riddle

[gustcq]

Here's one: Your a cop in L.A., who do you chase, the car who just ran a red light, or the Latino man running after the car yelling "I'll kill you."

Racist post!

 

[Fudgo]

An engine?

What walks on 4 legs in the morning...
...2 during the day...
...and 3 during the evening?

By the way: My riddle was "anchor" but I have to admit, "grenade" works too...

"Grenade" works as the answer to ANY riddle.

Since when did grenades have legs?

Anyway, what has 4 wheels and flies?

EDIT: Had another one, but was beaten to it. Instead you get this one.

 

[Cheesebob]

A man builds a house, and all the sides face south, he looks out the window and sees a bear, what color is the bear?

If all the sides face south it is hardly a house is it?

An Igloo has 1 side, thus all sides are facing south

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

guess what it is:

The pope doesn't use it
Madonna doesn't have it
Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one
Michael j. Fox has a small one
Bill Clinton uses his a lot.

Last names.

I was going to go with cock, the perverted choice.

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

Anyway, what has 4 wheels and flies?

EDIT: Had another one, but was beaten to it. Instead you get this one.

A garbage truck.

 

[JMeganSnow]

Anyway, what has 4 wheels and flies?

A manure truck.

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

 

[Minimike3636]

I've got a few...

There is a dead man in the desert. He is wearing a backpack and he holds a ring in his right hand. There are no vehicles nearby, and no tire marks. No weapons were found. How did he die there?


There is a dead man in a suit in a burnt forest. How did he die? (Ask for hints if needed)


There is a dead man inside a hill. His skin is blue. How did he die? (More hints, if needed)

1-shot, you said no weapons were FOUND
2-shot
3-shot and then buried

Yes, you could have said that for all of them, but then again you could have just said they were killed somewhere else and then their bodies were just put there like that. You just gotta come up with some logical sense of death that goes with the circumstances.

Answers:
1) Skydiving. His parachute didn't open. He is holding the pull-ring.
2) He was scuba-diving (He was in a WETSUIT) and a rescue chopper went to pick up water from the lake and then it took him, too. He was dropped in the burning forest. The fall killed him (I forgot to say the guy wasn't burned)
3) It was a hill of snow. He was caught in an avalanche.

EDIT:

Oh, and for number 3, his skin was blue because of hypothermia.

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

Anyway, what has 4 wheels and flies?

A manure truck.

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left him. XD

 

[Delicious]

I've been corrected about 7 times now.

 

[MoganFreeman]

An engine?

What walks on 4 legs in the morning...
...2 during the day...
...and 3 during the evening?

By the way: My riddle was "anchor" but I have to admit, "grenade" works too...

"Grenade" works as the answer to ANY riddle.

Since when did grenades have legs?

Anyway, what has 4 wheels and flies?

EDIT: Had another one, but was beaten to it. Instead you get this one.

Grenade.

But in all seriousness, I'm sure there are certain aircraft that have four sets of landing gear?

 

[ryai458]

*attempts to restart*

 

[experiment0789]

In the morning, they are gone without being stolen. They are the sailor's friend and the poet's tears.

Thats an easy one

Spoiler

the stars

 

[Iskenator67]

What goes up and down but doesn't move?

Spoiler

the temperature

 

[jasoncyrus]

A'll be mean...

A man sit on top of a mountain able to answer any question in the entire world. People come from all over the world to challenge and seek his wisdom and yet no one can stump him.

One day a little boy comes up the mountain and asks the man, what is the one question you cannot answer?

Spoiler

G'luck answering that one since its an unsolvable paradox. If he answers the boys question then he has provided an answer but at the same time not given an answer.

 

[Panzer_God]

1)This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

2)It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

 

[Daedalus1942]

What can run but can't walk?

A Washing Machine.

 

[Spacewolf]

i think someones been reading the hobit
ill go with
1=Time
2=Darkness

 

[Azraellod]

1)This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

2)It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

not sure about 1, time maybe?

but 2 is darkness i think.

A'll be mean...

A man sit on top of a mountain able to answer any question in the entire world. People come from all over the world to challenge and seek his wisdom and yet no one can stump him.

One day a little boy comes up the mountain and asks the man, what is the one question you cannot answer?

Spoiler

G'luck answering that one since its an unsolvable paradox. If he answers the boys question then he has provided an answer but at the same time not given an answer.

i think that it can be answered with; "there is no question that i cannot answer."

 

[Golden Gryphon]

What's green, hangs on a wall, and whistles?

A herring. We gryphons have very good taste in authors.