riddle

[Specter_]

What gets DRIER the more it WETS?!?!

Towel, we already had that one

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

A rich man needs it, a begger has it, if you eat it you will die. What is it?

i think this is it.

Spoiler

nothing

 

[Lusperus]

Ryai458: My guess would be a sponge

Specter: the original one was what gets wetter the more it dries
mine is simply reversed

 

[Spacewolf]

You heard me before now you hear me again now i die until you call me again

 

[GyroCaptain]

I don't know the answer to this one, maybe you can tell me:

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

The crazy thing is, some people came up with an answer for that. Lewis Carroll didn't have one.

Spoiler: Answers that people have given

Because the notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes.
Because it slopes with a flap.
Because there is a b in both and an n in neither.
Carroll's own, after thought, was: Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!

 

[GyroCaptain]

You heard me before now you hear me again now i die until you call me again

I'm going with 'telephone'.

 

[Spacewolf]

I'm going with 'telephone'.

nope

 

[aleczm]

guess what it is:

The pope doesn't use it
Madonna doesn't have it
Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one
Michael j. Fox has a small one
Bill Clinton uses his a lot.

 

[theklng]

A man builds a house, and all the sides face south, he looks out the window and sees a bear, what color is the bear?

If all the sides face south it is hardly a house is it?

on the north pole all sides face south.

you stand in a room with three switches. in a room not visible from the room you are standing in there is a light bulb. you cannot go back once you go to the room with the bulb. which of the switches turn on the light?

 

[kaziard]

i realise i may be destroyed utterly for this but how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Lusperus]

guess what it is:

The pope doesn't use it
Madonna doesn't have it
Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one
Michael j. Fox has a small one
Bill Clinton uses his a lot.

toilet...

 

[Spacewolf]

you stand in a room with three switches. in a room not visible from the room you are standing in there is a light bulb. you cannot go back once you go to the room with the bulb. which of the switches turn on the light?

i dont like this question as it doesnt specify some of the stuff but you turn the light on for 3 minutes then turn it off, then you turn the light on for 5 minute and then turn that off then turn the last one on and go up and see it if its warm then it was the first one if it was the 2nd one it would be hot, if it was the third it would still be on

 

[theklng]

you stand in a room with three switches. in a room not visible from the room you are standing in there is a light bulb. you cannot go back once you go to the room with the bulb. which of the switches turn on the light?

i dont like this question as it doesnt specify some of the stuff but you turn the light on for 3 minutes then turn it off, then you turn the light on for 5 minute and then turn that off then turn the last one on and go up and see it if its warm then it was the first one if it was the 2nd one it would be hot, if it was the third it would still be on

what do you suggest it should specify? the answer is correct.

 

[sky14kemea]

what cannot be heard, cannot be felt
cannot be seen, cannot be smelt
it lies behind stars and under hills
and empty holes it fills
what comes first and follows after
kills life, ends laughter?

also big cookie for where i got it X3

Could it be, maybe, Satanthe Hobbit?
Dark.

here's your cookie, but you might have to fight Cookie Monster for it X3

 

[oktalist]

What walks on 4 legs in the morning...
...2 during the day...
...and 3 during the evening?

Paul McCartney and his wives.

 

[zacaron]

My turn! What gets louder as it gets further away?

an angry wife?

 

[Delicious]

A man builds a house, and all the sides face south, he looks out the window and sees a bear, what color is the bear?

If all the sides face south it is hardly a house is it?

on the north pole all sides face south.

you stand in a room with three switches. in a room not visible from the room you are standing in there is a light bulb. you cannot go back once you go to the room with the bulb. which of the switches turn on the light?

Dammit. I thought I was clever.

 

[sky14kemea]

guess what it is:

The pope doesn't use it
Madonna doesn't have it
Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one
Michael j. Fox has a small one
Bill Clinton uses his a lot.

Charisma?
or Ego? i dunno

 

[vamp rocks]

here is an easy one but feel free to add your own
"what gets wetter as it dries"
yes I know its not origanal(sp)

A dryer?

Here's one: Your a cop in L.A., who do you chase, the car who just ran a red light, or the Latino man running after the car yelling "I'll kill you."

drop the latino man with 3 rounds to the chest and then take of after the car... what? you said i was an LA cop...?