Renewal of Reality Video Game Series: Shark Week (Ep 2: Shellshocked.)

[ShasOMiKael]

Stopping infront of the, clearly insane, woman, a burning trail behind his anchor, Motochika spoke, clearly angry, "That was foul, underhanded and dirty!" The anger washing off his face, he continued, "Just like the way I play! Hah, care for some sake?" He finished, holding out the flask.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Hmmmm well GLaDOS always said that alcohol and didn't mix but the hell does he know she's a psychotic AI and I'm Chell not whoever that is." she though out loud
"You bet your purple clown pants I do Mr. Eyepatch" She said answering the Pirate

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"Please let the alcohol kill me..." Motochika muttered under his breath, "Yo! I'm Motochika Chosokabe, the Sea Devil of the West. Not so nice to meet ya, Chell." He introduced himself to her, taking a very long drink of sake, noticing that he was running out. "Ah, shit..."

 

[BoosterGold]

"Aw whats wrong Mr. Eyepacth don't tell me your running out of alcohol." she asked having somehow climbed on top his head.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"Here, you can have the last drink." Motochika sighed, then got a strange glint in his eye, "But, you owe me a bottle, with interest."

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell took the offered sake and poured herself a glass, "Cheers Mr. Eyepatch and you can count on Me, Chell the Lord of CAKE, to repay you for the drink. BELIEVE IT!!!!" she said flashing a V with her fingers and flashing a me so stupid grin.
She then drank the sake letting the liquor burn the back of her mouth and warm its way into her tummy.
Her face went flush and her world became a whole lot weirder.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya gripped the bridge of her nose and sighed deeply, before noticing the source of her headache had just received alcohol."..... No. ....No. I'm just going to go find a room now." She said before she did something that would reflect badly upon her mistress. She immediately vanished from the veiw of everybody as she clicked a button on her pocket-watch.

Well... Before I go...

Sakuya promptly slapped Chell about twenty five times before exiting to a nearby hallway, and resuming time she listened closely.

Well, at least I can slap your shit. Sakuya chuckled to herself.

 

[BoosterGold]

No sooner had she went flush faced had it felt like a particularly mean maid slapped her face like 25 times. "OWWWWWWIIIEIEEE! that hurt" said Chell with a big smile on her face.
"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~ Imma go find a room now K, thanks." she said before slurping Motochika's face and portaling off.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"I can't deal with this..." Motochika sighed, before looking around for treasure. "Maybe maid girl has stuff of value... Now where'd she go?" Hearing soft chuckeling, he followed the sound, before finding the maid girl. "Just some smooth talking and i'll have jewlery in no time." "Yo! I'm Motochika Chōsokabe, the Sea Devil of the West. Do you mind if I ask for your name, maid girl?" He greeted.

 

[Zirat]

Recette was shocked by the whole mess of events that were transpiring around her. One minute she was making rounds through her store, booting out the people who habitually wouldn't shell out the money for her fine goods, and the next she was dropped into the middle of some strange place with a bunch of other people.
Apparently they were going to be the subjects for some kind of.... thingy. If it was a test she was suddenly worried that she would end up having to study for it.

"Aww... I only just got back my house now I gotta stay here? This isn't fun..." she sighed as she looked around at all of the people that were left in the room. Some strange white haired man with a sword as big as she was was standing by himself in the back, he... seemed like someone to give kind of an avoidance to at the moment.
There was some large fuzzy... THING and another man with a anchor he seemed to keep getting on and off of.

Recette gave a nervous giggle, this may be difficult to deal with.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya showed no change in emotion, but figured for politeness sake, she'd oblige him."Izayoi. Sakuya Izayoi, Chief maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion." She said bowing slightly. "Do you require something?" She asked as she adjusted her gloves slightly and put the Luna dial in a pocket on her skirt.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"Say, is your master rich? Does she have many things of monetary value?" Motochika asked, wanting to see if raiding that mansion would be profitable, "Also, do you have any sake? Mine's all gone, courtesy of the insane one."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Cave Johnson here. For anyone it may concern, there is a fully stocked bar two doors down on the right down the hallway from the kitchen. Cave Johnson out."

 

[Lambi]

"Nevermind, then." Sephiroth was obviously being ignored, and so he walked along the hallway with all the rooms for them in search of a room for himself. He opened up the doors, one by one, finding no room as of yet. "Pathetic..." he said to himself while he searched, until he found a room. "This will be suitable..." He walked into it, closed the door and sat down on the bed inside the room. "Feels alright. Nothing special, but it'll do." He couldn't be bothered to find out why he was here, only thing that mattered was getting back home to take over the planet there.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell Portaled down the hallway stopping in front of the fully stocked bar and went inside, in search of the great bottle of sake she promised Mr. Eyepatch. Chell Master of Cake does not back out of a promise. she fired a Portal onto the ceiling right above Sakuya and one on the wall and lightly tossed the bottle through it. "Well done Chell I'm proud of you" she said in a deep voice, the voice he thought her actual dad would have, since she was an orphan. "Thanks dad, I love you" she said

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The turret manning the bar stand Chell the stole from pointed it's laser sighters at her and replied to her theft with "

 You do know that you do have to pay for that, right? Or maybe you're just poor. That's sad. I'm sad now.

"

 

[KronosTalon]

On the mention of the fully stocked bar, Chen wasted no time. He rushed down the hall and followed Chell inside, missing running her over by a couple of inches. He rushed to the counter and put his keg on it, slamming his other hand on the counter and yelling "Dibs!" at the tip of his voice, sounding more like a bear roaring than a real voice. He wanted this to be his own room, so much stuff to work with, and he could not remember if the announcement said this room was available or not, but they would have to pry him out of here. Then he noticed the robot sitting in their, and quickly said "Oh is this your room? I think we may have to work something out." he said with a smile.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Rich? Hmm... that's hard to say. My mistress has things of some worth yes, but not any money itself, she has no need of it." Sakuya half-truthed."And Sake? Hold on." Sakuya again clicked the button on the watch in her pocket, and she suddenly had a bottle from the bar in her hand, of-course she had really just stopped time and walked to get it, but she preferred to use her powers for things.."Here you go." She said handing it over ignoring the bottle that fell.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ignore >_>

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell saw a Turret...Chell hates those things they always try to kill her and junk which in her book is like seriously uncool.
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kill it Kill it with fire!" She screamed in terror at the sight of the turret. She didn't have any fire so she did the next best thing, She fired a Portal on the ceiling above the Bar turret and one on the floor below it, sending it into an infinite loop, then as it went through the bottom portal she move the top one onto a wall sending the turret flying into the wall at high speed