Renewal of Reality Video Game Series: Shark Week (Ep 2: Shellshocked.)

[BoosterGold]

As Chell fell down Bowser's throat she managed to catch up to her Portal gun, which she slipped on as she fell. She landed right next to Sephiroth as he lit up the stomach, "Uhhh its like extra gross down here Sephiroth. Hey any idea how we are gonna get outta here?, because I'd rather not be here."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Bowserstopped inhaling after seeing that everyone had been swallowed into his gut, chuckling darkly to himself after. "That'll teach you little rats. Nobody messes with the Koopa King! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" He pumped his fists into the air, triumphantly, and, after having calmed down, charged headlong towards the door of the COWH. With little to no effort, the door gave way, and Bowser was inside the back entrance, which was essentially at the end of another long hallway. Bowser was able to see into forever. "This place is huge. It would make a GREAT castle!" He said, before he started walking around to explore his new found territory.

Meanwhile, in Bowser's gut, the inhaled group was dropped into his esophagus, which, for some reason, wasn't a straight drop into his stomach.

 

[Lambi]

Wherever they were, Sephiroth only cared to get out to give this overgrown lizard a beating. Or slashing, rather. Holding his Fire spell up still to be able to see, he poked inside Bowser here and there with his Masamune, sometimes stabbing inside some of the soft stuff inside.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Bowser's body was so massive, that Sephiroth's stabbings were felt as nothing more than tingling sensations, which he shrugged off as he kept walking. He thought he heard people in the attic. "People ready for the Koopa army, i think! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He started charging up stairs.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Sorry guys

I was outta town for a while. Let's get rolling again. Also, if you haven't done so yet, bookmark this thread.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Hey Seph I don't think thats gonna help, I think we need to try to get out the natural way, I say we make like Miss Frizzle and make a left at the intestines" said Chell as she begins singing the theme song to the Magic School Bus.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

From round the corner of Bowser's strange esophagus, a large, white blood cell shaped like a transparent goomba rounded the corner and charged at the group inside Bowser's stomach. It rammed them hard and they flew into a valve, which shut upon them entering. They fell until they landed in the middle of a large chamber filled with mushrooms, tiny little shop looking buildings, and a few mushroom-headed people. they landed on a particularly large central mushroom.

Meanwhile, outside, Bowser had gone up all kinds of sideways stairs and down the stairs, and up the stairs, and down the stairs, until he randomly fell off one of the upside-down stairs and crashed through the floor, right into the attic, defying all laws of physics. He groaned and rubbed his back. "Grrrr...."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Somewhere else in the COWH... the ASAGUT stood still and opened a small hatch in front of him, reached behind him into a hidden robot compartment and pulled out a CD. He popped it into the hatch and watched as it slid in. "

AND I SAY...

"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Suddenly, JC Denton heard from all the way in Season One land that this had finally died, and he kicked through the walls of the COWH and landed on Chell's face. He raised a mug to his face, smirked and