reason, and she had spent some time rearranging all the furniture to act as presentable shelves. Taking a step back to admire her work Recette noticed something, she had next to nothing to stock them with.

Quickly digging through her inventory, she saw her lackluster products. A golden unthankful statue with the head broken off, long ago a rusty dagger, a chocolate bar, and a copy of the book Booze of the World, with half the samples missing due to Charme. She sighed, but it was still something. On a good day this could get her nearly thee thousand pix, though here she'd be lucky if she got anything.

"Nnnn... I need better stuff" she whined. Suddenly she heard the announcement about green monsters roaming about after dark.

it took a moment, but then suddenly she realized something. "Wait... monsters? This means dungeon, that means chests! That means good stuffs! AND THAT means I can open up!" Laughing to herself she locked her room behind her and veered around a random corner on a random quest of her own volition.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

After Cave Johnson's pre-recorded announcement, minecraft dude remembered. He never put up any torches in his room. He waited in his spot for a second to let these thoughts process. The processing of thoughts were accompanied by loud cricket chirps. Finally a light bulb shined over his head. He dashed off to his room real quick.

When get got their, he immediately opened the door. He was met with his room being flooded by a hundred or so creepers all staring at him. He stared back. It was about 5 minutes of staring before he slowly closed the door.

He decided it was a good idea to put up signs to warn people off. In colorful letters, he put:

[HEADING=1]STAY. THE FUCK AWAY. FROM THIS. ROOM. THANK YOU.[/HEADING]

 

[KronosTalon]

Chen stumbled before he found a bathroom, walking in quickly and looking for some water to wash himself off a little with. He reached for the sink and turned it on, slowly taking the small amount of water that was pouring out, and splashing it on his fur, trying to clear some of the dried booze off. He quickly became more and more upset with the sink, as it only gave so much at a time, and it was not enough. He quickly broke the faucet off with a quick snap of his wrist, taking it off and tossing it down, and the water sprayed out toward him, soaking him with water instead. He was happy, and he made it out to the hall before curling into a ball and beginning to snooze.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The Intercom device crackled to life again, and a slightly different Science tune began playing and stayed behind Cave Johnson's voice the whole while, just at a much softer pitch. "Cave Johnson here. Again, as i said before, some of you may have brought some influences with you, others may have affected the portal technology around the house. Point of the matter is, one of you may have brought along an uninvited guest. My guess is it's some wangsty teenage kid with a sword twice the size of his body, a name that means water vapor caught in the atmosphere, and hair that defies gravity. I don't know, that's just my guess. According to calculations, people ripped through the portal that weren't scheduled to do so should appear somewhere outside the house in the recreation area of the COWH. So maybe their building a sand castle. Or a sand Knife to cut themselves with. Cave Johnson out."

Outside the house, there was indeed an uninvited guest. One that matched Cave Johnson's description to the letter, only the wangst was a level beyond comprehension, and the hair an afront against the laws that describe how matter attracts other matter even moreso. His sword looked like it threatened to crush him if he weren't lifting it with the power of the wangst. "My... Purpose... Is... Meaningless..." He said to himself before walking around to the sand pit to build a knife out of the sand, with which he hoped to cut himself with.

[HEADING=1]STATUS LOG ONE: AN HERO IS BRON.[/HEADING]

 

[Lambi]

Sephiroth was a little busy slicing through the green creatures when he heard what Cave said over the intercom. He smirked and sliced through a few more of them, all of them dying before they managed to explode. "Cloud..." he said to himself in a low voice. He walked around, trying to find where Cloud might be. He found several rooms where he wasn't, such as some sort of storage room and another with just some cogs lying around. He opened another door and finally seemed to be outside the house. He looked around and sure enough, he spotted Cloud far away. He was up close to Cloud in a matter of moments. "Aren't you a little too old for the sandbox, puppet?" he said mockingly.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya then facepalmed at Chell, and sighed. That was more than anything she could have taken and she then banged her head against a nearby wall to vent some of her annoyance."I'm going to go now... It's best I leave now before I prove that Darwin fellow's law to be true." Sakuya said vaguely referencing Darwin's natural selection law she read about in a book she bought from Kourindou. She vaguely understood it, but she figured it meant something along the lines of 'Stupid people die quicker.' With that she used 'The world' and went back to her room, and locked the door.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell watched the grumpy puppy maid, walk back into her room muttering under her breath about stupid people, good thing Chell has a genius level IQ. "Well looks like I'll have to stop the AKU all by myself" said Chell. As she was about leap off down the hall her Iron Katana pointed outwards....she realized she forgot her jambox in her room, she quickly retrieved it.

She mashed play on that Jambox and charged into battle,

Spoiler: Mashing Play for Fight scene

She came across the horrifying form of the AKU, their blocky green four legged form defying logic and reason...excellent. "Die foul demons!" shouted Chell to the weird things, she keeps calling AKU but are actually creepers.
She sliced her way through the Creatures, some of them left dropped gunpowder, which even Chell found that weird, but she collected every last bit of gunpowder about 5 things.

After all the creepers had been destroyed Chell dramatically sheathed her sword and portal jumped into her room, in order to chillax and plan for what she would be doing later.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Cloud's head immediately turned from the sandbox that he was crafting an image of Vincent Valentine into for no apparent reason and quickly ripped his Buster sword off his back and got into a fighting stance. "It's you... Where did you take me this time? And where is everyone else?" He said.

 

[Lambi]

"I couldn't care less where your so called friends are. And I don't need to answer to you, anyway." He put both hands on his Masamune, going into a fighting stance as well. "Puppets don't deserve an answer. They only deserve to disappear." He quickly slashed at Cloud, attempting to slice at his waist.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell, having rested and stored the gunpowder safely in a lockbox, was thinking about what to do next...after realizing she could flip the light switch to light up her room.
She thought and thought and thought, until she came up with an idea, a wonderfully nasty idea. She'd go see what was up in the sand box, some wangsty emo guy cuting himself on a giant flipping sword, sounded like something Stephanie; the emo angel; would be all up into and junk.

So she dove once more into her costume closet and threw on some kinda pink dress, it was like way more frilly and girly then Chell preferred and the hair style the closet put on her was sorta silly but not so bad. This dress, however, just felt right for the situation somehow. New outfit on and Portal gun at the ready Chell went out to the sandbox just in time to see Steph slicing at some pointy haired teenager with a sword as big as his body.

Spoiler: Chell's Costume 2

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Cloud was relieved when he saw Aeris from behind Sephiroth, simultaneously blocking his slash with his enormous sword. "Aeris! There you are. We're in danger as long as Sephiroth's here. Help me out and then we can figure out how to get out of here!"

 

[Lambi]

"Get away from here. This doesn't concern you." Sephiroth said as he slashed towards Chell-Aerith with his Masamune, sure that he wouldn't miss. Then he kept slashing at Cloud at his super human speed. "You are still weak and pathetic. Not even deserving to be called my shadow."