REPORT: Hideo Kojima Promises Skeletons in Silent Hills

[PsychicTaco115]

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Hideo Kojima, most known for his work with the Metal Gear Solid series, has confirmed that players will be facing skeletons in the newest entry of the Silent Hill series.

"Players wanted it, players demanded it and we delivered on it. I get chills up my spine already knowing I'll have to fight such scary creatures in 1080p at 60 frames per second" said Kojima.

When asked why such a common trope in the horror genre will be used in a series known for psychological horror, Kojima responded defensively.

"Look, we're basically all out of ideas. We can't have Norman be a killer because a) it's already been done to death in previous games and b) the fan-girls won't buy it if their celebrity crush smothers women to death with a pillow. By having such enemies, players won't feel any moral repercussions because they're f**king skeletons!"

"Another reason we wanted skeletons is because we spent all the money getting Guillermo del Toro and Norman Reedus on the project to begin with. Right now, we have just enough money to allow players to walk around a small apartment with a skeleton in the closet and another one inside the player's body for the only few scares in the game" Kojima said

Look for Spooky Hills to release soon

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[Johnny Novgorod]

How about a Silent Hill in which Norman Reedus slowly and inquisitively repeats the last two words of every line of dialogue addressed to him?

 

[SmugFrog]

Slow news day for Taco. You shouldn't post 5-6 in one day, you gotta hold back on some of those so you can refine the good ones.

 

[Barbas]

Will the skeletons also be Greybeards? Because the Greybeards in Skyrim weren't spooky and emaciated enough.

 

[Aerosteam]

So long as all the skeletons aren't from straight white guys I have no problem with this.

 

[Grimh]

Aw man now I already know the twist ending!

Spoiler: Spoiler'd cus 2spooky...

The killer was inside you all along!
OoooOooooOOOoooooo[small]oooo[/small]!

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

So long as all the skeletons aren't from straight white guys I have no problem with this.

Agreed, skeletons would have to showcase the whole range of gender, sexuality and race. ;-)

 

[FPLOON]

Wouldn't that mean the skeletons in this game...
*puts on shades*
...have a bone to pick with you?

Spoiler: YEEAAAAHH!

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[Sniper Team 4]

And just like that, my hopes for the new Silent Hill game wither, die, and I bury them and walk away. No 'moral repercussions'? Does this guy not understand that Silent Hill games are at their best when they manage to get inside the player's head?

Unless this is a joke or something. Is it a joke? Please tell me it's a joke.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Aw crap, this new Silent Hill is so boned and all because Kojima is a spineless no-talent hack.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Sometimes these skeleton jokes really do lighten up my day.
Thank you Taco, probably the 1st of your fake news stories that I've actually laughed at.
Goddamn I love skeletons.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Here's the kicker. You'll never see the skeletmen. They stay inside the player and copy their every move. What's worse is that they hold the player's organs hostage. Spokey shit man. 2scrae.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Aw crap, this new Silent Hill is so boned and all because Kojima is a spineless no-talent hack.

Those jokes were so poor I called the police on you. They should arrive momentarily to deliver your punishment.

 

[nyarlathotepsama]

There have always been skeletons in Silent Hill! Without one there is no way Harry Mason would have been able to rescue his daughter. I mean that's just basic logic jeez...

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

And just like that, my hopes for the new Silent Hill game wither, die, and I bury them and walk away. No 'moral repercussions'? Does this guy not understand that Silent Hill games are at their best when they manage to get inside the player's head?

Unless this is a joke or something. Is it a joke? Please tell me it's a joke.

First off: it's Taco. It's a joke. Secondly: Skeletons being mentioned on the internet generally indicates shenanigans.

 

[Sniper Team 4]

And just like that, my hopes for the new Silent Hill game wither, die, and I bury them and walk away. No 'moral repercussions'? Does this guy not understand that Silent Hill games are at their best when they manage to get inside the player's head?

Unless this is a joke or something. Is it a joke? Please tell me it's a joke.

First off: it's Taco. It's a joke. Secondly: Skeletons being mentioned on the internet generally indicates shenanigans.

Ah, okay. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with Taco. The article seemed just a little too over the top to be real, but I was worried. Thanks.

 

[Erttheking]

How about a Silent Hill in which Norman Reedus slowly and inquisitively repeats the last two words of every line of dialogue addressed to him?

Oh good Lord, the series IS completely out of control with moments like that.

Moments like that?!